When Hulk Goes To Talk To Thor And Hes All Nat Didnt Save Me You Did. Like The Parallels Drawn Between

When hulk goes to talk to thor and he’s all Nat didn’t save me you did. Like the parallels drawn between a romantic relationship between Bruce and Natasha with the “platonic” relationship between Bruce and Thor ??? Come on just say they’re dating

Steve: I can’t believe you two broke the bed last night!

Tony: Yeah, what we’re you guys even doing?

Bruce: Ummm…

(Last night)

Bruce: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Thor: Try me.

thorbruce rights!!!

bruce: do i weight anything to you? thor: its like holding a bag of grapes

Boarding school/College Au:

Tony is confident & Stephen is not impressed. (yet)

- Originally posted on my ig @/bannersodinson

Some of my favorite things about Thor that people made up to use in fanfics often:

-When Thor gets too exited, nervous or sad, his hands create little sparks of lightning

- Tony calls him ‘buddy’ ever since he cut his hair

- When he gets nervous, he plays with his fingers because that what Bruce does

- He absolutely loves pop tarts and it’s his favorite food

Tony: No one here’s a mole.

Fury: How can you be so sure?

Tony: Because I know these guys. I know everything about them.

Fury: You’re a poor hero if you think people can’t surprise you.

Tony: Not these people. Here, watch this.

Tony: It’s Thursday, so Nat’s gonna leave early to rehearse with her new dance group. Clint’s going to be going over his weekly budget. Bruce and Thor are gonna watch a movie while eating pizza, and Bruce is gonna have to explain everything throughout it because Thor won’t understand anything.

Tony: And if I run and leap at Steve, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. *starts running*

Steve: Wait no, i’m holding coffee!

Also Steve: *Drops coffee to catch Tony*