DRAW YOUR FUCKING OTPS LIKE THISJUST DO IT

DRAW YOUR FUCKING OTPS LIKE THIS JUST DO IT

Steve: I can’t believe you two broke the bed last night!

Tony: Yeah, what we’re you guys even doing?

Bruce: Ummm…

(Last night)

Bruce: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Thor: Try me.

Bruce: I promise i’m not going to get mad.

Thor, taking a deep breath: I moved an astronomical megastructure with my bare hands, got hit by the beam of a neutron star willingly and would have died if they hadn’t put together ‘storm breaker’ in time.

Bruce:

Thor:

Bruce: *slowly changes into hulk*

Thor: *running away yelling* Shit shit shit! He’s gonna kill me!

i often think about thor and bruce’s height difference

Tony: Thor, stop eating my pop tarts!

Thor, chewing: Make me.

Tony: I’ll call Steve.

Thor, challenging: Do it!

Tony: I’ll call Bruce.

Thor:

Thor: You know what? I’ll just go go get my own. See you at dinner!

Some of my favorite things about Thor that people made up to use in fanfics often:

-When Thor gets too exited, nervous or sad, his hands create little sparks of lightning

- Tony calls him ‘buddy’ ever since he cut his hair

- When he gets nervous, he plays with his fingers because that what Bruce does

- He absolutely loves pop tarts and it’s his favorite food