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Hehehe soft

(Incorrect quote by @sidespromptblog)

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more fake twitter bc I’m bored

a logan and remus fusion would speak entirely in cursed sentences: an essay

when they threaten, they would say things like:

i will steal your kneecaps and use them to play baseball

i will fill your lungs with bees and leeches

i will swap your blood with crofters jelly and put your blood on my toast

i will turn your corpse into a stuffed toy and gift it to your favorite person

i will shred you into paper-thin bits using only a butter knife

i will give you a lung transplant but instead of replacing your lung with another i'll replace it with a bottle if poison

if someone is unconscious on the ground:

they're not dead, they're just taking a while to respawn

is anyone gonna eat that?

if they don't have anything cursed to say they just speak in various cursed languages

*insert sans undertale fontspeak noises here*

Hewwo! Would u aww wike to commit cwimes witt me???? UwU (OwO Speak)

1 233 N0 60D U9 5373, 37C397 F07 M3 (Homestuck Trollspeak)

sometimes they sound like their voice is coming from an old radio

(Minecraft Enchanting Table Language)

sometimes their voice is just bass boosted

sometimes they only say things like "no u" or make wordplay jokes like "joe momma" or "ligma balls"

you can't tell me that this isn't how they'd behave. please add on if you can think of anything. thank u for reading my essay

they would totally be this dramatic when they fight.

Where's the lie?