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Balloons And Guacamole

I’m here to blow guacamole and eat balloons. And I’m not really hungry right now.

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I Have Completely Lost Track Of Where This All Started And Where Its Heading And Now Im Just Along For

I have completely lost track of where this all started and where it’s heading and now I’m just along for the ride.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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