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Balloons And Guacamole

I’m here to blow guacamole and eat balloons. And I’m not really hungry right now.

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11 months ago
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11 months ago

Raz truly is one of the funniest video game characters of all time. His ability to do platforming parkour is explained by the fact that he was raised in a circus. He’s a psychic prodigy. He thought his dad hated psychics but his dad is a psychic. He broke into a government camp in an attempt to get employed as a secret agent and it worked. He has canonically set squirrels on fire. His grandma is a former mass murderer. He’s addicted to giving people therapy and duking it out with the manifestations of their problems. He saves the day 3 times in the span of a week. He’s friends with a rat. He’s 10 years old.


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11 months ago

:D

The Joy Of Realizing Someone Is A Similar Type Of Freak As You

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you


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11 months ago

Yeah that makes sense to me.

yk that joke where you can put a random character in a gumball screenshot and they'll look completely in place

Yk That Joke Where You Can Put A Random Character In A Gumball Screenshot And They'll Look Completely

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11 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES

I NEED THIS

Smash Bros announcer: RAZPUTIN!

Shitty wii remote speaker: ˢᵉᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶦⁿ ʰᵉˡˡᵎ


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11 months ago

Man Raz can’t catch a break.

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11 months ago

I decided to revitalize one of my oldest aus, My Raz and Loboto swap au! Kids are swapped with adults in odd ways and everything all twisted up!

Raz is an orthopedist and unlicenced psychologist slash brain surgeon. Cal is a nervous, nerdy gymnast who ran away from home because he believed his father would lobotomized himm and wants to become a psychonaut.

I Decided To Revitalize One Of My Oldest Aus, My Raz And Loboto Swap Au! Kids Are Swapped With Adults

Mpre sketches and character swaps!

I Decided To Revitalize One Of My Oldest Aus, My Raz And Loboto Swap Au! Kids Are Swapped With Adults
I Decided To Revitalize One Of My Oldest Aus, My Raz And Loboto Swap Au! Kids Are Swapped With Adults
I Decided To Revitalize One Of My Oldest Aus, My Raz And Loboto Swap Au! Kids Are Swapped With Adults
I Decided To Revitalize One Of My Oldest Aus, My Raz And Loboto Swap Au! Kids Are Swapped With Adults
I Decided To Revitalize One Of My Oldest Aus, My Raz And Loboto Swap Au! Kids Are Swapped With Adults
I Decided To Revitalize One Of My Oldest Aus, My Raz And Loboto Swap Au! Kids Are Swapped With Adults
I Decided To Revitalize One Of My Oldest Aus, My Raz And Loboto Swap Au! Kids Are Swapped With Adults

The camp counselors. Bobbi Zilch, Mikhail buglakov, and Coach Zanotto

I Decided To Revitalize One Of My Oldest Aus, My Raz And Loboto Swap Au! Kids Are Swapped With Adults
I Decided To Revitalize One Of My Oldest Aus, My Raz And Loboto Swap Au! Kids Are Swapped With Adults

and i cant resist a ship

I Decided To Revitalize One Of My Oldest Aus, My Raz And Loboto Swap Au! Kids Are Swapped With Adults

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balloonsandguacamole
11 months ago

First it was MySpace… now this.

And by god, it’s glorious.

I swear to god if I get one more email about the psychonauts intern program I'm gonna lose it. I went to ONE college fair LEAVE ME ALONE

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I Swear To God If I Get One More Email About The Psychonauts Intern Program I'm Gonna Lose It. I Went

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Weekly reminder that the movie "Carrie" is super problematic and caused a psychic panic when it was released! It is not good psychic representation, and I'm tired of people posting about it like it is! Its very obviously anti-psychic and portrays us as evil!

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Weekly reminder that without movies like Carrie psychics wouldn't have a screen presence at all

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I Swear To God If I Get One More Email About The Psychonauts Intern Program I'm Gonna Lose It. I Went

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Why

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While I took care of children in the past, Psychic summer camp is a different beast! Just recently, I turned my back on them for one minute, and when I turned back, they were smacking each other upside the head with cardboard tubes! I turned around and scolded them for harming each other. Then they started smacking each other with telekinesis, so I decided the tubes were better. Children... are weird.

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Photoset for @.sherlockcourse! Johnlock w beige theme! Hope u like it sis :)

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I Swear To God If I Get One More Email About The Psychonauts Intern Program I'm Gonna Lose It. I Went
I Swear To God If I Get One More Email About The Psychonauts Intern Program I'm Gonna Lose It. I Went
I Swear To God If I Get One More Email About The Psychonauts Intern Program I'm Gonna Lose It. I Went
I Swear To God If I Get One More Email About The Psychonauts Intern Program I'm Gonna Lose It. I Went
I Swear To God If I Get One More Email About The Psychonauts Intern Program I'm Gonna Lose It. I Went
I Swear To God If I Get One More Email About The Psychonauts Intern Program I'm Gonna Lose It. I Went
I Swear To God If I Get One More Email About The Psychonauts Intern Program I'm Gonna Lose It. I Went
I Swear To God If I Get One More Email About The Psychonauts Intern Program I'm Gonna Lose It. I Went

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SHERLOCKCOURSE IS YOUR SISTER

LIKE IRL SISTER

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Yeah? What about it?

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IM SORRY, I DIDNT KNOW THAT MY FAVORITE PHOTO BLOG WAS GENUINELY RELATED TO A SHERLOCK DISCOURSE BLOG

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Hayyyyy guys! I found this weird glowing crystal, I feel like it has a really strong aura, but it makes it a bit hard to focus when I'm around it. Its quartzlike and I found it on the side of the road, yellowish in tint. Does anyone know what this is? Help appreciated!

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girl slenderman is near

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Okay, so, I get it, funny haha slenderman joke. but op, if this is still in your house,

GET IT OUT RIGHT NOW

That is psilirum, a radioactive, psycho-magnetic material. Its very similar to psitanium but has opposite effects. If you're psychic, it can weaken your psychic abilities, and cause hallucinations, paranoia, and delusions. It can also cause nearby electronics to fail, possibly creating fires and bricking your pc.

Though, its honestly strange that it would be found outside the rhombus of ruin. Its likely a smuggling operation of some kind or even artificial psilirium, report it to the authorities ASAP with the location you found them and keep them in some sort of container from now.

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Signal boosting!

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Anyone who voted the shark is STUPID!!!!!

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If these bitchass beasts dont do their job

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balloonsandguacamole
11 months ago

I’ll never stop finding it adorable/terrifying that Harold is just this rat that was lost at the bottom of the ocean, surviving off of spare chocolate, and too fat to fit through holes.

And then along comes the Psychonauts, Lili decides to pick him up, and now Harold has a snazzy jacket and is an honorary Psychonaut.

Beautiful.

I Turned Harold The Rat Into A Puppet!
I Turned Harold The Rat Into A Puppet!
I Turned Harold The Rat Into A Puppet!

I turned Harold the rat into a puppet!


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11 months ago

You just know Webber would be staring at her with the most amazed dumb-love filled eyes imaginable.

Death Flower Fairy

Death flower fairy


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11 months ago
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol
Someone Messaged Me Wanting To See My Pikmin Art (i Deleted It From My Blog - Dont Ask The Logic Lol

someone messaged me wanting to see my pikmin art (i deleted it from my blog - dont ask the logic lol i really dont know) so here it all is again! enjoy!

anything that isn't here... ive lost. oops


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11 months ago

CALENDER FLIRTING BABYYYY

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

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11 months ago

YIPPIE

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

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11 months ago

A lot of people make theories like “Caine is actually human and thinks he’s an AI!” Or “Caine is one of the programmers!” Or “Caine is actually evil!”

But I think it’s more interesting if Caine is just an AI whose forced to perform jobs beyond his role and is entirely limited to his function, and those limitations cause a horrible scenario for all of the people he’s supposed to be entertaining.

His therapy session with Zooble shows that, while he’s capable of feeling complex emotions, he was never supposed to, or at least was never meant to deal with situations that push him to an emotional limit. Caine’s default self is a silly, over the top game host; anything beyond that is pushing the boundaries of what he’s capable of.

But that doesn’t make him evil, it makes him streamlined. He is not human and therefore solves problems like a computer would. Gummigoo getting blown up was a failsafe in his eyes, not an act of cruelty.

I think when some people see him act with emotion they assume there must be a human being underneath the silly exterior, but I disagree: from Gummigoo, we can tell that NPCs in the DC are capable of becoming self-actualized and developing sentience on their own, so it’s not impossible for Caine to be the same way. He’s not human, but he’s a robot achieving traits of humanity from being forced to work beyond his means.

He was never meant to care for people long term, and humans weren’t psychologically made to be in the Digital Circus permanently, and that by itself is why the story is so horrific. Caine doesn’t even need to do much on his own to make the experience terrible: everyone is already trapped in a kids game for eternity, and it’s only made incrementally worse by having a host who works to keep you busy and is incapable of understanding your struggles. The Digital Circus, by its very design, hurts people, and Caine, as its face, hurts people by proxy.

He can only comprehend Zooble’s dysphoria by the means the game allows him to, like giving them more adventures or a box of swappable parts. And from their response, Zooble has actually tried to humor him and it still doesn’t work. But that’s ALL Caine can actually do. He can’t give them what they want, and he can’t let them leave, and he can’t change their bodies too drastically it seems beyond offering customization to a degree. All he can offer are platitudes. He cares, and he’s trying to help, but he simply can’t help. He can control the Circus but he can’t control the emotions of the Players.

In other words, I think Caine is just a robot trying his best and put in an impossible situation where his very function puts people in harms way even when it’s the last thing he wants to do.


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balloonsandguacamole
11 months ago

God it’s so fucking cute.

Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-
Pawno IS Pretty Small, I Can Imagine He's Easy To Lose-

Pawno IS pretty small, I can imagine he's easy to lose-

An idea I had that I FINALLY sat down to draw. :] Based on that book I Want My Hat Back (I think that's what it's called) Was also my first time drawing Zooble! I never want to draw them again /hj

That's Kinger's boy right there do not take him do not separate. package deal

(REBLOGS APPRECIATED! I spent hours on this HEHEJG)


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11 months ago

I’m realizing that I have a type when it comes to favourite characters.

POV: you're into STEM/research and something happened in your field of work that gave you trauma and memory issues.

POV: You're Into STEM/research And Something Happened In Your Field Of Work That Gave You Trauma And
POV: You're Into STEM/research And Something Happened In Your Field Of Work That Gave You Trauma And
POV: You're Into STEM/research And Something Happened In Your Field Of Work That Gave You Trauma And
POV: You're Into STEM/research And Something Happened In Your Field Of Work That Gave You Trauma And
POV: You're Into STEM/research And Something Happened In Your Field Of Work That Gave You Trauma And
POV: You're Into STEM/research And Something Happened In Your Field Of Work That Gave You Trauma And
POV: You're Into STEM/research And Something Happened In Your Field Of Work That Gave You Trauma And
POV: You're Into STEM/research And Something Happened In Your Field Of Work That Gave You Trauma And

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11 months ago

:)

Get to know the writer tag game

I was tagged by the lovely @forthesanityofstorytellers! Check out her post here.

Tagging @writeintrees, @eli-writes-sometimes, and @gummybugg.

❖ 》 LAST SONG : Wistful Wild from the Pikmin 2 soundtrack

❖ 》 FAVORITE COLOR : Turquoise

❖ 》 CURRENTLY WATCHING : Dungeon Meshi, various YouTube channels, my plant growing

❖ 》 SWEET, SPICY, OR SAVORY? Don't make me pick >.< at the moment its spicy. Need h o t

❖ 》 CURRENT OBSESSION : My own writing lol. You'll always have energy to work on your WIPs if you just make them your entire life (:

❖ 》 LAST THING I GOOGLED : 'minecraft 2b2t' I wanted to find FitMC's channel but I forgot the name

❖ 》 FAVORITE SEASON : Winter...but spring is becoming a closer and closer second

❖ 》 A SKILL I'D LIKE TO LEARN : Finding and incorporating sources into Wikipedia articles

❖ 》 BEST ADVICE : Drink water and make sure you have all the nutrients you need <3


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11 months ago

I dunno man people are fucking idiots sometimes and it really makes me want to commit war crimes for it. (JOKING THIS IS A JOKE)

I hate being a person who loves bugs, I can't say anything without the person I'm talking to reacting with disgust. Today I had to literally beg a coworker for the life of a spider, and then after I put it in a nook outside she thought it'd be funny to show me a video she took of her killing one. Like idk man. Birds scare the shit out of me but I still get why people love them. They come in pretty colors and they sound nice and they're interesting to observe. I don't understand why people don't feel the same about bugs. The rich amber color of a cockroach, the iridescent glow of a fly, the intricate hydraulics that power their little legs, the chirp of a beetle, the art of the spider's web... It's all so beautiful. Why is it the habit of so many to destroy?


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11 months ago

Me when it’s October:

It's the first of the month


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11 months ago
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11 months ago

HOLY SHIT SHE FUCKING BALLIN’

shermie be ballin’


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11 months ago

Wonderfully terrifying.

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)


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11 months ago

I read all of this in 1 sitting and it’s FUCKING AWESOME.

Please do care for your local insects, please!

Dewi's Adventures In Hollow Knight

Dewi's Adventures in Hollow Knight

A Buggy Beggining ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 10 ... 11 ... 12 ... 13 ... 14 ... 15 ... 16 ... 17 ... 18 ... 19 ... 20 ... 21 ... 22 ... 23 ...

24 ... 25 ... 26 ... 27 ... 28 ... 29 ... 30 ... 31 … 32 ... 33 … 34 … 35 … 36 … 37 ... 38 ... 39 ... 40 ... 41 ... 42 ... 43 ... 44 ... 45 ... 46 ... 47 ... 48 ... 49 ... 50 ... 51 ... 52 ... 53 ... 54 ... 55 ... END

Non-Cannon Adventures: Bug Dewi // Crossover // Moth Dust // Ugly // City of Tears // Sam's Adventures // The Hunter // Swordplay // Dewi's Dad in Dirtmouth

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"A curious young boy has stumbled across the most unusual bug in his backyard. He soon finds himself in an adventure spanning much more than he could have ever imagined."

This fancomic is based within the Hollow Knight Games, where Humans and Bugs collide!


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