Crashed Into You Like So Many Wrecks Do

crashed into you like so many wrecks do

a new RWRB Hitman AU series by bananzie for Whumptober 2024

Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Series: Part 30 of stars, stripes, and union jacks, Part 1 of hit me(n) baby one more time

summary: “You know you aren’t supposed to use the blood as fabric dye, right?”

Henry very nearly jumped out of his skin at the voice. Whipping around, he saw a man with a mess of wild curls, and although the pub’s dingy backdoor light was the only real source of light around, the man seemed to glow under it.

Beautiful, was Henry’s first thought.

(whumptober 2024 prompt: not realizing they're injured + "it's not my blood")

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can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of

Well I would give a medieval peasant some spaghetti.

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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