Oh, You Were Usurped By Your Scheming Uncle? Boo Fucking Hoo. Not All Of Us Are Fortunate Enough To Have

Oh, you were usurped by your scheming uncle? Boo fucking hoo. Not all of us are fortunate enough to have anything worth usurping. Just be glad you actually have family that’s involved in your life: I don’t want to hear about your rich people problems.

The Three Dragons, or, Repentence, Revelry, and the Hero Resolve (a tale of Onde)

So when I offered to go telling stories from my D&D game the other, I got several votes for the elves, and I wrote that one out, but several people were also very interested in the dragons, and, well.  The Hero Resolve is one of my very favorite not-technically-a-god-but-honestly-might-as-well-be NPCs in this game, and making up folklore for a world that doesn’t exist is pretty damn awesome, so–

Once upon a time, there were three evil dragons.

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Did you know that you can make fake 3D pixel art in Blender by just like turning anti-aliasing off?? And pixelizing post-effects? Sounds super simple but it took me forever to figure it out.

-Sleeping in the Forrest- 

“i went to the forest to bathe my soul”

Another thing I love in fiction is when dialogue immediately echoes the same phrasing used in the narration. It can be startling and funny.

Ex.:

As they made their way back to the car, Farad felt the prickle of eyes upon him. He looked around and spotted the culprits—perched on the roof of a van, a gaggle of dour-faced teenagers was watching them judgmentally.

“Don’t look now,” he whispered to his companion, “But a gaggle of dour-faced teenagers is watching us judgementally.”