Old Trees Want To Hurt You. It Doesn't Matter If You're Snowshoeing, Cross-country Skiing, Or Just Taking

old trees want to hurt you. It doesn't matter if you're snowshoeing, cross-country skiing, or just taking a walk in the woods. Old trees want to hurt you, and I think they'd kill you if they could.

A new viewpoint on antlers reveals the evolutionary history of deer (Cervidae, Mammalia)

fullview recommended!

something i've wanted to do for a while now. i've scoured the internet for something like this and can't find anything that compares all the different types of antlers together. except one recent study on their evolution, which is also very interesting on its own! i simplified it to provide a visual reference, while still trying to be scientifically accurate. some things differ between this and trophy scoring terminology like where the beam is and whatnot, so if something looks weird that's why.

small additional note, this study and others provide a lot of evidence that eld's deer should be in their own genus as it doesn't appear similar enough to barasingha and schomburgk's deer. however this doesn't seem to be adapted anywhere yet, so they're still in Rucervus for this guide.

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THE SILLIES EVER

i caught 95 ailments and diseases because of them

other guy belongs to @banesberry-anomoly

When they say that the apple never falls far from the tree, then what does that say about the tree?

If The Fruit Bearer ever finds out about who he really is, what took place in the Garden on that day, I don't want to know what will happen when he figures out it was his fruit that caused the spiral of humanity into what it is now. He must not be allowed to eat his own heart, for that will reveal to him who he truely is, and he may take it upon himself to be the judge upon which the scales are balanced.

Gatlin Hayes

or in other words: researchers, meet your new filekeeper and also your new Jesus!

You might remember this name a really long time ago (months ago). i tweaked him. just a tiny bit. and by a bit i mean a lot. but anyways heres the guy

+ a basic info sheet thing. its vague and doesn’t provide much info for lore reasons because i want this to be released like a teaser for a movie. best viewed in print layout.

mrrp click here for the sheet

tldr: in this modern day jesus is a filekeeper + modern artist who creates ritualistic structures out of wood that must be perceived in order to instill protection on their viewers. so he submits them to art galleries as modern arts. hes trying to save you with his autism beam. let him into your heart :(((((((

(also i feel like i should mention that im not christian and im not trying to turn anyone christian. its just i like the concept of it and i wanted to make it what i wish it was + the idea of a genderqueer slightly offputting reiteration of a jesus who works in an office-like setting is really funny)

moar info soon. TALK TO ME ABOUT HIM PLEAES

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna