UM HELLO BESTIE SO I Have A Death Valley Theory Kind Of Bc I Was Rereading And Theres That Scene Where

UM HELLO BESTIE SO I have a Death Valley theory kind of bc I was rereading and there’s that scene where taehyung and yoongi are talking. And yoongi makes a comment that namjoon fucked up all his plans. Plus we don’t actually KNOW if namjoon was really ever hurt or if he was just pretending???? At the kidnapping or whatever you could have been screwing with us??? Or maybe he did it on purpose like if Hobi was doing the dirty work??? Idk I’m sort of buying into Jins defense that it couldn’t have been him. Namjoon has some fucking issue with Jimin too. And there’s this stuff about him acting weird in the middle parts. Also Namjoon is conveniently not around a lot. Jin is crazy sure but I think Namjoon is up to something. Plus he allegedly knew about Yoongi this whole time??? Huhhhh??? He’s so sus to me now. His pov is real cute but idk. He also has the Cadillac but hes always talking about how he doesn’t have money and then goes around buying shit like ok sir. also nonchalantly, namjoon asked oc where she lives..REAL SUS. And this man only ever wants to party and never works on his music like tf kinda rockstar u tryna be good sir??? BASICALLY I THINK NAMJOON IS SUS THATS THE THEORY OK IM DONE NOW 😭😭😭

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omfgggg this is amazing.

namjoon seems pretty sus doesnt he. lmaooo. who isn’t sus at this point.

this is pretty well thought out ill give you that :)

also im cackling @ “tf kinda rockstar you tryna be” man has some interesting priorities for sure

omg i just finished reading “touch yourself here” and i’m just in awe of your talent?! so so so good 🥵

*blushes* thank you so much!!! whattttt this is literally so sweet omg. I’m happy you’re enjoying my chaotic filth lmaoooo

<3

But…Oc doesn’t even really like Jimin either? Their relationship is so toxic. I think she deserves better than him & Yoongi both.. team Joon all the way!!!They got to be friends, he respects her, and she is protective of him. It’s cute as heck!!

yeah jimin isn’t the only issue in that relationship, oc herself contributes to that toxicity. she likes him a lot when he’s not around.

oc—and namjoon too—are both problematic in their own beautiful ways :)

fam im still not over dv! seokjin- i mean- im a total soft stan for him BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THIS FANFIC- IM GONNA RISK IT ALL FOR THIS MAN- AND BY RISK IT ALL I MEAN RISK MY DIGNITY AND SHAME. ILL BECOME A SHAMELESS PERSON FOR DV! JIN ILL BECOME HIS DOORMAT IF HE ASKS ME TO.

bestie, we will never get over death valley jin. that interrogation scene has to be in the dv smut hall of fame bc damn. or...in the hotel where he literally steps on her. his smut scenes are just 🥵

we are on our fucking knees for this man. :)

hello, about touch me wherever, i love the series so much!!!!!!!! i think you're a genius for writing it, are you taking requests for its drabbles?

thank you!! and yes—def feel free to send reqs in :)

okay but which are your personal favorites!!👀👀

i think you're asking about dv smut hall of fame but correct me if im wrong! i dont even think i remember all of them lmfao. ok favorite doesnt have to mean like hottest right, bc some of them i like bc they're kinda funny or ironic tbh?

1. hobi scene in yoongi's shower. (shes literally thinking about yoongi coming in to murder him? like sis r u good)

2. jin @ hotel when he gave you cocaine. (nuf said)

3. probably either taehyung in the arena as well (he's just so sweet about it idk) or jimin in the studio the first time with the cocaine (im just weak for rockstar!jimin in general)

dv yoongi & joon deserve better scenes. ill throw in some good ones next time. ooopsie