Jimin Naver X Dispatch Lockscreens

Jimin Naver x Dispatch lockscreens

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

WHY IS JIMIN'S HAIR SUCH A BIG DEAL? (HAIR TIMELINE)

Idol stars choose a variety of hair colors to transform their image concepts for different albums. Yet not everyone succeeds in pulling it off. Park Jimin on the other hand not only makes it his own easily but also changes his whole aura. From gangster to erotic to sensible to even aristocratic attire, he switches between themes making his fans never able to get another bias it seems. So let’s track together Chimchim’s HAIR TIMELINE:

Black au naturel

Pre-debut fetus (Who knew this lil boy will be the death of many)

Dark brown haired baby

June 2013 “No More Dream”, “We are bulletproof” and “N.O" (He got abs and cheeks you wanna pinch and love)

Black haired cutie

January 2014 "Boy in Luv”, “Just One Day” in both Japanese and Korean versions (What happened? WHERE IS THE BABY?)

Brown haired danger 

August 2014 to about beginning of June 2015 “Danger” (No comment … it was just RUDE to the chore)

Red haired Jam

End June 2015 “Dope" (He got Jams and it’s strawberry -Imma make Jin proud with this line hahaha-)

Ginger haired sunshine

November 2015 (his red hair faded) "Run” Korean and Japanese versions  (That hair + Jimin’s smile were something no one could resist)

It was quite bright too

Legendary Sexy Black

April to September 2016 Fire MV (It’s rumored to be one of the best ever, I mean, the boy looked soooooooooo fine: we had a sharp jawline, abs, hip thrusting, forehead, high notes ….)

Silver haired royalty

October 2016 Blood, Sweat & Tears (Bow down and respect God’s creation)

Blond haired angel

December 2016 end of the year award show (He wasn’t human, PERIOD)

Pink haired mochi with a twist

January 2017 “Spring day” “Not today”. (He was VERY cute during Spring Day…

And VERY disrespectful during Not Today?!!!!

WE WERE HELLA CONFUSED. LIKE PICK A SIDE!)

Silverish are you back? 

The start of March 2017. (He went back to a light silver brown kinda shade but it didn’t last long. That month he kept experiencing different shades. Thus Jimin’s stans suffered well).

Brown haired confusion

End of March 2017. (back to brown for the wings tour and he kept trying all kind of shades of brown until now. Sometimes it was super light

Other times, almost black but it’s not … black (btw, screw you snow filters for giving me fake hopes every time)

Well … now death the comeback is near, and we have NO IDEA what to expect.  One thing for sure, a new Jimin is in the making and no Jimin can deceive. BRACE YOURSELF ARMY and RIP JIMIN STANS !!! 

By @mimibtsghost

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