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The One Thing He Won't Ever Stop Doing
The one thing he won't ever stop doing
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Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Ruggie Bucchi, Azul Ashengrotto x gn! reader
This just randomly appeared in my head
Ace Trappola won't ever stop mocking and teasing you.
Oddly enough, there are two types of people he just can't stop being an ass to; people he can't stand and people he loves, like friends and family. Now, you are his lover, his partner. There is no way you could ever escape that shit eating grin of his as he pulls out yet another dumb phrase to get your blood boiling.
Beware of his lies: he will promise he will stop if you take away his touch privileges as revenge (hugs, kisses, cuddles, ect.), but it will start all over again once the next day arrives. Until then you can enjoy a well behaved Ace cuddling up to you, as if he's the goodiest goody out there.
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Deuce Spade won't ever stop showing how much he improved from his delinquent days to you.
No matter if you knew him when he was a delinquent or not, you know of his former life style, so he wants to prove to you how good of a guy he is either way. A guy who treats his lover with respect, a guy who protects his lover from any danger, a guy who helps out his lover, no matter how small the problem seems to be.
He wants to prove that he is worth your time, attention, your love and affection. It becomes such a habit over time, that he simply cannot stop doing it. Even if he manages not to openly show it, he will continue doing it in his head.
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Ruggie Bucchi won't ever stop stealing food from you.
You're not eating faster than usual, he is sneaking little bites from your plate when you're not looking. Sometimes he even does the good old "Hey, look over there!" and takes a bite from the pastry you're holding, while you're busy looking for the not existing something. This isn't even about him being hungry and not having enough food, it's more about annoying you.
He is not above guilt tripping you into giving him your food, but he will pay you back one way or another. To him, this is a kind of fun thing to do. And honestly, he thinks you look gorgeous when you give him that side glare whenever you catch him.
A pretty convincing reason not to stop.
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Azul Ashengrotto won't ever stop trying to look the absolute best for you.
You can be the messiest, most unkept person on earth and he will still believe if he regains the tiniest trait similar to his past self, you will think of him differently. He wants to be your number one in every category. Especially in the early stages of your relationship, he was extremely nervous around you. If one strand of his hair wasn't laying right, he was panicking, and kept fixing himself, hoping you wouldn't notice.
It's better now, but he's still anxious whenever he gets ready to meet up with you. He doesn't think it will ever completely go away, and he honestly doesn't want it to just vanish. To him it's one way to prove that he truly cares for you and how you think of him.
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wOah,,, could i request for uno and hajime (separate-) with a male s/o that's like jotaro from jjba?
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This. I like this.
I got a bit carried away in Hajime's part, so the parts are each in a different writing style
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Hajime Sugoroku x male! reader
Uno x male! reader

Two peas in a pod
They both knew what they have gotten themselves into when they decided to get married, a choice neither of them seriously regretted to this day. Though, the two would say it jokingly in their rare moments of playfulness. They were too much of a perfect match, both strongwilled hard workers with not much of a need for physical affection, if any at all.
(Y/N) had incredible strength, both mentally and physically. He could not be persuded to do anything, could not be distracted, and could not be escaped from. Those points made him qualified for the work of a prison guard, Nanba prison being no exception, even with the escape artists and supposed dangerous inmates being kept there.
The inmates of building 13 didn't appreciate this fact as much as Hajime did.
Hajime and (Y/N) could go hours or days without interacting or seeing each other without feeling guilty for not paying attention to the other, or upset over the lack of attention. Being a prison guard includes long and exhausting working hours, and even though they were working in the same building, even had their office desk in the same room, they couldn't just act like a couple. Work wouldn't allow it.
It felt like the most scandalous thing when Hajime leaned in to kiss his husband's temple during one of their breaks. They were lucky they were the only ones in the room or they wouldn't have heard the end of it from the other supervisors. Physical affection certainly was rare between the couple, but not completely absent. And seeing the two stoic giants display an uncommon occurance like that would've shattered their image as building 13's gorillas, until they present the reason why they got called that in the first place.
He overheard Seitarou and (Y/N) talking in the office, an opportunity he simply couldn't walk past. Not only because he was bored out of his mind, but also because he rarely heard (Y/N) talk in a calm voice at all.
And god forbid anyone from cell 13 to even hear about their marriage...
But we all know how sneaky Jyugo can be when he's bored and wandering around the building.
"Oh, right! Yours and the supervisor's wedding anniversary is coming up, right?"
Hell broke loose, and so did two certain people's tempers.
If cell 13 didn't know not to mess with (Y/N) before, they certainly do now. It was like he was an exact copy of Hajime, just with a fewer words maybe. That, however did not stop any of them to continue with their antics. Their shadows will make them look like Mickey Mouse because of the bumps on either side of their heads.

Human shield
Another lighthearted escape attempt ended with Hajime giving the crew one last chance to turn back and return to their cell. Cell 13, minus (Y/N), might've lost one too many braincells from the past ass whoopings, looking at their smug looks as they just kept on walking further away from the prison. What made them think they wouldn't get beaten up this time?
Hajime and (Y/N) both really wanted to know the answer to that question. The (Y/HC)-haired kept being dragged along by his cellmates, his boyfriend, Uno in particular. Uno knew (Y/N) had no desire to escape prison and would rather just wait out his sentence, but they never planned to really escape anyways. It was all for sport, for fun.
And honestly, they all thought it would be less painful with (Y/N) around because of his strength. To their dismay, he didn't even keep walking once Hajime gave them that one last chance, he didn't want to get punished unnecessarily after all.
He just watched his friends and boyfriend walk straight into their doom. Their smiles quickly faded from their faces as soon as Hajime began his work with them.
"BABEEEE!!"
"Good grief..."
"Don't think I will let you run, inmate #11!"
Within the blink of an eye, Uno was back at his boyfriend's side, teary eyed, "Don't let him ruin my handsome face!"
(Y/N) just stood still and watched Nico faint next to Rock who was already laying on the ground.
The blue-eyed didn't see the lack of response as a good sign, "Come on! You can't let him hurt your boyfriend!"
A glance from the taller one made him flinch in horror, "You won't let him hurt me, right??"
"EEK!"
Uno quickly hid behind his boyfriend, clutching on his top, shouting at the top of his lungs, "PLEASE, BABE, I PROMISE TO STOP SLAPPING YOUR ASS WHEN PEOPLE ARE AROUND, PLEEEAAAASEEEEEE!!! PROTECT MEEEEEE!!"
Now, that was actually a pretty good offer...
But (Y/N) knew better than to face Hajime head on, he was strong, sure, but the prison guard was still on a higher level. So he just turned around and threw Uno over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. The male let out a startled yelp, "Wha- What are you doing?? AH- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO USE ME AS A WEAPON, ARE YOU??!!"
"Shut up, you're too loud."
A rather painful human shield, Uno had to say, but it worked out in his favor everytime.
"Inmate #(...), what are you planning?", Hajime halted a few meters away from the couple, glaring him down.
(Y/N) just scoffed, "Getting this dumbass back to his cell. I don't need him to loose more of his braincells from your beatings. I don't wanna know what kind of dumb shit he will do then."
Uno, however, always ended up pouting and whining because of the half-hearted insults from his supposed lover, hmph!
(Y/N)'s soft spot for the male helps him forgive him fairely quickly every time, though.

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Mahito and m!child reader- where reader goes up to Mahito and gives them a flower, saying Mahito is pretty?
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A-d-o-r-a-b-l-e
But this is Mahito, so no 100% fluff
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Mahito x male! reader

Pretty stranger
Crowds were nothing new in the city streets. People rushing by on the way to work, trying to catch the next train, browsing through shops...the list could go on and on and on. But that would become boring, wouldn't it?
A certain curse definitely thought so.
It was always the same routine, and yet he came back in hopes of finding a gem. Someone fun to toy with while experimenting with his powers. Unfortunately, though, he gazed down from the edge of a rooftop he was sitting on, bored out of his mind.
"Man, I should probably change locations...huh?"
As the curse moved to stand up, he caught a glimpse of (Y/EC) eyes, staring right back at him. He paused his movements, taking another few seconds to stare down at the human child. To confirm the boy was indeed looking at him, though it was pretty obvious, Mahito gave him a quick wave and a smile.
To his amusement, the child's eyes widened, quickly raising his little hand to wave back up at the curse, a bright smile of his own on his face. But before Mahito could play this out any further, the child went into the building he was standing infront of. By the sound of it, he was shouting for his father.
Seems like Mahito found an interesting one at last.
"What is it, (Y/N)?", the child's father asked, chuckling, as he finished up another bouquet of roses and put it at its place on display. (Y/N) bobbed up and down on his feet, "There is a pretty person on the roof!", ignoring his father's confused expression, the child grabbed the freshly made bouquet and his father by his apron and tried to tug him along.
"A pretty person on our roof?", (Y/N)'s parent came through the back door, "Papa has work to do, I'll come with you, okay?" The child nodded furiously, "Come, come, come, moddy!" Both ignored the man's complaint about the flower bouquet.
Mahito watched (Y/N) and his parent exit the flower shop, hand in hand, from the alleyway at said shop. Lazily, poking his head out from behind the wall. Mismatched eyes were focused on the human child, seeing how he sulked upon realising Mahito was no longer on the roof.
"I saw someone, I swear!"
"It's okay, darling, but I have to go back inside if there is no one here."
With that (Y/N) stood there alone, still staring up to the roof. All in hopes of seeing that pretty person again.
Mahito quietly chuckled to himself. This certainly never happened before. And he had to say, he was quite enjoying this type of attention for a change. So he decided to bask in it a little more before anything else.
"Hello there, little one!", he greeted the child with a joyful voice. Once seeing the stranger's silver hair in the corner of his eyes, (Y/N) turned his head. His eyes immediately started to sparkle, "Hello!", he giggled happily and waddled towards the curse, completely oblivious to the fact how dangerous he actually was.
He only saw beautiful, long, silver hair, gorgeus mismatched eyes, cool looking marks and equally cool looking clothes. Not a sign of the ruthless murderer he actually was. And he didn't need to know. That would simply ruin the fun.
Mahito crouched down to look (Y/N) in the eyes properly, and fuel his friendly stranger look a bit more, "My, don't you have some pretty flowers there!" (Y/N) nodded and held them out to Mahito, "They're for you! Cause you're really, really pretty!"
This took the curse by surprise, visible by how he froze up for a moment. He took the flower bouquet from the kid with a smile, "Oh, thank youuu, that's so nice of you. No one ever called me pretty before." "Whaaat? Why not? You're like- the most prettiest person I've ever seen! Next to my moddy of course. Don't tell them I said that.", his voice dropped to a cute whisper, adding a little giggle at the end of his sentence.
Mahito smiled, what seemed like, a fond smile, "My lips are sealed.", he patted the boy's head, "But only if you keep one of my secrets too." Seeing the (Y/HC)-haired widen his eyes with a slow nod only fueld the curse's excitement. This time he would play a different game.
"I'm your imaginary friend."
Hi! I don't remember if i already requested anything so ignore if i did, but if i didn't could i request Masumi getting his face pepperd in kisses by his s/o and getting covered in lipstick kiss marks?
The s/o is gn :)
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Hey! :D
Okay yall, listen: ma fave boi right there<3Masumasu
I'd like to mention that (Y/N) is NEVER the director, unless it's clearly stated
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Masumi Usui x gn! reader

Mission: Show Off
It was always easy to tell whenever Masumi was on the recieving end of affection from his lover. He always seemed to be in a happy daze when he got to be around them, but if affection was involved, oh boy, he was on cloud nine and a half. That view alone was enough to make a few members of the Company, mainly Taichi and Kazunari, jealous of the male for having a lover like (Y/N).
And Masumi never did anything to deescalate the situations he put himself in with openly presenting what the love of his life does to him. In fact, he seemed to be even more eager to pass by his dorm mates whenever there were visible kiss stains peppered around his face.
"Mwa~", Masumi's body visibly shivered once he felt (Y/N)'s lips on his cheek, "What are you being so cute for today, hm?", they cooed at him, leaning back in to give him a few more kisses across his face, unknowing of the amount of lipstick that was rubbing off onto his skin.
The black-haired could already feel the lipstick sticking to him, only feeding into his general excitement. He was practically purring with soft, lovestruck eyes, arms wrapped around his lover as he basked in the love and attention, "All for you...", he mumbled, hoping his answer would lead (Y/N) on to give him even more kisses. Was he being greedy? No, he didn't think so.
(Y/N) giggled, pressing one last smooch to his jawline. "Oh, I smeared my lipstick all over your face again.", they gasped, upon seeing their lip print, staining Masumi's face. Regardless, Masumi was still smiling, giving their back a reassuring rub, "It's fine. I like having marks from your kisses. Everyone can see I belong to you."
With a sigh, (Y/N) poked a spot on his cheek that wasn't colored with their makeup, "Masumi,...go wash up. You have rehearsal in a few." The male's smile turned upsidedown, he really didn't want to wash off any of these marks, in fact, he was about to swear he was never going to wash his face again, but seeing (Y/N) upset would be way worse. He ended up agreeing with a small pout on his face.
(Y/N) went to check on their lipstick in their room, leaving Masumi to go to the washroom by himself. A terrible thing to even imagine, to him. But there was a good thing about that. He could show off his kiss stained face to whoever he passed by. Masumi couldn't care less what his fellow actors thought of him and his relationship with (Y/N), but he still enjoyed everyone knowing about it.
And they knew, alright.
"Ah, there he goes again.", Banri rolled his eyes, as soon as he saw Masumi walk past the couch in the livingroom area. Tenma groaned, while Taichi just sighed dramatically. Azuma only chuckled to himself, stirring the warm drink inside his mug, while Homare stood next to him, smiling upon recieving inspiration through Masumi's show off, yet again.
Without paying them any mind, the black-haired continued his way to the washroom. A shaky sigh escaped his throat, staring at his reflection with yet another blush on his face. Was it possible to love them even more? He didn't think it was possible only mere seconds ago, but now he was a believer of that theory. Reluctantly, he washed off the stains on his face, one by one. It hurt his heart, but it was fine, the disappearence of the stains didn't mean the disappearence of his lover.
Needless to say, not everyone around had positive reactions, in fact, most of them were tired of it, but having them notice was a mission accomplished to the lovestruck teen.
Hi prince ruka! I noticed your nanbaka Masterlist and I was wondering if I could make a request for a platonic kiji x child reader? Also is it possible that reader could either be his child or a something? If not then thank you for your time and I hope you have a lovely day, afternoon or evening! ☆
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Funny that you ask for that when I litteraly want him to adopt me So welcome to my self indulgent stuff :D
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Kiji Mitsuba x gn! reader

Blessed
"Hold still, sweetie!", the stern look on the man's face softened up quickly, as soon as he saw the bright expression on his child's face. Kiji's hands went up to cup his cheeks, a coo escaping him, "You're so cute! I just can't!"
(Y/N) giggled. That sounds made the extra work in the morning worth it, there is nothing better than a happy (Y/N) after all. Kiji gave them a careful kiss on the head, "Okay, but hold still now, hm? I don't want to ruin your makeup with the eyeliner. Daddy has to go to work and has no time to redo it if he does."
"Okay, I'm sorry.", they closed their eyes and tried to hold as still as possible, but they just couldn't stop another giggle from escaping their throat once the cold liquid eyeliner made contact with their eyelid, "Hehehehe~ That tickles."
The prison guard only pursed his lips in amusement. His child was such a sweet and bright bundle of sunshine. All exhaustion seems to escape him once he has them in his arms. And having the child wake up the same time as him because they want to see their dad before he leaves gave him enough energy for the day than any coffee could ever. And if slacking off was an option before, then it definitely wasn't anymore. (Y/N) only deserved the best rolemodel.
After finishing the kid's eyeliner, Kiji held up his handmirror for them, "Look at my pretty little baby!" Excited, they looked at themself in the mirror, "I look like you, daddy!" "Oh you do, don't you? Come here!", raising his child in his arms, he twirled around, making them both laugh in delight.
The sound of an alarm clock cut their moment short, however. "I have to get going now. Oh-" (Y/N) clutched onto their father's uniform, as he went to put them down, "I don't want you to leave...I always miss you so so so much..." Kiji glanced at the time, going a minute or two later wouldn't make him run late.
"Oh, sweetie...I miss you so so so much too, but you know daddy's job is important. Look,", he carried them to their room and pulled out their art material, "Why don't you draw daddy some pictures, hm? For every picture, you get a little something.", he carefully wiped away their little tears before they could smudge the freshly done makeup. He knows they'd be upset if it did.
The child sniffed, but nodded, "Can you make a reward a whole day with you?" Ah! Kiji's heart was melting... "Yes, of course! I have been working extra hard to get a lot of off days. Just for you, my little princept." Kiji watched (Y/N)'s expression change to their usual happy, hyper one.
They hugged him, "Thank you, daddy! I'll draw a lot!" Kiji hugged them back and put them down, "I'm looking forward to seeing your amazing art. Now, I'll be back before you know it!"
The prison guard recalled that memory with a fond smile on his face, as he made his patrolls through the halls. He really was blessed.