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The One Thing He Won't Ever Stop Doing
The one thing he won't ever stop doing
(1) Twisted Wonderland Masterlist
Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Ruggie Bucchi, Azul Ashengrotto x gn! reader
This just randomly appeared in my head
Ace Trappola won't ever stop mocking and teasing you.
Oddly enough, there are two types of people he just can't stop being an ass to; people he can't stand and people he loves, like friends and family. Now, you are his lover, his partner. There is no way you could ever escape that shit eating grin of his as he pulls out yet another dumb phrase to get your blood boiling.
Beware of his lies: he will promise he will stop if you take away his touch privileges as revenge (hugs, kisses, cuddles, ect.), but it will start all over again once the next day arrives. Until then you can enjoy a well behaved Ace cuddling up to you, as if he's the goodiest goody out there.
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Deuce Spade won't ever stop showing how much he improved from his delinquent days to you.
No matter if you knew him when he was a delinquent or not, you know of his former life style, so he wants to prove to you how good of a guy he is either way. A guy who treats his lover with respect, a guy who protects his lover from any danger, a guy who helps out his lover, no matter how small the problem seems to be.
He wants to prove that he is worth your time, attention, your love and affection. It becomes such a habit over time, that he simply cannot stop doing it. Even if he manages not to openly show it, he will continue doing it in his head.
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Ruggie Bucchi won't ever stop stealing food from you.
You're not eating faster than usual, he is sneaking little bites from your plate when you're not looking. Sometimes he even does the good old "Hey, look over there!" and takes a bite from the pastry you're holding, while you're busy looking for the not existing something. This isn't even about him being hungry and not having enough food, it's more about annoying you.
He is not above guilt tripping you into giving him your food, but he will pay you back one way or another. To him, this is a kind of fun thing to do. And honestly, he thinks you look gorgeous when you give him that side glare whenever you catch him.
A pretty convincing reason not to stop.
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Azul Ashengrotto won't ever stop trying to look the absolute best for you.
You can be the messiest, most unkept person on earth and he will still believe if he regains the tiniest trait similar to his past self, you will think of him differently. He wants to be your number one in every category. Especially in the early stages of your relationship, he was extremely nervous around you. If one strand of his hair wasn't laying right, he was panicking, and kept fixing himself, hoping you wouldn't notice.
It's better now, but he's still anxious whenever he gets ready to meet up with you. He doesn't think it will ever completely go away, and he honestly doesn't want it to just vanish. To him it's one way to prove that he truly cares for you and how you think of him.
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Greetings Ruka! Can you make my dream come true and make Nanami and Gojo as Y/N's sugar daddy who is a normal law student but poor? Who doesn't want them as a suggar daddy? Of course Y/N is of legal age and consenting, it's important
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Idk if I can, but I will try sidfoihsdf
Also, you saying they don't want them as a sugar daddy, but also consenting confused me
So I made them reluctant on the idea
Jujutsu Kaisen Masterlist
I hope this is what you wanted & you enjoy reading
TW: Gets a bit suggestive
x gn! reader
Headcanon: Kento Nanami, Satoru Gojo with a sugar baby

Kento didn't outright propose the idea of becoming your sugar daddy to you, he just listed the things he could offer you in exchange for, well, you
You yourself figured out what he meant, and when you told him you want to think about it a bit longer, he understood and gave you as much time as you needed
He is a very respectful man and doesn't overstep any boundaries, always makes sure the things he wants to do are within your consent range
For the sake of seeing each other, he offers to move in together after a while. You pretty much become his house spouse in his eyes, but he doesn't need you to actually do the part and do house work. It's important to him that you continue your studies
He just really enjoys coming home after a long day at work and have you there, greeting him, asking him how his day was, maybe even give him a kiss
Kento is not overwhelming with gifts, but does enough to keep you satisfied. Sometimes he randomly picks up something he knows you'd enjoy, sometimes he asks you directly what you want him to get
Also treats you to meals regularly, only the finest. He has the money after all
His touches aren't desperate or overbearing at all, again, he is respectful, all his touches are gentleman like and mostly initiated when going out
Couple nicknames are the preferred ones for him, he calls you either by your name or "darling", "dear", "sweetie", while he likes you to do the same to him
Calling him "daddy" is just asking him for it
And he is willing to oblige, gentle, slow, passionate

Satoru has a way with words like no other, even with your initial reluctance, he manages to convince you to accept his offer
He himself was a bit reluctant to even propose the offer of becoming your sugar daddy, since he doesn't want you to get roped into the world of curses and sorcerers, but he ends up finding a good enough solution for that:
For the most part he does everything digitally, you two text and call a lot
And during those conservations, he tries to push all negativity away, now is the time for you to hold up your end of the deal, darling
He loves to fluster you by whispering naughty things through the phone seemingly out of nowhere, as he imagines the expression your making by the sound of your voice
S p o i l s you rotten, way more than you actually need
You just wanted enough to stay over water during your study time, but now your h o u s e is filled with everything you mentioned you liked or wanted to have, the finest furniture, gaming consoles and games, whatever it is your heart desired
He uses spoiling you as another opportunity to catch you off guard, actually
Sometimes there is just a random package at your door with a bouquet of flowers, but you didn't ask for anything? And you certainly don't remember ever telling him that you liked this specific thing! How did he know? It was a feeling, looking at all the other things you like, darling
Once the rare chance to visit you comes, he's already infront of your door, without more than a quick phone call prior to announce his visit
He is a very busy man and has to take whatever opportunity he has to stop by
Satoru is extremely clingy "To catch up on all the times he couldn't do it", he says, but believe me when I say: he would be clingy either way
He likes to call you "Puppy" and "Bunny" and honestly really likes when you call him "daddy", both in a sexual way and not
You know what's coming when he instead calls you "darling"
I will not explain further
Hey🦆
How bout a reader who hates wearing their glasses cause they ruin their look, so they have them buried somewhere in their room, but sometimes they need a 4k view for something, so they just grab Sakyo's and put them on. They give them back once they're finished-
Preferably established relationship, but anything works
I just think this could be funny
I'll probably edit this edit this later so it looks more organized but omg that's an interesting dynamic for sure! - Sakyo would definitely think of nagging them to buy a new pair but because of how he wants to save money he lets them be - He is also very annoyed when he wakes up and he can't find his glasses - Well, he acts annoyed. He actually thinks it's adorable of them to use his glasses out of all the people they know :) - Citron and Kazunari once thought it was safe to do the same and ended up getting scolded! Yes, his glasses are for him and the reader only. - Sakyo buys them a custom-made pair of glasses for the reader on their birthday, I think it'd be super cute :)
I'm watching a funny moments video for research for a request and-

PLS
I've seen this so many times already, but I just can't stop laughing
Those aren't prison guards, those are dads
Just look how angry Samon, Kiji and Kenshirou are
They're like "You did NOT just PUNCH MY CHILD*REN"
Especially Kiji with Honey and Trois- pls- I know they're in pain, but they look so cute🥺
They all look so adorable
And cell 13💀 they legit look like they've just been caught doing shit by their dad and have to listen to an hour long lecture n scolding
AND MUSASHI
My fellow German boy
He looks like he got roped into the shit or tried to stop them, but got punished too
Honey and Trois act like they did nothing, but are actually the ones who encouraged the whole thing. Little rats. But they're MY little rats, so they get a pass and forehead kithes💜
UPA MY BABY is literally in tears while Qi is annoyed af cause now he can't lay comfortably to nap cause of that big ass bump (he was probably napping while everything happened and just got punched too cause Hajime was raging) and Liang tried to fight Hajime, but lost. His pride shattered into pieces and now he's all pouty
Samon is lowkey disappointed Liang lost, but more disappointed Upa and Qi didn't try to fight back Hajime too. Tries so hard not to show it, but it's clear on his face
BEST DAD KENSHIROU KNOWS HIS SON DID NOTHING WRONG AND WILL SUE HAJIME FOR HITTING HIS LITTLE BOY
Kiji will of course sue him too cause he touched his little pretty boys
But taking care of them goes first💕only the best treatment
And they get treated to a spar day too, to process this traumatic event
This is what I see when I look at this image✨
You're welcome
I will now get back to searching for what Seitarou calls Hajime cause I forgot and I find that detail way too important even though I will only use it once💀and it really ain't important at all
Mahito and m!child reader- where reader goes up to Mahito and gives them a flower, saying Mahito is pretty?
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A-d-o-r-a-b-l-e
But this is Mahito, so no 100% fluff
Jujutsu Kaisen Masterlist
I hope this is what you wanted & you enjoy reading!
Mahito x male! reader

Pretty stranger
Crowds were nothing new in the city streets. People rushing by on the way to work, trying to catch the next train, browsing through shops...the list could go on and on and on. But that would become boring, wouldn't it?
A certain curse definitely thought so.
It was always the same routine, and yet he came back in hopes of finding a gem. Someone fun to toy with while experimenting with his powers. Unfortunately, though, he gazed down from the edge of a rooftop he was sitting on, bored out of his mind.
"Man, I should probably change locations...huh?"
As the curse moved to stand up, he caught a glimpse of (Y/EC) eyes, staring right back at him. He paused his movements, taking another few seconds to stare down at the human child. To confirm the boy was indeed looking at him, though it was pretty obvious, Mahito gave him a quick wave and a smile.
To his amusement, the child's eyes widened, quickly raising his little hand to wave back up at the curse, a bright smile of his own on his face. But before Mahito could play this out any further, the child went into the building he was standing infront of. By the sound of it, he was shouting for his father.
Seems like Mahito found an interesting one at last.
"What is it, (Y/N)?", the child's father asked, chuckling, as he finished up another bouquet of roses and put it at its place on display. (Y/N) bobbed up and down on his feet, "There is a pretty person on the roof!", ignoring his father's confused expression, the child grabbed the freshly made bouquet and his father by his apron and tried to tug him along.
"A pretty person on our roof?", (Y/N)'s parent came through the back door, "Papa has work to do, I'll come with you, okay?" The child nodded furiously, "Come, come, come, moddy!" Both ignored the man's complaint about the flower bouquet.
Mahito watched (Y/N) and his parent exit the flower shop, hand in hand, from the alleyway at said shop. Lazily, poking his head out from behind the wall. Mismatched eyes were focused on the human child, seeing how he sulked upon realising Mahito was no longer on the roof.
"I saw someone, I swear!"
"It's okay, darling, but I have to go back inside if there is no one here."
With that (Y/N) stood there alone, still staring up to the roof. All in hopes of seeing that pretty person again.
Mahito quietly chuckled to himself. This certainly never happened before. And he had to say, he was quite enjoying this type of attention for a change. So he decided to bask in it a little more before anything else.
"Hello there, little one!", he greeted the child with a joyful voice. Once seeing the stranger's silver hair in the corner of his eyes, (Y/N) turned his head. His eyes immediately started to sparkle, "Hello!", he giggled happily and waddled towards the curse, completely oblivious to the fact how dangerous he actually was.
He only saw beautiful, long, silver hair, gorgeus mismatched eyes, cool looking marks and equally cool looking clothes. Not a sign of the ruthless murderer he actually was. And he didn't need to know. That would simply ruin the fun.
Mahito crouched down to look (Y/N) in the eyes properly, and fuel his friendly stranger look a bit more, "My, don't you have some pretty flowers there!" (Y/N) nodded and held them out to Mahito, "They're for you! Cause you're really, really pretty!"
This took the curse by surprise, visible by how he froze up for a moment. He took the flower bouquet from the kid with a smile, "Oh, thank youuu, that's so nice of you. No one ever called me pretty before." "Whaaat? Why not? You're like- the most prettiest person I've ever seen! Next to my moddy of course. Don't tell them I said that.", his voice dropped to a cute whisper, adding a little giggle at the end of his sentence.
Mahito smiled, what seemed like, a fond smile, "My lips are sealed.", he patted the boy's head, "But only if you keep one of my secrets too." Seeing the (Y/HC)-haired widen his eyes with a slow nod only fueld the curse's excitement. This time he would play a different game.
"I'm your imaginary friend."
They cut off our internet access to try and stop us from gathering and protesting and to silence us, it is currently 1 am when i am writing this when the internet conection is stable and to those outside of Iran, i beg of you to be our voice when ours isn't being heard. Children are being shot here by the police in the protests people are dying here whose names we will never know things can not go on like this any longer and we need the rest of the world to hear our cries.