He's The Protagonist That We Spend 200 Episodes With And Anytime We Get A Physical Description Of Him

he's the protagonist that we spend 200 episodes with and anytime we get a physical description of him it's "he looks Bad. so bad that if you say 'I saw a guy who looks bad' then that could only mean our jonathan. sickly and creepy and tired and injured and scrawny and increasingly scarred." and then we get what is maybe a physical description of him in the sequel show and in addition to "Extremely Bad" we get "he looks like a weird pervert with a flower fetish so deranged that it required court ordered psychiatric intervention."

fuck it

unfinished "pieta's your jmart" sketch

they match each other’s freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public

Alright y'all serious poll time

sorry but the fact that jon hit record on the tape just to say “fuck” is SO funny. like he listened to eric’s statement nd was just like “aw yeah i’ve got a great post-statement thought for this. FUCK”