
he/it. transfag werewolf, transsexual dad. infamous spies guy. simblr: @cursed-bite.
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I hate that I did and intricate frame for this, but it just looks better with a black square and I wasted hours of my life on it. Please enjoy the fruits of my suffering.
kill the shift manager in your brain
hot artists don't gatekeep
I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

[writes about Jesus but it’s actually about being trans] [writes about being trans but it’s actually about Jesus]
hey. do any of you trans/autistic mfs wanna see a baby werewolf
Any recipe that involves a bunch of vegetable chopping yet promises a mere "10 minutes" of prep...... who the fuck do you think I am, man. You think I'm a chef? You think I'm a professional chef with lightning knife skills and impeccable mise en place? These veggies and I are in it for the long haul, my man, we're gonna be spending at LEAST half an hour struggling along together before they're ready to go in the pan
*mafia don* ive got this whole freakin' city under my thumb. i can have any two men kissing each other in under 15 minutes
I don’t think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM’s assistant. I don’t play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.
we don't talk about this enough but people from new york (state) literally call it that. we say (state) after it to disambiguate it from the city, out loud. "yeah I'm from New York (state)" <- completely normal way to say you're from new york but not specifically nyc
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"

In case you missed it: we talked about "LOGAN: An Autobiographical Tabletop Game" for our February episode, and it sure was good podcast!


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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

Why is he like that
barrel Do you want to play 20 Questions? lockstock: Sure! lockstock: Whats your favorite color? barrel: Triangle. Do you like men?
Does anyone here even know what urinetown is?

I wish I could take credit for this ( @clownhubris)
she's a nepo baby. she's got an absolutely massive heart somewhere beneath the tissues. she may not have learned much at the most expensive university in the world, but she did learn that kidnapping people is wrong. also how to manipulate mass groups of people. her boyfriend starts a revolution and holds her hostage and all the rebels wanna kill her so bad they sing a song about it. the only reason they don't kill her is because she's their bargaining chip against her father and her father doesn't even save her. she's a bastard child and her estranged mother is her boyfriend's boss. she joins and takes charge of the revolution that wanted to kill her so bad. she kills her father and then becomes another version of him and sends her town into despair. she comforts a dying woman by telling her there's a glass of water inside her. she likes bunnies. I didn't say her name but she popped into your head didn't she-

WONDERFUL question @magentagalaxies :]
so picture this. you're in the middle of a 20 year water shortage. a shortage so bad water consumption has to be strictly regulated. by getting rid of private bathrooms, and only allowing people to do their business in public, pay-to-use toilets. if you can't pay, you don't get to go, and if you try to do your business in the bushes or in jars in your home you'll get caught and arrested. breaking the public health act gets you sent to Urinetown. no one knows what Urinetown is, but it's a bad place
our narrator is a cop, Officer Lockstock, who throughout the show talks to the audience and a girl named Little Sally about the show. he gives the show's twist away halfway through act one
our leading man is Bobby Strong, an assistant custodian at the poorest public toilet in town. his boss is a lady named Miss Pennywise. in the opening scene, Bobby's dad's short on cash and can't pay the fee, so Miss Pennywise won't let him in. when Bobby won't help him out he ends up doing his business on the sidewalk and gets exiled to Urinetown
our villain is Caldwell B Cladwell, the guy who runs the public restroom company and put the fees in place. he bribes the lawmakers and cops to do his bidding and let him keep raising the pee fees, promising the people his company is looking for longterm solutions to the water shortage, but it seems all they do with the money is go on vacations
our leading lady is Hope Cladwell, bastard daughter of Mr Cladwell and Miss Pennywise, just returned from the most expensive university in the world to work at her dad's company. character of all time. she meets Bobby, hears of his guilt over his dad, and encourages him to follow his heart and do what he thinks is right
so Bobby starts a revolution at the toilet he works at, letting the poor in town pee for free
shit hits the fan after that! Hope spends most of act two as a hostage. people die. the two cops have a literal honest to god Destiel Superhell moment, where Officer Barrel tells Lockstock he loves him, Lockstock says "I see" and then Barrel immediately gets murdered
it ends with a stinger joke that exactly two people have laughed at throughout this entire run, and I had to look it up to get it
it might be my favorite show that I've worked on
urinetown truly is the only musical like it’s about the effects of capitalism on ecology its about corruption in the police force it’s about gay cops it’s about piss it’s about white woman activism the main character dies at the start of the second act the narrator spoils the big mystery of the show ten minutes in and they still treat the reveal like new information it’s about shit the cast recording sounds like it was recorded through two tin cans connected with a piece of string