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inspired by the quiz i saw for the countries!
take this quiz to see how many USA states you can name in 10 minutes, because i was curious to see if i still remembered. i got all but blanked on wyoming, maryland, and oklahoma. (and i only got nebraska, missouri, and mississippi in the last 10 seconds. when i blank out i BLANK out.)
Jaemin: I’m cold
Jeno: here babe, take my jacket
Mark: I’m cold, too
Hyuck: well damn mark I can’t control the weather
I just mixed up "I'd fuck with that" and "I'd kill for that".
Chris felt fat. Maybe he was on organic overload. Until he was sure, eggs were officially back in the ‘bad’ court along with all the other flip flop foods.
Chris then wondered if eggs were included in the ban on thongs at the beach. Eggs were not explicitly mentioned on the sign. Then again, in this time and age ANYTHING could b explicit. U can’t even sneeze!
..Wait! Was THAT Y Chris felt fat?!? Looking back, Chris hadn’t sneezed once during the whole pandemic. He wasn’t like Brad who snotted every time he laughed really hard.
Ok. He’d def text Brad to c if FTD delivered. First, he needed 2 ask Siri if there were still enough bees 2 make flowers.
John Dory from @matmiraculous fanfic ‘The Eldest and the Youngest.’ He’s so bbygurl in this fic 💖
we don't talk about this enough but people from new york (state) literally call it that. we say (state) after it to disambiguate it from the city, out loud. "yeah I'm from New York (state)" <- completely normal way to say you're from new york but not specifically nyc
𝗵𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗲𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝘂 ⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.
genre: fluff, crack, humor, smau
pairing: heeseung x reader
warnings: cursing, terrible jokes, little bit of bullying, heeseung calls jake a slut (!)
sorry if there's a few typos during this smau 🥹🤍
IT'S FOOT LOOSE FRIDAY!
@maplebungus
body shaming is never cool btw – it's not cool if you do it for jokes or shitposts, it's not cool if you do it ironically and paddle back later and it's certainly not cool just because you do it to a man either.
500 Follower Boop Booth: Day 2
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Ho boyyyy Grayson’s in it now.