I Knew I Was Cooked When I Was Looking At Master Shake Fics On Ao3

i knew i was cooked when i was looking at master shake fics on ao3

put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers <3 (●´ω｀●)

Yayy thx for sending to me, so honored to get this ask! let’s go! (No specific order nor genre)

Cheri Cheri Lady (Modern Talking)

Throat Goat (Oderari)

Anima (Vessel)

Prime Mover (Ghost)

Parabol + Parabola (TOOL, adding both since one transitions to the other like there’s 2 parts)

Oh.. :/

neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn’t make sense to them*

parent: why are you arguing with me.

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

Childhood stories have to be the weirdest and funniest things we’ve ever done, and ykw I love that.

Now thinking back to when I was on a scooter with my dad and we were trying to cross the road, but the sidewalk on the other side stuck up from the road, and the curb made him fall onto me (very big and tall dude while I was a small 10-11 year old). Yeahh one of my front teeth went through my upper lip and ate shit (not the first time but heyyy I have a scar now)

The thing is, my nostrils are weirdly big and long, but not seemingly on the outside. If it helps at all i shoved a rock up my nose and my dad had to pry it from my nose with chopsticks

OH MY GOD 😭 ??????

Small Choso doodle