Did You Know That That Wolfgang Chotek Shares A Birthday With Napoleon Bonaparte?!

Did you know that that Wolfgang Chotek shares a birthday with Napoleon Bonaparte?!

kinda feel sad that I can't really enjoy all those cute photos of fergie and diana knowing how awful they were to sophie

freya

her green eyes like emeralds

put my brown ones to shame

her tartan green, oh, have you seen?

she's won a made up game

she's that girl, always perfect

like regina george but kind

she's a princess, not a thing less

and i wish i didn't mind

i worship her with jealousy

an imaginary shrine

her girlfriend's smart, she's good at art

and i want her to be mine

leopold von nostitz-rieneck was taking notes from archduke karl ludwig with his baby naming. no i will not elaborate

she's a weapon

if you're like a dead woman

is that bad or good?

depends on whose side they're on

you're copying her or paying tribute

oh, you're just like her

how lovely and sweet

you're blonde just as she was

how awful and fake

"you're exactly like phoebe"

the best compliment

or the worst insult

phoebe 2.0, you're called

as if no one could be as perfect as her

the next phoebe, you're called

you're just as saintly and kind

the perfect future queen

dead people can't object

not that she would

she hated henriette like most

more than most really

vicious

made her cry

it's okay for rachel to complain

but you insult phoebe even indirectly?

and you will be hated forever

so don't.

Why does Wolfgang look like a member of the black hand gang in this photograph? Is it just me?