It Just Makes Me Cry Thinking Of The Fact That Franz Ferdinand Was Buried In Artstetten Castle And Not

“It just makes me cry thinking of the fact that Franz Ferdinand was buried in Artstetten Castle and not the imperial crypt with his mother, father and stepmother, because of who he loved and married. :(” - Submitted by Anonymous

I'll set the stage for you: it's a tea party at the Duchesses named Sophie club (yes, Archduchess Sophie in Bavaria is included, but this is an adults' only club so not the other Archduchess Sophie).

Archduchess Sophie: Hello. Sorry I'm late - there's a letter from a Kara someone? I think her surname began with N.

Sophie Chotek [visibly lighting up]: Oh, that's delightful!

Sophie Wessex [flinching slightly]: Oh, god...

[Sophie Wessex and Sophie Chotek turn to each other]

Sophie Chotek: Who are you talking about?

Sophie Wessex: No, who are you talking about?

Archduchess Sophie [muttering to herself]: Alright, no time for niceties, I understand.

Sophie Chotek [giggling slightly]: My sister! Kara von Nostitz-Rieneck.

Sophie Wessex [looking extremely relieved]: Oh, okay, right. I thought you were talking about someone else.

Archduchess Sophie [looking curiously at Sophie Wessex]: Who? It's not a letter from Kara von Nostitz-Rieneck.

[Sophie Chotek looks disappointed and Sophie Wessex looks quite terrified]

Sophie Wessex: I was thinking of Kara Noble.

Archduchess Sophie: Oh, that was who the letter was from!

[Sophie Wessex looks extremely dismayed, and Archduchess Sophie is quite confused]

Archduchess Sophie: Are you not pleased?

Sophie Wessex: No, not at all. It's a long story.

Archduchess Sophie: In what way?

Sophie Wessex [blushing]: Um, well...

Harald: Let's play a game! Two truths and a lie.

Märtha Louise: I'll go first. My eyes are brown, I have a brother, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord's car trunk by bribing him with sex.

Harald: Right idea, Märtha, but you know what? It's gotta be more challenging for everybo-

Sonja: Her eyes are aqua.

Harald:

Harald: YOU DID WHAT?!

They say "never meet your heroes." THEY DO NOT SAY "never follow the tumblr tag of some historical person you only half care about."

“Never forget that Diana was Andrew's bestfriend. And I'm sure she would have remained friends with Andrew even if she knew Andrew was involved with Epstein. But I'm also sure that if that were revealed to the public, she would pretend she had no idea who Andrew was. And some people then try to make themselves feel better by claiming that Diana hated Andrew too, no people, Andrew is her second on the list of royals that she would save if the Palace burned down, the first is Fergie.” - Submitted by Anonymous

Princess Anne being introduced as the Prince of Wales.  It’s ok though, the Prince of Wales in a kilt has been thought to be the Princess Royal.