Hoping He Finds My Blong Wholesome Not Cringe

Hoping he finds my blong wholesome not cringe 😃☝

"if christopher finds this blog, i'm fucked."

baby, christopher DONE BEEN FOUND your blog 6 months ago and was severely unphased. it's just another tuesday full of ✨reading stories ab how you want him to fill your holes & take you to the verge of unconsciousness✨ for him.... he found a good fic, now leave him to his vices please

Okay but ... what is wrong with you guys? Why won't you let Christopher catch a break? Do you really hate him that much that you have to make every single thing he does a massive deal for no reason?

You found a way to hate on him for the whole chocolate thing, which, shouldn't have even been a thing in the first place ... he was literally just being silly, and if any of you knew him, you'd know he regularly says silly things like that, and there's literally nothing wrong with it? If you're actually offended by a grown man minding his own business and the way he types his messages, then honestly, you need to sit down with yourself and rethink your priorities.

He had every right to tell you guys to stop telling him what to do. Every. Single. Right. He's a grown man - you don't think he knows when to sleep and when to not? You don't think he would go to sleep if he could? Are you forgetting he has one of the busiest roles as a leader, as a producer, as an idol, as a person who just wants some time for himself and rarely has the time for it - being worried about him is fine but to the point where you keep harassing him and telling him to sleep when he's said multiple times in the past that he doesn't need you guys to tell him that? He's not incompetent like you make him out to be. You're all quick to say "he's pushing thirty and behaving like this" when he sends silly texts but you can't keep the same mindset when you treat him like a child for not going to bed on time? He's an independent man with a brain - he knows what he needs, and if he doesn't want to go to sleep, then just respect that and stop ignoring everything he says? You're acting as if you probably don't stay up till 3am, 4am, 5am, for no reason other than scrolling through your phone or whatever ... if someone told you to go to bed at that time, you'd probably get annoyed too, and you definitely wouldn't listen - so why should he listen if he doesn't want to? Doesn't really make sense, does it.

And getting mad at him for finally sticking up for himself when he's nothing but polite and kind all the time is actually insane ... you get mad when he doesn't put people in their place, and then get mad when he does - honestly, just give it a rest. He can't even breathe without you getting angry about it. He gives you guys everything, he's always there for you and he's always trying to help everyone as much as he can - you have no right treating him like shit? "Oh but he was really rude" No, he wasn't. He was respectful but straightforward. If someone in your day to day life told you to stop telling them what to do, you wouldn't say it was rude. But because it's him and you love picking him to pieces, you had to turn it into a massive scene. Again. It's like in your heads he only has one job, and that job is to show his body off so you can gush about him online. Which, is disgusting. You're forgetting he's a real person, with a real heart, and feelings. If you just want a body to gawp at, just go find a stripper or something instead of constantly criticising and hating on him for every single thing he does other than flashing his abs on stage.

You're making this man's actions your entire life and personality and it's actually really pathetic to see ... don't you get bored of bashing him constantly for the silliest of shit?

You can not like him and not make a big fuss about it. You can't like everyone and not everyone is gonna like you - but hiding behind a screen and saying whatever the fuck you want without a single thought is really not it ... you wouldn't dare to say half the shit you say to his face. So why say it at all? Find something else in your life to occupy yourself with ... go do something that's actually beneficial instead of micro analysing the breathing patterns of a man you don't even know.

Put some respect on his name and just leave the poor guy alone ... he's been through enough as it is.

Tannies throwing themselves at Namjoon at every opportunity that crosses them is so real.

They're so in love, us too guys, us too.

when you tell him you have anxiety

pairing: seungmin x reader

genre: texts, hurt comfort?

warnings: mentions of anxiety and vomiting

an: self indulgent. currently feel like throwing up as i write this ✌🏻i started this as chan texts (bc ofc i did) but decided i wanted it to be seungmin instead. because i do in fact have a soft spot for him.

masterlist

*cough cough* *screams* *hyperventilates* *death*

BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN EXCUSE US??!?!!?!

*sigh* we should've taken him seriously.

Anyway, he looked amazing, sounded amazing, love the lyrics, love the concept.

Jimin: I'm not doing well

Y/n: why? what happened?

Jimin: I have a headache that comes and goes

*Jin enters the room*

Jimin: there it is again