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hello

Sorry if I can’t respond to messages. Tumblr’s being a lil bit wierd.

How’d it taste?

would you recommend?

Is it true that you ate a baby once? I heard your master talked about it once! :0

THWATZ TRUEEEE!!!

zim as a spinx cat….dib as a persian cat….im onto something…..

howdy :)

howdyhowdyhowdyhowdy!

:D

im not gonna spread discourse think what u want interpret how you'd like death of the author and all that. and i would not like that on this post. that being said

as much as a full grown man beefing with a literal child is funny, and its peak comedy dont get me wrong. i feel like with the shit zim has gone through, him also being a kid is 100x more of that specific brand of jhonen comedy of tragic + funny.

could you imagine. you're put with some of the most advanced grown ass scientists in all of the vast space-conquerung empire you're apart of, making cutting edge technology and achivements and dangerous expirements and you are the ripe old age of like 7 YEARS OLD... AND YOU PULL YOUR FUCKING WEIGHT. you create an INFINATE ENERGY SOURCE that ends up asasinating NOT ONE BUT TWO FUCKING DICTATORS OF SAID EMPIRE. you are sent to DIE but since you are so Built Different, end up emprisioned to CASHIER AT SPACE MCDONALDS, now around 9 or something.

a few weeks into your child labor space prison fastfood job you end up hearing about a political election for the empire's newest child soldiers for galactic conquest taking place and end up JUST FUCKING WALKING OUT THE DOOR and GOING TO THE ELECTION deMANDING TO BE ASIGNED TO CONQUER A PLANET because you are 100% CON. VINCED. that you're the best guy EVER TO EXIST and NO ONE CAN TELL YOU OTHER WISE and if they do YOU DELUSION YOURSELF TILL YOUR SHIT MEMORY FORGETS, CAUSE IF YOU FACE THOSE FACTS YOU WILL HAVE A MAJOR MENTAL BREAKDOWN and you are 10 years old

god I love this show

*bonks you :)*

I have been bonked.

aaaavvveennnggeee meeeeeeee… *bleh*