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Fresh Strawberry Granita - Cuisine Chef John's simple Italian dessert ice has just a few ingredients and brings you the pure, fresh taste of sweet strawberries to refresh you on the hottest of days. Garnish with a sprig of spearmint or a beautiful fresh strawberry.
Last time i was actually full on bored was when i was stupid little kid
Me and the bois
" hey squidward, was the fork delicious??
squidward: ....
Outside Panda Express
Me: *Points at scattered food and utensils on ground*
Me: What the fork?
Sis: No, just... no.
I used to make paper children. I made this a few years ago and I just wanted to show everyone it.
sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)
plus:
What Xia Does During Dinner -|Invader Zim Royalty Au|-
GORE WARNING
I know I didn't post anything about Royalty Au Xia but I will soon, I just finished this faster than expected and couldn't help myself. But uh... so this Xia cutting herself with a fork instead of eating dinner. Don't blame her-
Royalty Au by @melodyofthevoid
(Also, btw I love your au) 🥺
hey, look! Fork guy!
Bon appétit 🌿 https://www.instagram.com/p/CG549NlJgjf/?igshid=1imj6amigf869
I love them sm (black cats are superior I should know I have one, sure he can be a little gremlin but he is still amazing)
‘Temporary’ Names
Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names.
The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again.
Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’.