I Was Today Years Old When I Learned That When You Type "otp: True" In AO3 Search Results It Filters

I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

this will never not be funny to me

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

reblog and put in the tags what comes up when you type "i want"

“Well a cockroach can survi—” yes but for how long, and to what end? “Can” is not a good metric for “must.” And also? People aren’t fucking insects.