When My Boss Found Out That Im Bi He SaidI Knew It Had To Be Something, You Knew Way Too Much About Art

when my boss found out that I’m bi he said “I knew it had to be something, you knew way too much about art and shit” and I was like “do you think straight people can’t know things about art?” and he was just like “yeah.” 

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Chapters: 12/? Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evan Kelmp/Dream, Evan Kelmp/Whitney Jammer, Evan Kelmp/Sam Black, Sam Black/Whitney Jammer, Sam Black/Dream, Dream/Whitney Jammer, Evan Kelmp/Dream/Whitney Jammer/Sam Black, The Pilot Program Characters: Evan Kelmp, Dream (Dimension 20), Whitney Jammer, Sam Black Additional Tags: Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations, Eventual Romance, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Poly Magical Misfits, Hair Braiding, self-care, taking care of each other, Holding Hands, Hugs, Touch-Starved, Panic Attacks, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Scars, Developing Relationship, Threatening violence, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Friends to Lovers, Drabble Collection, some might be longer than others tho, Magic, listen. listen i don't care what aabria says they have BATHROOMS OKAY, Showers, POV Multiple, POV Alternating, POV Third Person, McDonald's, Can it be a magic and misfits fic without mentioning mcdonalds ya'll, Some Plot, Swearing, Sweet, Implied/Referenced Suicide attempt, Evan's backstory is not kind and neither am I, Sharing Clothes, Evan-centric, But will bounce around to everyone don't fret, Honestly Friends to Lovers Speedrun Edition, summaries are so hard, Summary may change, Anxiety, Intrusive Thoughts, Texting, Makeup, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Blood and Injury, Blood, Dissociation, Gender Issues, Gender Identity, Hair, No Beta We Die Like Gilear, Not Beta Read, Emotions, Libraries, minor OCs - Freeform Summary:

A poly retelling of Misfits and Magic following the four American students at Gowpenny Academy of Arcane Arts learn about magic, mysteries, friendship, and each other.

hello this is nothing but brainworms about Neverafter but I am Speculating about Zac and Murph’s characters. I am just thinking about them. I referred to them as Murph and Zac here because I cannot remember their character names. I’m sorry. Here’s some thoughts in no particular order:

I hope Zac is mean. I hope he is so mean. Even just little shit levels of mean will make everything worth it

specifically I hope that he’s mean to Murph’s character, hence this post

murph’s character is a frog prince who is presumably changing back from human to frog. His whole life is in shambles. I want Zac to bully him

alternatively Zac being a roguish, carefree type and Murph being so focused on honor and duty and the conflict that results from that. Zac taking Murph on the town and showing them how to loosen up a little. How to live their best life. I’m feeling some Gaius and Chrom from Fire Emblem: Awakening vibes from this dynamic. And I want it as well.

Bonus points if the same witch/wizard/magic person who awakened Zac also cursed Murph. Extra points if that person is somehow Ally’s character. I have a feeling. It’s probably wrong.

Zac pushes a glass of water off a table in typical cat behavior

they both eat bugs. Just two pals eating bugs on a Wednesday afternoon.

Murph’s character is somehow allergic to cats

Um this woman is living the dream

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck