Have You Ever Wondered Whether Or Not Youd Be Canonically Queer If Your Life Was A Story? Look No Further.

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

okay but like evan told the rest of the misfits “if you see my shadow, you need to run,” and at the time, sam, dream, and jammer were like “okay, yeah we hear you.”

and then his shadow shows up and NONE of them give an inch.

“i’m gonna have to break that promise because WE found him.”

jammer and dream landed the final two blows of physical affection, but sam held that fucking line.

this teenager stared multiple eldritch horrors in the face and told them that they were beneath her notice, “that’s our best friend and I Don’t Know You,” lawyered another one out of there “he’s a minor, the agreement is nullified,” and scared a third into fleeing because It Did Not Want To Be Perceived By Her.

godDAMN I LOVE SAM BLACK

evAN WANTING TO MAKE SURE THE KITCHEN IS OKAY,,,MY HEART,,,,WHAT A KIND YOUNG MAN

i love jammer so much oh my god. just the whole discussion about the houses has me in stitches. episode two is starting off strong ya’ll

so. not where i expected this episode to go. i’m loosing it lasdkghskldhg. just. evan and dream’s convo after teleporting off the scuppers field had me dying of laughter

okay i wasn’t a hundred percent feeling the art this season but like?? episode 2′s art has really been fucking doing it for me. the blood cobra scene?? oh my god,,,it’s glorious, it’s so good i’m in awe