Funny Man Does Not Obey Laws Of Gravity

funny man does not obey laws of gravity

it took me a very long time to realize it was not a snake (animal)

Me: im trans

Snake: Hrm... trans huh? give me a moment

Snake goes into a box and calls up his husband

Snake: Otacon, this lady dropped a piece of intel in regards to herself, do you know what "trans" means

Otacon: Snake, that's short for the term "transgender" a phrase used for those who's identity doesn't align with their asigned sex, some use hormones or surgery to better fit their lifestyle

Snake: Chemical and Surgical modification huh? they're like supersoldiers but they choose to change to fight for their own spirits rather than a nation...

Otacon: Remember snake, being "trans" is an umbrella label, many in the community identify beyond our common gender binary, including traditional cultural gender roles or wholly new ones

Snake: A wide variety of genders, such diversity not only make them unpredictable but increases practical versatility, impressive stuff

Otacon: oh this is just like Lily Hoshikawa from my Japanese animes

Snake leaves the box

Snake: You're pretty good huh? this trans stuff sounds intense, you have my support as a fellow soldier

writing prompt explain what the fuck is going on in this picture

i never thought I would need to know the difference between crocodile and alligator but holy shit the last month has been filled with reptile lore

Alligators have round snouts

Crocodiles have pointy snouts

A=round

C=pointy

WHAT???

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS???

this playlist bangs so hard 🔥 🔥 🔥

I made it and am so happy

remember gogurts

HOLY shit dude