Im Wearing A Pin On My Blazer Rn That Says "you Tried" In Comic Sans On A Star

im wearing a pin on my blazer rn that says "you tried" in comic sans on a star

Shout-out to my wife @thesurestthing who originally announced her romantic intent by messaging me that she had a crush on me and wanted to be my girlfriend. Made the entire process much less confusing.

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you must catch the gender before the gender catches you

i caught the gender🤒

it's always i watch tv shows on 1.5 speed and sex scenes should be eliminated if they do not directly impact the plot and endless algorithmic stream of short form video content and asmr video while somebody reads out reddit aita posts for you and show cancelled after one season because it didn't immediately become a viral sensation and 2 minute songs optimised for tiktok virality and ipad toddlers and increasingly abysmal theatre and concert etiquette and how dare you make me wait for part 2 of this instagram reel storytime and memes with a lifespan of 48 hours and i have to bring my phone into the cinema because how can you expect me to focus for the entire run of oppenheimer and it's never how was the slow intentional focused consumption of media. the slow intentional focused consumption of media looks lovely