Hi.

Hi.

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

merry christmas everyone, and happy holidays. I hope you enjoy your celebrations with your families and found family alike.

and don't let your shitty uncle ruin your day.

everyone has that one shitty uncle that shows up to the party.

remember, you'll outlive them.

happy holidays, you're beautiful, and I hope it's a good one

lmao this is my best friends cat

(they're perfect btw. i fuckign love this cat. and her owner. agjskhgfsdfgh)

this is beau. she has only 3 legs and is perfect. likes napping and meowing. also likes ham.

Perfect 3 leg ham enjoyer Beau now going for a whole big $27.98!

this kitty (pindi) was valued at 14 dollars by @kittybroker ! i cannot afford! please reevaluate her price (discounted because there is no brain included in her purchase)

This little goober has no thoughts! You could play pong with her thoughts!

Get this absolutely funky silly creature for a mere $0!

she cost me like 20 pence to buy and then several thousand pounds over the years in vet bills, y'all are getting a discount

does my horrible child hold worth

Horrible scary child worth 14 scary dollars!