She Cost Me Like 20 Pence To Buy And Then Several Thousand Pounds Over The Years In Vet Bills, Y'all

she cost me like 20 pence to buy and then several thousand pounds over the years in vet bills, y'all are getting a discount

does my horrible child hold worth

Horrible scary child worth 14 scary dollars!

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

honestly my biggest achievement is that my two very, very non-hamilton friends will shout "OUI OUI MON AMI JE M'APPELLE LAFAYETTE THE LANCELOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET I CAME FROM AFAR JUST TO SAY BONSOIR TELL THE KING CASSE TOI WHO'S THE BEST? C'EST MOI!" if anyone has the audacity to say 'oui' in their vicinity. or if they're just bored.

they haven't the slightest clue who laff is, but still.

i'm a february neutral, prompt rebel, whump rebel. i am a whump rebel because i am not sure what whump is, but i wanted to do the challenge anyway.

I had thoughts about the constituent elements of Febuwhump so here's this from my brain

February

February purist - does art for all the prompts on the exact day in February. does not premake art or write a single word before the day of (may preplan, but not always)

February neutral - posts all the prompts on the right day, but starts writing/drawing/making before hand to prepare

February rebel - writes whatever they want whenever they want. Will still be writing febuwhump in November probably

Prompt

Prompt purist - follows the prompt to the letter. interprets the prompt completely literally

Prompt neutral - interprets the prompt so it isn't necessarily it's exact meaning but keeps to the main idea intact

Prompt rebel - manipulates the prompt into whatever form they desire

Whump

Whump purist - writes whump and only whump

Whump neutral - write whump the majority of the time, but will also write other things if their idea works better as something else

Whump rebel - writes whatever the hell they want. may not write whump at all!

Hi.

kockdaily day 107