Sorry This Is So Late, School Is Kicking My Butt And Now I Have A Final Due. So I Am Extremely Sorry

Sorry this is so late, school is kicking my butt and now I have a final due. So I am extremely sorry if the next is a tad late, i will start it tonight hopefully. ALSO I had to use google translate, I’m sorry, I aint this far in Duolingo lessons yet🧍‍♀️

Neways, onto the oneshot!

Panchito Pistoles x Reader

Christmas cookies go wrong

Published: 12-5-2023

Words: 1,002

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A knock sounded from Y/n’s house door, she got up from her spot on the couch and went to the door. But before she could open it, the door was flung open by her best friend, Panchito.

“Hey Panchito.” Y/n let out a laugh, noticing he was carrying multiple bags. Panchito walked into the house, closing the door behind him with his foot, and placed the bags on the table.

“¡Hola querida!” Panchito greeted excitedly.

“What do ya got here?” Y/n asked, moving over to the table to stand next to Panchito.

“¡We are baking galletas!” Panchito threw his arms in the air. He had a habit of speaking his native language when he got too excited or couldn’t remember a word.

“Huh?” Y/n asked, she did not pay attention in Spanish class.

“Oh, uh what’s the word? How you say desserts? Small circles?” Panchito tried to remember the English word.

“Cookies?” Y/n suggested after thinking for a moment.

“¡Sí! Sí! Cookies!”

She let out a chuckle at his antics. Panchito never failed to make her laugh.

“Ok, so you got all the supplies?” Y/n asked him, helping to unpack the bags.

“¡Sí! Everything is there!” He smiled brightly at her.

Gosh, Y/n could melt right there. His accent. His personality. His smile. He was perfect to her.

She quickly shook the thoughts from her head as Panchito pulled out a random Christmas cookie recipe he found.

“Ok, what should I do?” Y/n asked, washing her hands quickly, Panchito doing the same after.

“Hmmm, I don’t know. It’s up to you.” He shrugged.

Y/n deadpanned at him. “Well now I don’t know what to do.”

“I dunno.”

The two best friends simply stared at each other, not exactly sure where to go from this.

“I’ll get the ingredients together, you mix.”

“Ok.” Panchito agreed blindly, his pretty smile never fading.

Y/n began to gather and mix the ingredients like the recipe said. As she focused on measuring the right amount of flour, she didn’t seem to notice Panchito staring at her with a love sick smile. Nor did she notice that the salt container looks oddly similar to the sugar, and just so happened to be placed where she thought the sugar was.

After measuring out every ingredient and dumping them into the bowl, Y/n let Panchito take over his part of mixing.

It took them a little bit but eventually they got the cookies all mixed and in the oven. After Y/n set the timer to 30 minutes, the two friends made eye contact. With in a seconds notice they raced over to the living, competing to see who would get there first.

Shoving the other out of the way and pulling each other caused the two to topple to the ground and wrestle.

While they were tumbling, Y/n touched the couch with the tips of her fingers.

“I win! I win.” Y/n shouted, out of breath.

“Good game, mi amor!”

Panchito climbed off of her and stood up, lending his hand for her to grab and stand also. Y/n took his hand and stood up. But as quickly as she stood, she collapsed onto the couch, spreading her body across it all so Panchito couldn’t sit.

“Winner gets the couch.” A teasing smile crossed her lips.

Panchito placed his hand on his chest and gave a look of offense, but they both knew it was fake.

“How could you? All I’ve ever wanted in life is the couch!” He spoke in mock grief.

As if on cue, the oven dinged, signaling the cookies were done.

“Has it already been 30 minutes?” Y/n asked, sitting up from the couch. Confusion was evident on her face.

But she didn’t even get an answer, seeing that Panchito was running to the kitchen to get the cookies before her. Y/n’s jaw dropped at the betrayal. Leaping off the couch, she raced after him.

When Y/n finally reached the kitchen, Panchito was lifting a cookie up to his beak, about to take a bite. Quickly, and without thinking it through, she swiped the cookie away from Panchito and shoved the whole thing in her mouth. Not only was it burning hot, it physically made her reel back from the taste.

Gagging, Y/n ran to the garbage can and spit out the cookie, if you could even call it that. Panchito was at first really concerned, but now he was just laughing at her misery.

“Don’t laugh at my pain.” Y/n cried.

Panchito stifled his laughs, apologizing. “Sorry querida, you had a funny reaction. I didn’t know you hated cookies so much?”

“I don’t, these just taste nasty.” Y/n spat out the rest of the cookie, using a paper towel to wipe her tongue off.

Panchito gave her a questioning look before picking up a cookie of his own. “Oh come on mi amor, it can’t be that bad.”

He bit down on the cookie, and immediately regretted it but he wanted to prove Y/n wrong.

Slowly but surely, and with disgust and regret plastered on his face, he ate the cookie and swallowed it.

“See?” Panchito said through gritted teeth and a forced smile. “Great.”

Y/n looked at him with a smirk. “It’s horrible isn’t it?”

“Sí”

Y/n chuckled and turned away to start cleaning up their huge mess.

When Panchito finally got past the pain of the cookie, he looked to Y/n. Gazing at her, she looked perfect to him. Every flaw Y/n has is smoothed over by his love for her.

“Te amo es imposible de explicar, querida.” He mumbled softly.

Y/n turned over to face him. “What did you say?”

“That I could clean faster than you.” Panchito smirked.

This prompted another playful fight between the two with running and crashing. Laughter ringing like sleigh bells around the house. The two ‘friends’ were perfect together.

I owe this one to a friend for debt so hope yall enjoy!

Drabbles/Mini oneshots with Ink Mk x Reader

Words: 595

Published: 29-1-2024

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Playful arguing with a plot twist-

“You are literally a pile of ink; what do you know about movies?”

“More than you, obviously, only mid people think that Pedro Pascal is hot.”

“I AM NOT MID!! I AM LITERALLY UN-MID!!”

“YOU ARE SO MID RIGHT NOW; PEDRO PASCAL IS NOT DADDY!”

“WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU ARE INK! PEDRO PASCAL IS THE HOTTEST MOST ATTRACTIVE GUY EVER!”

“HE IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR FATHER!”

That’s how Y/n’s day was going; arguing with her oddball of a friend if Pedro Pascal was hot or not. Y/n was dead set that he was hotter than the sun, and Ink Mk, or Ink, was not having it.

“Bro, you are so delusional that you’re going to die from it.”

“YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU AREN'T AS HOT AS HIM!!”

“I’m jealous he is getting your attention and I’m not.”

“…”

“…”

“what”

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Who needs movie/play tickets when you can have your inky friend act it all out?-

“M’lady, I seem to need a partner for this scene. Would you care to join?” Ink turned towards her, and he extended his hand in a gentlemanly fashion.

“What scene?” Y/n asked, taking his hand and standing up from her seat. Ink pulled her close to his body. For being just a pile of sentient ink, he gave off comforting body heat.

“Oh, you know, a scene.” Ink smirked slyly. He positioned themselves in a waltz stance. He had a few of his ink companions conjure up some instruments and begin to play a classical waltz.

“A waltz? Ink, I have no idea how to dance!”

“Then let me teach you.”

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Ink longing for Y/n’s attention-

“Sweetheart~”

There he is again, trying to distract you like he has tried all day. What’s up with him today?

“Y/n~”

His voice was growing more tense by the second.

“Y/n!”

You finally set the book down beside you on the couch. You looked down to see Ink laying on your lap.

“What?”

“Hi.”

“….”

Unbelievable; he annoys you for who knows how long. Just for a “Hi”?!

You gave him a stern glare, and he just chuckled at your reaction.

“You’re so cute when you’re angry~” He reached an inky hand up and patted your cheek. A barely visible blush of embarrassment coated your cheeks. You pushed his hand away and went to grab your book again.

But as you were about to start reading again, you felt a face press into your stomach. A heavy blush replaced the barely visible blush on your face.

You looked down immediately to see your inky friend having his face pressed into your abdomen. He moved his head slightly to look at you, a large smirk evident on his face.

“What- What are you doing?” You swallowed a lump in your throat, trying to confine the butterflies that were swarming in your stomach.

“Getting comfy. Why?” Ink replied innocently, as if he wasn’t doing this on purpose.

“Could you- um- get comfy somewhere else?” Talking was getting a tad harder; it was difficult to breathe with all these butterflies.

"Mmmm, no thanks; I’m comfy here.” He knew exactly what he was doing.

“O- Oh. Um-“ Your face was flushed red, and you were starting to burn up, like you had a fever.

Ink saw this, and it only prompted him to nuzzle closer into you.

Almost as if in autopilot, your body stood up and walked away to your room, making Ink fall off your legs and the couch.

“Hey!”

toilet paper roll

i will find you

Tadc characters x really flirty reader? If you want to I mean!

We js gonna ignore how late this is (it’s been a few months) neways, here ya go! Im rly happy rn too!! Enjoyyyyy🤭🤭😋😋 (btw i wrote this a while ago, i just forgot it in a lost doc-)

TADC Cast x Flirty!Reader

Published: 1-16-2024

Words: 328

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Caine:

He glitches out

He is an ai, he doesn’t have “Respond to flirts” in his code

…..yet….

Anyways, he probably starts lagging and just stares

On the occasion he doesn’t glitch/lag out, he will either..

1. Run away

2. Laugh cause he doesn’t know what else to do

3. Flirt back

Bubble:

pops

Kinger:

Kinger is…….Kinger…

He is a tough one because he only has one reaction

Ya know that scene where Jax goes “They’re the two most mentally stable. Characters to be paired together” and Kinger starts lagging basically?

Yeaaahhhh that’s his reaction to your flirts

Bro starts tweaking

Gangle:

If you flirt with Gangle she will either combust in being flustered or be overcome by giggles, probably the second one

I know you’ve seen those TikTok’s of Gangle being one of those stereotypical anime obsessed girls

Just imagine that’s her with you

She is like obsessed

And you’re flirty too?

You are in for a rough ride, unless you like someone obsessing over you and making bad anime art of you🤷‍♀️

Zooble:

Bro does not care at all(They do!)

They will act all unfazed and annoyed, but they are steaming(romantically) inside

Probably responds to your flirts with “F### off, creep”

They don’t mean it

Ragatha:

Literal mess

Like blushing mess

She becomes ♾️x more clumsier

She is as red as the blood moon

Stuttering non stop and giggling

Lots of giggling

Like anime school girl giggling too

Pomni:

Stand very still

Statue

She becomes a literal statue

She has no idea what to do

Pomni just stand there, frozen

She will stay there forever until you go away

Jax:

At first he was caught off guard

Now? It is literally flirting warfare

Almost like you guys are flirty rivals

Arguments spiking and the only comebacks being flirts are second nature to you two now

Responds to your flirts with flirts

Nothing really to him other than you guys being romantic rivals basically

Little random thought I had that y’all should know.

If I watch a movie/series/tv show OR read a book OR play a game OR anything else, there is fair chance I will end up opening asks to some of the characters if I like them enough and don’t hate their guts😊😊

Just though y’all should know this incase you want to request any books, games, movies, tv shows, etc.

Thank you, I love you all!!!🫶🫶🫶🫶

hiii you do drawings too right? could you draw Ink MK from Lego Monkie Kid?? he's one of my favorite characters and i barely see anything with him! i hope i read the request board right- if you don't do drawings then you can just ignore this-

Ok so this might be really bad and I’m sorry if you don’t like it

It’s my first time drawing him and on ibisPaintX on mobile so it was hard to do it right😅😅