According To This I Am A Chaotic Bastard And I Cannot Even Argue Against That

according to this I am a chaotic bastard and I cannot even argue against that

I may be an idiot but I’m not stupid 🤡 

Seriously, somebody ask me this because I love this. Just send the masterpiece you want answers for to my askbox!

masterpiece asks ✨

mona lisa: what makes you feel most beautiful?

starry night: what is your favorite constellation?

the scream: do you have an unusual fear? 

birth of venus: do you have a favorite myth? if so, what is it?

pieta: who is the most important person in your life?

las meninas: describe your ideal day

girl with a pearl earring: what is your favorite form of expression?

david: do you think beauty is defined, or a matter of opinion?

the kiss: what is one thing in life that you love?

the creation of adam: what is your first memory?

american gothic: what career do you want to have in the future?

guernica: tell a story - any story you like

nighthawks: where do you spend most of your time, outside of school/work and home?

the son of man: what is one aspect of your personality that you would say defines you?

the thinker: when do you most often find yourself lost in thought?

lavender mist: where do you find joy in life? 

water lily pond: do you enjoy nature? if so, why? if not, why not?

the persistence of memory: what is the most vivid dream that you can recall?

school of athens: do you know any unusual facts? 

winged victory: what is your greatest achievement?

At this point CNN is just a bunch of reporters roasting Trump, one inch away from fucking strangling him

Thank you! <3

✂️hi!

hello ~

yo what the fuck is he allowed to be this pretty? methinks not

he’s so fine