Crack Scenarios Pt 1

crack scenarios pt 1

Yan!Himbo— So, can this pretty boy get a kiss~?

Genius!reader—…

Genius!Reader— No.

_____________________________________________ 10 minutes later

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Yan!Himbo (banging on Readers dorm room door)— PLEASE JUST ONE KISS!?

Genius!Reader (Barricading the door with their dresser)— What the fuck?!

Mine forever <33

shapeshifter/slime Yan

warnings; angst, love obsession disorder, reader is mourning (mentioned), gore description

You realize that your lover was acting a little weird lately they were.. different? They had been acting so flustered around you, they obsessed over you going out when they never did, what happened to the Carefree over that you used to have? And why were theyre pupils sharp and piercing every time you had friends over?

Is what you would’ve asked then before being tied up in a chair in the attic unconscious and gagged. Why were you so blind? Why were you a victim of the shapeshifters feast? Why was your lover’s faceless body in the chair across from you? Why did this creature want to eat you and your lover of all people?

“aren’t you cute ~?”

The figure spoke, your lovers features from the shapeshifters body and face were long gone, a black slimy now in front of you. The figure was about to speak up again before you started to look at them in a angry and disgusted manner.. (bad idea bro)

“wow..! what way to treat your new spouse darling”

Look up at the slimy Shapeshifter and then look across to your now deceased lover, and tears start to form in your eyes as you realize you might have a chance to live, but you have to deal with your lovers murderer. But then again at least had chance to live out your life.. with a human flush eating creature.

“why me? I thought you were going to eat me!”

You shouted angrily as you pry your wet eyes away from the slime in retaliation. The slime did not take your reaction very well and morphed his hand into a knife and walked over to your lover‘s dead corpse and took a little Knick to their skin making the corpse bleed more.

“So darling, the reasons why? Let me tell you.”

Another cut is made to the corpses skin, as the slime continues to speak You can’t help, but not hear them as they see their lovers face ripped off before hand and the dried blood from the flesh as the eye sockets are completely empty and lifeless

“darling!! did you not hear me? It was because I was going to eat you, but you made me fall for you, with your words and pretty face”

The slime coos as they stab the lifeless, bloody, and cold body. The slime grumbles under their breath as they stab the body has you watch in fear. You can’t help but sob quietly as you don’t want to see this anymore you just wanna die on spot from the gruesome scene

“You’re gonna be mine forever <33”

I love karma

what I mean is my abuser got in a car accident!! TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKER.

Bow chicka bow wow

Vintage aesthetic red pfps/comic aesthetic

Twst with Yuu who awkward and stares at them

Warnings; can be seen as either platonic or romantic?

Requests are open!! Don’t worry about much, I do nsfw and sfw content and will have no problem as long as you check my pinned post about fandoms I will do!

Authors note; just needed some non-romantic fics about Twst for once, Duece has more writing bc my brain love this cutie patootie and he is my son

Dorms; HEARTSLABYUL, SAVANACLAW, OCTAVINELLE, SCARABIA, POMEFIORE, IGNIHYDE

HEARTSLABYUL

• The first time you ever stare at Riddle he looks back at you a few seconds later with a confused expression as you keep staring at him. He would then get slightly more confused and then annoyed and asks you what you are doing, to which you just wander off without saying a word.

• This will confuse Riddle even more as he touches his face to see if anything was on him or in his teeth, he realizes an hour later that you were just staring at him for no reason, this makes him feel.. Happy? Or maybe.. prideful that the chance that you might look up to him..? Yes. This must be the answer! Riddle will ask you tomorrow :D

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• Trey has noticed that you stare at him from both afar and when you both walk with each other. Of course he doesn’t mind it, in fact, you remind him when Riddle was younger and shy when they first met! What an adorable person you are!

• One time Trey asked you a question and you were so zoned out on him that he waved his hand in-front of you face and you looked super embarrassed and answered his question with a crooked smile as he chuckled at your reaction. Maybe he should call you out on it more often?

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• Cater Takes pictures with you all of the time! You and him are basically best friends, at least he think so. But he notices that you are always looking at him in the pictures as he reviews the pictures before posting them. What a cutie you are! Looking so cute and squishy in the picture! (Platonic love)

• He would send you a picture that he likes of the two of you and leave a smart as comment saying ‘You look like you looove cay-cay’ and giggle at your response and tease you the next day you see each other!

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• Ace definitely makes fun of you as he notices it almost immediately when you guys are officially friends. You stare at Ace as if you had a problem with him, so he jokingly asks you if you want to fight him and you just fumble with your words as he has a shit eating grin.

• But one time when you were caught staring at him he teased you a lot until you were almost crying, he had a heart attack as you are one of his best friends! (Mostly because he accidentally almost made you cry infront of RIDDLE), so he never teased you too much after that. (Key word; TOO MUCH)

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• Deuce didn’t really notice (because he’s a little dumb <33) but when he did it was when he first played with Leona in a practice game for the spell drive after Leona’s overblot. He only notices afterwards because Jack pointed it out to him, and now he can’t help but get confused and nervous when you do it. It’s not your fault! Well, maybe it is..? But he enjoys spending time with you, it’s just it creeps him out a bit, sometimes he can’t help but call you out on it.

• Like one time he was walking with you back to ramshackle dorm and he couldn’t help but notice the way you glanced at him and stared every time, Deuce then gives up and asks you about it. Deuce then apologizes as he sees you try to find your words and you kinda look like a kicked puppy and he starts to panic and say it’s alright and he’ll never bring it up again..! (Spoiler alert; he does it on accident all the time)

Hello! Thank you for reading, love you guys and good morning/afternoon/night

Liam (Yan bunny Oc)

Reader: “honey… why does this milk taste weird?”

Liam: “hm? Oh! It’s my special milk!” :)

~~~~~~~~ Later that night

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Reader: *Finally realizes what Liam meant by “special milk”* “LIAM!! WTF?!”

Liam: *Smiling like the little bitch he is* :3