Suddenly I Feel The Need To Moo

suddenly i feel the need to moo

BTS (방탄소년단) © Jiyong Yoon // BTS x Louis Vuitton by VOGUE

fuckboy seokjin.

that’s the tweet ma’am. i love that he just seized the opportunity with his weird sense of humour. need me some TLC rn

“Seokjin is the college fuckboy. You are angry and annoyed at your ex. When you stumble into a supposed empty bedroom at your friends houseparty and meet Seokjin there, things take their natural path… Alternatively: The college fuckboy offers you TLC to cure your frustration, whatever that may be (spoiler alert some good ol’ fuck)”

Pairing: fuckboy!Seokjin x f.Reader

Genre: Smut, college!AU

Warnings: switch!Seokjin who turns dom, switch!Reader who turns subby, oral sex (f. & m. recieving), discussion of safeword, protected sex, public sex?, it’s basically sex in a strangers (Jimins) bedroom, dirty talk, rough sex, belly bulging, a quick handjob, Seokjin has a massive dong, also he is so cocky

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a/n: This is is my first installation of “Tipsy Month” as my lovely friend @tipsydipsydo celebrates her birthday this month. 🤪 I hope you enjoy it Tipsy aye this one’s for you 🤪😘 

You slam the door shut, leaning against it whilst letting out an annoyed groan. Coming here was a mistake. You should have just stayed at home and watched a movie, instead of forcing yourself into this far too tight dress and those uncomfortable heels and go to Jimin’s stupid house party. The party itself wasn’t bad, it was actually pretty fun until your ex with his new girl showed up. Stupid Jimin, why did he even invite him in the first place. He knows how much you two despise each other. 

You groan again, turning around only to freeze on the spot when your eyes fall on someone sitting on the bed. Kim Seokjin, the college fuckboy and your lecture buddy on Wednesday. He is tall, dark and handsome and so in-love with himself that there is no space in his heart for anyone else than himself. He is also terribly funny, which infuriates you on more occasions than one. It is not in your principles to laugh at jokes of total douchebags but man, Kim Seokjin may have the funniest laugh you have ever heard. You can’t not laugh at his jokes, even if it’s just because you think his laughter is hilarious. 

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@myooniverse according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly.

You’re hotter than a cup of early grey

I don’t know much about football, but I’d watch you play.

You’re sweeter than the digestives I eat,

Because you are a genius, go run the country from 10 Downing Street.

You go so well with me like fish and chips,

I want to be as cool as you. Do you have any tips?

You’re prettier than the Spice Girls and Take That,

The Queen could probably learn a thing or two from this cool cat.

You’re like a full English, the way you complete me,

Say you will be mine, my dearest green tea

poetry and biscuits is the way to my heart.

thank you wifey <333

loving this so far! the way the boys is *chefs kiss* delicious.

i love all types of au’s, but this one will always hold a spot in my heart. namjoon as the director was something i didn’t know i needed but i’m glad i now have. amazing.

The Art of Craving - Masterlist

It was funny how despite craving each other for 2 years now, neither of you eight had the balls to confess. But all it took is a little push in the right direction from a certain well-wisher and next thing you know, you were getting your brains fucked out.

➳ Pairing: Porn Industry Workers!BTS x Fluffer!Reader

➳ Genre: Smut | Fluff | F2L | Fluffer!AU | Pornstar!AU

➳ Rating: 18+ (Mature)

➳ Status: ONGOING

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