Definitely Not Macaroni - Tumblr Posts

Hi just stopping by to say you are soooooooo cool 😎

And you’re fergalicious xoxo

You're the brightest thing, I have ever seen

Captivating me just like ogre green.

You unravel my words just for some fun.

What can I say? It was love at first pun.

You are my very own cup of green tea,

Keep me warm under a blanket of bees.

Just like how Barry loved Vanessa Bloom,

Or like the donkey and the dragon too,

You and I can never be held apart,

Here take it. It's yours. You have my whole heart.

don’t let my wives see this 😳😳

also: THIS IS SO GOOD?? like miss ma’am quit your job and become a poemist or something. like genuinely. you own my heart.

<3

You’re hotter than a cup of early grey

I don’t know much about football, but I’d watch you play.

You’re sweeter than the digestives I eat,

Because you are a genius, go run the country from 10 Downing Street.

You go so well with me like fish and chips,

I want to be as cool as you. Do you have any tips?

You’re prettier than the Spice Girls and Take That,

The Queen could probably learn a thing or two from this cool cat.

You’re like a full English, the way you complete me,

Say you will be mine, my dearest green tea

poetry and biscuits is the way to my heart.

thank you wifey <333

SHE LIKE THE HOOK BUT SHE DON'T KNOW THE VERSE

for the love of god, just make her an honorary british person.

please.

tea and crumpets n all that xxxx

Your cool and i love you 💜

you’re amazing and i love you more 🫶