Everytime I Get A Sharp Stomach Pain I Think About How Its Just The Little Goblin Inside Me Saying Hi

everytime i get a sharp stomach pain i think about how it’s just the little goblin inside me saying hi

WAIT ARE THEY NOT ON HIATUS?? I’m so confused xx

pls send help to dumb birch - in return i’ll publish a chapter to whatever series you want <333

i don’t go on social media for a few hours and suddenly everything is in flames.

fr tho?

crying a little before work (happy and sad tears bc those are my boys and hiatus scares me, but i love solo albums. shaking in my boots rn)

i consistently revisit this series. mere!Jungkook constantly stays on my mind, and the way this is written?

*chefs kiss*

if i could marry a series, this would be it. i am in platonic and romantic love.

the crimson shell

— pairing: jungkook x f!reader — genre: mermaid au, yandere au — w.c: 1.9k — warnings: mild stalking, near drowning, mentions of eating humans — notes: just wanted to contribute something to mermay! this is also my first time attempting to do anything in the realms of yandere (and mermaids!), so pls be nice lol. in this universe everyone is referred to as a mermaid, no matter what gender they are. this will most likely be a two or three part series with jk growing more and more obsessed as he gets y/n into his scaly clutches :)

Part I / II / III / IIII

— summary: you had always found comfort in being at the beach, often spending hours just watching the waves lap against the shore. but unbeknowst to you – something had been watching you back.

You inhale deeply, enjoying the salty smell that so uniquely belongs to the ocean. The last rays of sun are slowly disappearing behind the horizon, painting the skies and the waves in hues of deep pink and purple. You’re going to miss this view.

You sigh, running your fingers through the coarse sand as you let the gentle breeze caress your face. You’ve been looking forward to this for years, but now that your departure is so imminent, it feels more scary than liberating. The time has come to finally leave your home behind, and you feel a pang of regret as you realize you might not see your friends or family for a very long time to come.

Years of saving up your measly paychecks have finally paid off, and you’re setting sail for an island you’ve been hearing constant murmurs about for the last few months. Originally, you were only going to travel to the next kingdom over, hoping to find more suitable work there to help your parents stay afloat. But the talk of the mystery island abundant with riches piped your interest more than you would like to admit – and you’ve never been one to shy away from adventure.

However, you weren’t stupid enough to just blindly trust the rumours milling around your little town. In fact, you wholeheartedly believed it to be a scam until a familiar face suddenly turned up in the town square only a few weeks ago.

You hadn’t seen Jimin ever since he set sail for the unknown six months ago; and so everyone, including yourself, had presumed that your talkative neighbour had met an ill fate, and was floating at the bottom of the sea. You realized you couldn’t have been more wrong when Jimin returned with riches you never expected you would ever lay eyes on, his whole body adorned with various diamonds and gold chains.

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me when i crack a British joke to my british-fetishist bestie ( @myooniverse ) x

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i don’t go on social media for a few hours and suddenly everything is in flames.

fr tho?

crying a little before work (happy and sad tears bc those are my boys and hiatus scares me, but i love solo albums. shaking in my boots rn)