Itty Bitty Yoongi Crack Drabble Because My (un)official Wife @yoongsisbae Made Me Cackle, OKAY??

itty bitty yoongi crack drabble because my (un)official wife @yoongsisbae made me cackle, OKAY??

"Wait! Wait! Stop!" The woman calls out, the man that was on top of her acting as if he's been struck by lightning by how fast he moves away.

“What? What did I do? Are you okay?" He's panicking, eyes open wide while his pupils fly around the room. His chest rises and falls quickly, his entire body vibrating in nervousness.

"What did you say?"

"Huh? What?"

"Before I told you to stop!"

"Uh, I said ‘does my pretty princess like that? Does she like my cock so deep inside her?'. Do you not like that?"

"No! No, Yoongi. I loved it, honest. Want you to say it again."

His face turned void for a second, before his eyebrows furrowed and lips turned to a pout. He begins to grumble under his breath a mix of curse words in English and Korean, his mouth turning into a straight line.

He lunges forward, moving her onto her back and on all-fours. He resumes the earlier activity, this time with a quicker pace.

"Don't ever scare me like that again!"

“I just wanted to commit it to memory for my readers! Sorry!”

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Relax, It’s Our Honeymoon! - Four

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Description: You and BTS are in a poly relationship, and have recently gotten married. It’s time for your honeymoon!

Warnings: this is just a cute filler chapter, some cute boyxboy bts moments, don’t read (or interact with my profile) if you’re homophobic.

sorry for the itty bitty filler chapter! the smut chapter is kicking my ass rn 😀

The older boy tucks his head further into the blue-haired boy's chest, a serene smile taking over his features. Their arms are wrapped around one another, their legs intertwined. Jimin keeps his head over Taehyung's heart, his own chest rising in alternating beats to Taehyung's.

They're both fast asleep, knocked out from the day's activities, their full bellies the alcohol they had been consuming throughout the day and the sun that had been beating down. The older one had been feeling drowsy practically all day, and the added wine and stomach full of good food had just expedited the process.

Taehyung, however, was the opposite. He had been awake and giddy all day, only calming down to go to sleep when his head hit the pillow next to Jimin's. He could still hear his hair faintly crunching from all the hairspray, but disregarded it with the fact he was going to wash it tomorrow. Probably. Hopefully.

In the next room, the scene is almost replicated. Two men wrapped up in one another, exhausted from the day's activities. However, they weren't asleep. Just mindlessly talking in-between yawns and small kisses.

The youngest, yet the tallest of the two, has his wide eyes fixed on the elder in-front of him. Yoongi tries to avoid the eye contact, instead trying to distract him with kisses and by smothering his face into the younger's neck. Jungkook runs his hand up and down the elder's spine, keeping the other wrapped firmly around his waist. He fails at hiding his smile, sleepy, half-opened eyes fixing themselves on Yoongi's embarrassed state. They continue with their mumbles, sleep-filled promises and hearty love confessions whispered into the space, only for them to know and possibly forget in the morning.

The next room is a completely different circumstance. Only one of the occupants is asleep on the bed: Namjoon, who's wrapped themselves up in the sheets, cocooned like a caterpillar. The other room occupant is sat on the balcony outside, talking in hushed whispers on the phone. Hoseok found himself unable to sleep, having had next to no contact with his biological family since he landed.

He tires himself out with a long-winded conversation with his parents, talking about anything and everything. Soon, he's unable to keep his eyes open, bidding them goodbye before tucking himself in beside the sleep-drunk younger's wriggling body, managing to force himself into the cocoon and into the warm embrace of one another.

In the last room, the eldest is sleeping like a baby, his wife tucked into him. The two keep closely knit, wrapped in one another like all the other pairings before. Seokjin is the big spoon, his arm going numb, but he's uncaring in dreamland. He'll reap the repercussions in the morning, where he'll adapt a whiny tone and a large pout to garner sympathy from his spouses. It won't work, they'll instead choose to laugh at first and then kiss his arm better after a few whines and complaints.

In total, the chalet is nearly in complete silence. The only sounds being the occasional whisper of the loved-up couple in room two, the crashing of the waves outside and the shuffle of bedsheets rubbing up against sleep clothes and other blankets. Actually, a few snores too. Not loud enough to make the walls shake, but loud enough to prove people are actually residing in the holiday chalet.

All in all, it's peaceful.

Taglist: @effielumiere @ah2002 @mcusuperfreak

weird little Yoongi Drabble/mini fic thing

the final chapter of RIOH is kicking my ass rn so take this 😀

warning: not a lot tbh, mentions of children/babies, yoongi being a silly-billy, kinda a lil bit angsty.

Y/F/I - your first initial

She continues to fiddle with the necklace around her neck, back against the headboard as she waits for her lover to finish his long-awaited shower. The charm holds the initial of said lover, a 'Y' proudly displayed over her (well, his) shirt.

He'd given it to her for HIS birthday, saying that the best gift was knowing that she was his and he was hers. Weirdly enough, she had bought him his own chain, minus her initial. That was soon taken care of, a proud 'Y/F/I' dangling from the chain and onto his chest.

As a gift this year, she decided to buy a new charm for each of their necklaces, to represent the new addition to their growing family, the present sitting on the nightstand on her left.

She's nervous, hoping he likes it. Praying that he likes it.

The sound of the running water stops. The sound of his wet footsteps on the tile starts.

Her heart starts to beat out of her chest.

A yawn escapes Yoongi's mouth.

He arrives in the room, shaking his shaggy black hair around like a dog while he looks for his sleep clothes. He sends a gummy smile her way, keeping his torso bare and displaying the chain.

Soon, he's crawling into the bed beside her. She holds out her hand, stopping him from laying down fully, making sure not to reveal her nerves.

"There's something I need to tell you." His face goes blank, eyes remaining steady as he slowly nods at her to continue. She sighs, reaching to the side to grab the unassuming box that he hadn't even noticed. The box is a plain black, no sign of a jewellery brand or inscription. She slowly opens it, showing him the two tiny charms in the shape of a 'B.'

His stomach drops. His heart feels like it's fallen out of his ass. His face is expressionless, eyes stuck on the two identical letters.

"It's for the expansion to our family." She tries to explain, worried at his silence.

"I'm going on tour in three weeks, and you drop this on me now?" His voice is deep, anger poking through. Her brow furrows. She knew he might be a little mad that she didn't tell him sooner or ask him beforehand, but it was more for her than it was for him anyway.

"You going away on tour is the reason I'm getting him now." His brow furrows, scooting away from her as his mind races. What? Did she purposefully wait until he would be going away?

"You planned this?!"

"Of course I did!"

"How dare you! This is something we should be doing together!" He's gotten out of the bed, pacing up and down the bedroom, desperately avoiding her worried eyes.

"Yoongi! Calm down! I'm sorry that you didn't get to help me pick him, but I fell in love with him and couldn't help it." She tries to get up and stop him, but he avoids her arm.

"Pick him? Couldn't help it?! This is somebody's life, Y/N!" He shouts, stomping his foot. His eyes glaze over, shaking his head at the woman he loves.

"Why are you acting like this? It's just a dog!" His entire mood disappears. He stops, looking at her. She looks at him, brow furrowed in confusion, half out of the bed.

"A dog?" His voice is quiet, looking at the little charms, sitting on the end of the bed.

"Yeah, his name is Bear, hence the B. What did you think it was for?" She leans forward, resting her hand on his arm and slowly rubbing up and down. She tries to get a better look at his face.

"A baby. B for baby." He sounds ashamed when he mutters his answer after a few seconds of pregnant silence.

"I wanted a dog, to keep me company while you're gone. I fell in love with Bear, so I adopted him. We pick him up tomorrow. I thought you didn't want kids?"

"I didn't. I don't. I'm not sure. I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry too."

"So, can I see him?"

"Sure. But first, the dreaded baby talk."

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there’s only like two chapters left of RIOH :(

♡ j-hope is the best ♡

since my (un)official wife @yoongsisbae decided to bless my weekend, i’m doing the same.

here he is. The Boy. 🧍