THE FAULT OF THE CARETAKER

THE FAULT OF THE CARETAKER

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Been a while since i drew sun huh

Just me, my desk, and the open doc on my screen that refuses to bend to my will, laughing in the face of my attempts and twisting sentences written so that once beautiful words are defiled by my own hubris and inattention

Hey. Hey. Chicken Dumpling recipe

A package of four chicken thighs.

Thaw them. Pat them dry. Rub olive oil on them, along with a seasoning you like (savory preferred) and salt and pepper. Put them in the oven at 450F for 40 minutes, broil for one and a half to two minutes.

Pull out and set aside to cool.

One yellow onion, diced. Two medium carrots, chopped. Two celery sticks, chopped. Four cloves of garlic, minced,

Put those in the pot.

Chimkin should be cooled off. Remove from pan and place on cutting board. Remove skins and eat them. Shred chicken. Put in pot.

Six tablespoons of butter.

Turn up head and saute everything, add a fistfull of flour, sprinkled delicately over the foodstuffs. Stir until the flour is mixed in.

Five cups of chicken broth or equivalent (Bullion is fine), one cup of milk. Add half a bag of frozen sweet peas.

One teaspoon thyme, half a teaspoon dill, one teaspoon parsley. (Two bay leaves i forgot to mention the bay leaves whoops)

Stir well and wait till it bubbles. Set stove temp to simmer.

Teim to maek dumplings.

2 cups all purpose flour, one tablespoon and one teaspoon baking powder, one teaspoon black pepper, one teaspoon salt, one teaspoon rosemary, 3/4 cups milk, 4 tablespoons melted butter. Mix it until it's slightly sticky, you may need to add one or two tablespoons milk if it's too dry.

Use ice cream scoop to scoop ur dough into the soup, make sure the pieces are separate and big (but not too big).

Push dumplings until they've all gotten a wash of soup over top themselves. Put lid on top.

Let sit twenty-twenty-five minutes in the simmering pot.

Boom done.

"Woah dude. You look like shit."

Some fanart of @starry-bi-sky 's blood blossom prompt and fic. Featuring a bat-notyet-dad and the personification of childhood trauma. The fic is called "Late at night, when the nightingale sings".

Imagine thinking your life is bad, and then a dying child waltzes over and bleeds on you.

he didn’t get the hint