I Want Copperhead To FRICKING Strangle Me With His Tail, Spit Acid Venom Down My Throat, And Look Me

I want Copperhead to FRICKING strangle me with his tail, spit acid venom down my throat, and look me in the eyes while doing so. Choke me daddy.

PLEASE. GUYS. I BEG YALL TO MAKE MORE GOOD SCOURGE X READER FICS PLS. I WILL BURN THE WORLD FOR THEM.

AND I MEAN SCOURGE FROM TRANSFORMERS RISE OF THE BEASTS

I wanna grab Buggy's dismembered head and just kiss it so hard like omfg😭😭😭😭🛐💦🛐💦

Ok, I know I'm a bit late, and I know everyone is simping for Jacob, Sarah, and even Captain Crow, and it's nice and all, but....

WHY IS NO ONE SIMPING FOR THE DOCTOR/SURGEON FALA?? LIKE MY GOODNESS, HE 🌟LOOKS AND SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL🌟 AS HECK, LIKE, I WOULD LITERALLY ST*B MYSELF WITH A HARPOON JUST TO GET NEAR HIM, UGH.

I just feel like he's CRIMINALLY underrated, and I'm sorry I couldnt post any photos, there's hardly any of him on the internet, and phone won't allow me to take screenshots on Netflix due to a "pRiVaCy pOLiCy". BUT YEAH.

AND PLEASE POST ANY AND IF MANY PHOTOS/GIFS YALL HAVE OF HIM, PLEASE.

bro, everyone's simping for Zozo, and I get that and all, but....

HOW ARE NONE OF YALL SIMPING FOR NINA? HOLY SHITE SHES 🌟PRETTY AS HECK.🌟 FRICKING BEAUTIFUL BALINESE WOMAN✨

IM CLAPPING MY THIGHS, HANDS AND CHEEKS👏✨️

give it up for men whimpering