I Wanna Grab Buggy's Dismembered Head And Just Kiss It So Hard Like Omfg

I wanna grab Buggy's dismembered head and just kiss it so hard like omfg😭😭😭😭🛐💦🛐💦

Okay guys, good news is, I found 1 picture, BUT IT ISNT GOOD ENOUGH.

Ok, you guys have probably already figured this out, but I have a theory....

What if Captain Crow lost his eye BECAUSE OF A PREVIOUS DEAL WITH GWEN BATTERBIE?

Hear me out, when the Captain went to get the Hand of God from Batterbie, she said something like,

"I know why you're here, it's always the same reason, Captain."

When she said "it's always the same reason.", what if he and his crew have been tasked with the bounty of the red Bluster, and he failed so many times, that he eventually went to Batterbie... maybe she gave him something, and for the price, its was something valuable? And therefore, his eye got lost?

End of theory.

Edit: I know it was the Red Bluster, but maybe batterbie had something to do with it. Remember when she charged the Hand of God for everything that Crow had? In the end, even if she wasnt there, Crow lost everything. So yeah, maybe she priced something in the past for something valuable from him, and therefore, she took his eye.

HOLY CRAP THANK YOU, THEYRE BEAUTFIUL

The Balussy 💅

Just a thought.

Okay guys, I know alot of OG fans dislike the ac games from origins to valhalla so far, because "It's not a real assassin thing", but, yall have to keep in mind, that they're the literal ORIGINS of how the brotherhood came to be. CHRONOLOGICALLY, Odyssey comes first, Origins is second, and Valhalla is third, cause Kassandra is Aya's great grandmother,(they're related), and then Aya married Bayek, yadayada, then after the whole thing, she and him discovered the symbol for the brotherhood, and she founded the brotherhood in Rome, and THEN it spread all the way to England. The probable reason they arent really "assassins", is because they're in the literal ORIGINS of the brotherhood coming to be, which means they're still developing the tenets and shit.

Anywhore, I respect y'alls opinions abt ur dislike towards the recent games, as everyone is allowed to have their own opinions, but, all I'm saying, is to keep the stuff on top in mind.

GUYS, PLEASE KEEP THE BUGGY FICS COMING. THEYRE SO AWESOME✨️💪

(Visual representation of me)