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as you've always been [pre-outbreak/no outbreak!joel miller x f!reader]

summary: Life didn't turn out the way you thought it would. the only things keeping you going are your daughter, the PTA, and the strong, steady presence of Joel Miller. Chaperoning an overnight field trip changes everything. Or: there are two beds, but you only need one. rating/warnings: E [themes of infidelity and motherhood, slow build-up, teen pregnancy, reader is a mom and wife, named daughter/named husband, emotionally unfulfilling marriage, extremely hot Joel Miller, girldad Joel Miller, flirty Joel Miller, look he’s a fucking dreamboat in this idk what to tell you, angst, fluff, smut, unprotected PIV, oral (f receiving), spitting, bossy/dom Joel, breeding kink if you squint] wc: ~9.3k a/n: Please go to @ezrasbirdie-updates to be notified of updates! This was written for moth & bird's mother's day challenge! It turned out much longer than I anticipated. I've never written infidelity or really anything to do with motherhood, so I hope I did it justice. Thank you to my @mothandpidgeon, and happy mother's day to her and all you beautiful mamas out there! Please enjoy Joel being a babe.

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No one’s supposed to marry their high school sweetheart, not these days, no matter how many books or movies romanticize the idea. You’re supposed to go off to college and find a good job. That’s how your mother raised you—be independent, rely on yourself. 

When you got pregnant at seventeen in a small town in Texas, there were no options. You’d be having the baby and dealing with the consequences of your actions, as your mother said. She was furious for months, while your father stayed decidedly neutral. 

Rob wanted to get married immediately, and you didn’t see any other way. He was ecstatic, supportive; drove you an hour each way to all your Teen Parenting classes in Dallas. He found a job while you finished your high school education, walking across the stage eight months pregnant in June heat. 

And then the baby came. 

Casey was a blessing, but Rob was wholly uninterested in the harder aspects of fatherhood, as it turned out. He liked to come in and pick her up and snuggle her, but the moment the diaper needed changing he disappeared again. He worked long shifts for the electric company and brought home good money, so you tried not to complain or ask for too much help. 

It stayed that way. 

Rob was never mean or abusive, not in any way you could articulate, but it was like the boy you’d met in the tenth grade had disappeared completely by the time Casey turned two. He wanted dinner on the table and a clean house and a quiet kid. 

You were very good at playing the happy, if somewhat exhausted, housewife and stay-at-home mom, and he was very good at pretending he was happy with the life he’d insisted upon. The only thing that saved you from eventual mental collape once you moved with him to Austin for work was the Parent-Teacher Association, of all things. 

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On the fourth day of Casey’s first grade year, a flier flew at your feet on the breezeway outside of her classroom after drop-off like a movie. Like fate. 

Rob seemed pleased that you’d found something to do. 

And so you went, hoping none of the other parents noticed how much younger you were than everyone else. Whether it was Austin’s more liberal mindset or if life had just made you seem older, you’re still not sure, but they welcomed you with surprisingly open arms. 

That’s how you met Joel Miller. 

He was on the younger side, about five years older than you, and ridiculously handsome. He stood out with, especially with the lack of other men in the room.

“He’s in PTA?” You’d asked Melissa, the new secretary who’d been going over membership qualifications. She’d glanced over her shoulder and laughed. 

“Kind of,” she’d said. “That’s Sarah Miller’s father. Joel. I think she’s in the same grade as Casey. He’s more of a floater. If we need him for heavy lifting, he shows, but he doesn’t come to many meetings.” Melissa had leaned toward you conspiratorially and lowered her voice. “He’s raisin’ that little girl all on his own. Her mama ran off to Europe with another man when she was a baby and never looked back. I hear she sends money every now and then. Can you imagine?”

You thought of Casey’s little hand wrapped around your index finger the day she was born. “No,” you said. “I can’t.”

It was a casual thing at first, just attending as an active parent, but the more years that went by the more involved you became. 

You didn’t have a conversation with Joel for an entire year. He was only around a little, just like Melissa said, and spent most of his time building when he did show up. H

Not that you could complain about that. Sometimes he brought his much more personable brother around and you got an eyeful of the beginning of every eighties porno. Especially when the weather got warmer. 

He was polite to you, at least. Maybe there were no conversations but he did smile and say, “Afternoon, ma’am.”

You tried to pretend you didn’t find him attractive; that you were happily in love with your successful, supportive husband. You even tried to make yourself believe that for another ten years. 

Ten very long years. 

You thought of going back to work, but who’d hire you? All you have is a high school diploma and your employment history consisted of three months at Burger King between your sophomore and junior years of high school.

So you make the most of it. You can focus on being the best mom you can be until Casey leaves for college, and then, when she’s out of the house, maybe things will be easier between you and Rob. 

So what if you never get to experience the kind of love or passion you read so much about? 

That doesn't exist. 

That’s why you don’t feel too bad about flirting with Joel. Just a little; just for fun. After your first real conversation with him over your coffee preference, he started to approach you more. 

Sometimes the other moms raised their eyebrows, but no one ever said anything. Except Melissa, but Melissa’s more concerned with finding reasons for you to spend time with him, like making you stay until ten at night to paint a set for the sixth grade play knowing good and well Joel Miller wouldn’t let you stay here doing that all on your own. 

It’s a safe crush to have. You only see him at school activities and soccer games, and Casey and Sarah have never really run in the same friend groups, so he has no reason to be in your life more than a few times a month for a few hours at a time. 

Then, the unthinkable happens. 

Casey asks if Sarah can spend the night.

“Sarah Miller?” You ask. This is a legitimate question. There are a lot of Sarahs in Casey’s eighth grade class. Sarah J, Sarah S, Sarah P, Sara with no ‘h’.

“Duh,” she says, all fourteen of her years showing at once. 

“Did she ask her dad?” 

“She said he’ll bring her over at six and pick her up in the morning. Please, Mom?”

You sighed and wiped your hands on a dish towel. Casey rarely asks for anything. 

“Y’all’ll both be needing to eat, I guess?” 

“Mister Joel said he’ll pay for pizza,” she says. You’re too tired to decline that. A night off cooking sounds too good to be true. 

“Is your room clean?”

“Technically—”

“Go clean up your room and take out the trash and she can stay over. Deal?”

Casey beams at you and disappears up the stairs—she’s never been more agreeable to a chore in her life. You forget to ask when she and Sarah became such good friends, but you doubt you’d get more than an eyeroll and a heavy sigh if you did. You’ll have to clean the living room and kitchen tonight rather than tomorrow, but that’s okay. As long as Casey’s happy. 

The doorbell rings at 6 pm precisely, and Casey streaks past you in a whirlwind of excitement. The girls scream like they haven’t seen each other in years. Casey grabs Sarah’s hand and pulls her into the house, straight past you and to her newly-cleaned room. 

Clean-ish, at least.

In Sarah’s absence, Joel Miller stands in the doorway with two large pizza boxes and two smaller boxes. It looks expensive, and you make a mental note to get some cash for him. 

“Hey,” he says, smiling at you as he steps over the threshold. There’s something uncanny about seeing him in your home—he’s only supposed to exist in a school building or on a soccer field. He’s not supposed to be real. 

You saw him once at a grocery store and fled before he could recognize you. He’s not supposed to be part of your life. 

“Hey there yourself. Come on in,” you say. You should’ve worn something more flattering. Just to be a good hostess, obviously. Not because you want him to want you. Not that he would want you. 

Right?

“Where can I set these down?” He asks, still holding the boxes. 

“Shit! Right in here.” You lead him into the kitchen and point to the breakfast nook. “Sorry for the mess, I’m still cleaning up.”

He glances around, one eyebrow raised. “I think me and you got different definitions of mess.”

You laugh. That’s not the first time you’ve heard that one.

“You got a lovely home,” he says, and it’s such a sweet compliment it catches you off guard. 

“Thanks. Girls!” You call. “Y’all gonna come eat?”

No answer. 

“Girls!” Joel shouts, so deep and loud it startles you. Sarah and Casey run into the kitchen giggling. “Come eat.”

“We’re in the middle of something,” Casey says. 

“Yeah, Dad,” Sarah confirms. “It’s important.”

“Sounds like trouble,” he says as he puts his hands on his hips. “Come eat this.”

“We will! Just a few minutes,” Sarah whines.

“It’s fine, really,” you say. “They can always heat it up in the microwave.”

Joel squints toward the stairs. “All right. S’long as Sarah behaves herself.”

You move to the cabinets and pull out some plates. “Would you want to stay and have some?”

He blushes. “That sounds good, ma’am, but I doubt your husband wants someone imposin’ on his night.”

“Rob?” You ask, like you’ve forgotten he exists. Which is not entirely wrong, honestly. “He’s out of town for work for the next couple of weeks.”

Joel’s face falls a little. “Oh,” he says, shoving his hands in his pockets. “I didn’t know that. Well, I still…I got a date in a little while.”

That should not make your heart sink, should not disappoint you so much that your daughter’s friend’s single father has a date, but it does. And you’re either crazy, or he looks a little disappointed, too. 

“You should really go get ready for that,” you say, but he lingers. Or you’re being delusional. “Go on, women don’t like it when men are late.”

He gives you a sweet smile, and you resist the urge to poke your finger right into that disarming little dimple. “Y’all have a good night. Let me know if you need anything, all right?”

“Thanks, Joel. And thanks for the pizza! I’ll get you some money—”

“That’s not necessary,” he says. “My treat.”

You envy the girl he’s taking out without shame, trying to remember the last time Rob took you anywhere at all. He always talked it up—saying he’d take you out to dinner at a nice place when he got back into town after being gone for a few weeks, but you know better these days. He’d get home and be too tired—not too tired to have sex, of course.

You eat your pizza and try not to think too much about it. Joel sprung for extra cheese. You don’t know why it makes you want to kiss him. 

This is a mess. 

After that night, Casey and Sarah are inseparable. They spend all their free time together, and when summer finally rolls around, Sarah becomes a staple at your house, despite Joel trying to drag her home every now and then. 

“I work late a lot,” he explains. “But her uncle can usually watch her if it’s too late. I just don’t want her imposin’ on your good hospitality.”

But you don’t mind at all. Sarah’s polite and cleans up her messes and is, to your delight, a very good influence on Casey. And you hate the idea of her sitting there alone until it’s late enough for her uncle to come over. 

“Let me give you some grocery money at least. The kid’ll eat you out of house and home if you let her. She’s a skinny little thing, but don’t let that fool you.”

He’d slipped a hundred dollar bill into your hand before you could protest. 

“Sarah says the shower in Casey’s room’s not workin’?”

You freeze, turning from your task of arranging the cupcakes for the Halloween carnival bake sale. 

“Uhhh.” 

There’s plenty of stuff not working around the house, but that one’s probably the most embarrassing. It’s been like that for a month now, and you’ve obviously had the girls use your shower instead, but your husband was supposed to fix it the last time he came home. 

He’d promised, but it just didn’t end up happening. Trying to find a plumber with an affordable rate and openings for non-emergencies was almost impossible. You’d tried to fix it yourself and ended up with water all over you, the bathroom, and two giggling teenagers who’d insisted on watching. 

That’d been earlier in the week, and Sarah had gone home wearing Casey’s clothes. Joel must have noticed. 

“Yeah,” you say, still clutching Cindy Malone’s famous raspberry buttercream cupcakes and trying to decode his tone. “Sorry, Rob hasn’t been home—”

“He was home for three weeks, wasn’t he? Sarah said it’s been a couple of months.” 

Joel Miller just has to pay attention, doesn’t he? 

You shift from one foot to another, not sure what he’s getting at with the scowl on his face. “Well, yeah, it’s just—I mean, I have another bathroom they use, and a plumber’s really expensive, so I didn’t think it was a big deal, but—”

“Whoa, whoa,” he says. “I’m not scoldin’ you, honey. Was just gonna ask if you’d let me come take a look at it. Sounds like a water pressure issue, and that’s simple enough.”

“Oh, um, that’s sweet, but it’s the end of the month and we’re strapped right now.”

“Ain’t chargin’ you for it,” he laughs. “One shower and three women in the mornin’ sounds like hell, and since Sarah’s usin’ it half the time I might as well help out.”

“You don’t have to do that,” you say, finally setting down the cupcakes—which you suspect Cindy gets from a local gourmet bakery and pretends to have made—and looking down at your fingernails. “I don’t mind having Sarah over, really, she’s a good kid. You don’t owe me anything for that.”

Joel squints at you and rubs the middle of his brow with his thumb. “I know that, honey. I’m offerin’ because I want to.”

This goddamn crush. 

It’s only gotten worse since the girls became friends. In your heart you know you should tell him no, thank you; hire a plumber with Rob’s credit card and just deal with his foul mood later. 

But you accept. It’s too tempting to have your bathroom back. 

“And that’s Miss Honey to you,” you tease as he walks off. 

“My mistake, Miss Honey,” he says, holding his hand to his heart and bowing his head.

You are in trouble.

Joel is not the type of man who spends his time chasing married women. He’s not the type of man who chases women, period. He’ll ask once, maybe twice, but if she says no, he’s not one to push too hard, no matter how pretty she is. Before the girls became friends, it was easier to pretend he wasn’t chasing you.  

He never liked Rob. They met a few times when the man was actually in town during one of Casey and Sarah’s soccer games; watched him play the role of good dad as Casey’s eyes lit up, basking in the glow of a supportive father. 

It irks him, all this work you do and the credit that man gets. Joel reckons he knows more about Casey than Rob does, and he never could abide a man completely absent from his family. He almost loses it the day Rob tries to give Casey an apple slice in the middle of a game. 

“No thanks,” Casey says, like she doesn’t want to upset the man one of the few times he shows by just telling him the truth. 

“It’s good for you,” Rob insists. 

Joel stiffens, trying to let Casey handle it, trying not to get involved. He knows damn well the kind of reaction he could get from stepping in. 

“I don’t want it, Dad,” she says.

“You said you were hungry, eat,” Rob argues, his patience burning thin. 

“She’s allergic,” Joel says suddenly, squaring his shoulders. 

“Excuse me?” Rob asks.

“She is allergic,” Joel repeats. “Face swells up, throat closes up, whole thing.”

Who brought apples, anyway?

Rob, to his credit, doesn’t argue with Joel. Instead he turns to his daughter to confirm. “That true, sweetheart? Since when?”

“Since always,” she mumbles. 

You’re in the stands, watching the conversation. 

“Aw, baby, I forgot. I’m sorry,” he says. 

It’s not enough for Joel, a man not knowing about his kid’s allergies, but he tells himself it’s not his business. He’ll mention it to you, maybe, and you’ll handle it like you always do, but you deserve better. 

You try not to be alone with Joel, and you always fail miserably. It’s not just the physical attraction—and God, are you ever attracted to him—but he makes you laugh. He compliments your new shoes, your new hair, your new necklace. 

He notices. 

The other moms notice him noticing, of course. They ask, they giggle, they tell you he definitely has a thing for you. And you deny it—no, no, the girls are just friends so we see each other a lot. 

You don’t exactly shut the attention down when he gives it to you, though, even if you know you should. It’s not like Rob’s given you a compliment over something other than your cooking since Casey was in diapers. 

So you lap up Joel’s words; you let them wash over you, repeat them over and over in your head with a vibrator pressed to your clit, buried under the covers to dampen the sound. 

When’s the last time someone made you come? 

Joel could do it; you know he could. He could throw you around with those big strong arms, make you shudder with his lips on your neck, make you moan as his hand makes its way up your skirt.

You should’ve been paying better attention to the door. It was late in the afternoon, and just a few of the PTA had stuck around to help with decorations for Homecoming. 

Joel still didn’t come to meetings often, but as always, if there was work to be done and he had the time, he was there. Especially if you were there—and you were always there. 

This gym was unfamiliar to you. The girls had just started high school a couple of months ago. There’d been a glitter spill—there was always a glitter spill—and you needed a broom. The janitor’s closet was the obvious choice.

Joel followed behind you, insisting that he didn’t want you in a creepy closet all on your own at a new place, but you don’t know if you believe that even now. 

Something distracted Joel, and to this day he claims he doesn’t remember what it was, but the heavy metal door slammed shut behind it. 

“Well, shit,” he’d murmured. 

“Seriously?” You whined, ignoring his laugh as you jiggled the handle. “It’s locked. How is it locked? What if a kid gets stuck in here?”

“S’pose they ain’t supposed to be in here, anyway,” Joel said. He was far too relaxed for this situation, but his slow drawl kept you calm. 

“Yeah, teenagers are famous for following rules. I’m complaining,” you griped. “If Casey’s anything like I was in school she’ll be looking for these spots soon. I’d rather her not get stuck in one of these.”

“She’s fifteen,” Joel laughed. 

“Don’t I know it.”

You’d spent a couple of minutes hollering for help, but no one came. 

“Fuck,” you sighed. “Of course.”

Without the rustling of your movements to distract you, you finally noticed just how close he was; how tiny this little closet was. And it didn’t even have a broom. 

Joel, you think, realized the same thing at the same time you did.

The only light came from a crack between the door and the concrete flooring. You could just make out his face looming over you, and you sighed at just how handsome he was. 

“Hi,” you said, leaning back with your hands trapped between the door and the small of your back. As if that would keep you from reaching up and running your thumb over the patchy salt and pepper beard. 

“Hey, Miss Honey,” he said. He didn’t keep his hands behind his back. He got closer, in fact, resting one hand flat against the door beside your head, the other hovering in mid-air as though he was thinking of what to do next. 

Your shaky exhale was deafening in this tiny space. He rested his hand on your hip and you didn't protest. 

“Really a tight squeeze in here, huh?” He asked. 

“Yeah,” you said. 

“You all right?” He asked.

You had no answer for that. Your heart was beating out of your chest, but not from being locked in here. It’d been a long time since someone had been this close to you on purpose, leaning over you with less than innocent intentions. 

He wanted to kiss you, and you wanted him to kiss you.

“Someone in there?” 

His hand flew from your hip and you jumped apart in the tight space you had. 

“We’re in here!” You called. “Can you open the door?”

An amused custodian found you both rumpled and annoyed. “It locks from the outside,” you found yourself fussing, trying to distract from the situation. 

The custodian shrugged. “Kids don’t go in there. Take it up with the principal.”

“I will!” You said, and marched away, the feeling of Joel’s big hand burned on your waist. 

You’d started to suspect he hadn’t seen anything in there at all. 

You never mentioned that day in the closet to him, and he never brings it up, either. Joel half expected you to never speak to him again, but you go on with life like usual. Still your bright, beautiful self, no matter how tired you are.

He tries to ease that trouble, even if it’s inappropriate. He doesn’t really care what people have to say. 

Joel’s office phone rings, startling him awake from a nap he’d dropped off into. He works from home when he’s not out on a job, so he doesn’t have to worry about a boss catching him sleeping, but he’d rather not be nodding off at all. Sarah, however, had kept him up three nights in a row watching old spaghetti westerns. She’d fall asleep at ten, and he’d be up watching the damn thing under it was finished. 

“Hello?”

“Joel?” He smiles to himself. 

“Miss Honey?” 

You groan at the nickname. “Still?”

“Still.”

“Listen,” you continue, but he can hear the little smirk on your lips. “I hate to ask, but you know the girls’ game is in Houston this weekend?”

“Yep,” he says, glancing at his calendar. Sarah had drawn a little soccer ball on every game day. 

“I know I was supposed to take them, but my car’s in the shop and Rob’s still in the field. I’m in a loaner from the dealership, but I can’t take it out of town, and I know you just got that new truck with the backseats, so I thought maybe—”

“Of course,” he says, sitting up straight. “No problem, I can drive. I don’t have anything else.”

That is a lie. He has a date, another damn date with another perfectly nice woman who will fail to keep his mind off of you, but he might as well cancel. No sense in wasting her time. 

“I’d really wanted to go,” you sigh. 

“Got room in the truck for all of you,” he says. 

“Huh. I guess that’s true,” you say. “And you’d be okay with us all staying in a hotel room together?”

“Why wouldn’t I?”

You pause, then laugh. “I’m not sure.”

But he thinks he knows why. 

“I’ll pick you up Saturday mornin’,” he says. “Seven?”

“Sounds good. Thank you, Joel.” You sound so relieved it makes him sad. 

As if he was ever going to say no. 

You can count on one hand the number of times the earth has shifted under your feet, knocking you off kilter and sending you careening into some dark abyss. When you got pregnant, when your mother passed, when you realized it was really just you and Casey all on your own with or without a marriage certificate. 

This might be the time the dirt finally opens up and swallows you whole.

Nothing prepares you for what to do when you walk in on your husband of fifteen years balls deep in the new next door neighbor. Do you scream? Do you cry? Throw his clothes on the front lawn? Cause a scene?

You watch him for a moment as he slows his movements, the neighbor trying to hide her body and push him away before you see too much. You look away from her, give her some kind of dignity as she scrambles off his cock. 

She’s so young—not much older than you were when he got you pregnant. Barely twenty, if you had to guess. You should feel worse, you think, more heartbroken at the actions of this man you’d put your whole life on hold for, but the only thing bubbling in your chest is the stab of incandescent rage.

He has the audacity to chase behind you, tripping over his own feet as he tries to stuff his pathetically flagging cock into his khakis. 

“Baby, I can explain—” 

“Don’t you fucking dare, Robert,” you snarl. “What are you doing here? What if Casey had seen this?”

He winces, confirming he hadn’t thought of that at all. 

“You’re supposed to be in Houston,” he explains, handing you his phone to show you the texts. He’s right—you did, indeed, send the wrong date.

“Oh!” You laugh. “I’m so sorry! My fault! Next time I’ll be sure to send you the right days so you can fuck the new neighbor uninterrupted!”

You haven’t even introduced yourself to her yet. How had he met her?

It doesn’t matter—she’s fleeing from your house, and you doubt you’ll ever see her face again if she can help it. 

“Honey—” 

“Don’t call me that,” you snap. “I want you to get your shit and leave. Casey and I will be gone tomorrow and will come back Sunday. We’ll talk about it then.”

“But—”

“Leave.”

He doesn’t argue—of course not. You wish it was more of a relief; that your feelings weren’t all mixed up in the leftovers of first love and the only man you’d ever been with fucking someone else on a bed he barely sleeps in.

It hurts. 

You strip the sheets and throw them out, and when Casey gets home from soccer practice, you ask if she wants to go to Olive Garden. 

“Can Sarah come?” She asks. 

“Whatever you want, baby girl,” you say.

Joel has spent too much time wondering what’s on your mind to not notice something’s wrong. You’re quieter than usual as you and the girls pile into the truck, and even quieter on the way to check in at the school.

“Go sign yourselves in,” he tells the girls, and they run off, leaving him with you in the passenger seat, not saying a word. 

“Everything all right?” He asks gently. 

“Fine,” you sigh, but it’s definitely not fine. You look like you’re going to say something else, but the girls come back before you can. 

“Mommy,” Casey says, and Joel recognizes that tone. Sarah looks up at him, the picture of innocence. 

“What do you two want?” He asks suspiciously. 

“Why would you think we want anything?” Sarah asks, batting her eyelashes. 

“Spit it out, kid,” he says. “Ain’t got all day.”

Sarah scowls, her ruse . He chuckles to himself. 

Casey’s still trying. 

“Mommy, if Mister Joel says it’s okay, too, can me and Sarah ride with Tiffany Malone? Ms. Cindy says there’s plenty of room in her car.”

Uh-oh. 

He doesn’t have much issue with Cindy Malone, other than the occasional flirtatious comment he sidesteps with ease, but something about that woman irks the hell out of you. Your lips thin out, but hope sparks in his chest. 

He could have you alone for a while. 

Across the parking lot, Cindy Malone waves cheerfully from a very shiny new minivan. You sigh and step out of the truck. After a quick conversation you cannot run away from fast enough, Casey and Sarah grab their things, barely listening as you and Joel yell for them to behave. You bite your lip as you watch them climb into the van and shut the door behind them. 

Maybe he can get the truth out of you now. 

He circles the truck and opens the door for you.

“You ready?” He asks, leaning against the door with his arms crossed over his chest. You turn to him, a little lost, and he stretches his hand out to you. “C’mon, Miss Honey. We ain’t got all day.”

You smile, eyes on the ground, but you take his hand and let him help you into the truck. 

“Thanks, Joel,” you murmur. 

Three hours. 

He has you all to himself for three hours.

You don’t know what to do with yourself. You’re not usually in the passenger seat holding a set of directions printed from MapQuest as you keep an eye on the exits and hope there aren’t any detours or closed roads. On Texas roads, you know this is a lot to ask. 

“You hungry?” Joel asks, and you aren’t, really. You haven’t had much of an appetite since it happened. But you can feel yourself getting crabby and tired already, so you nod, and he pulls into a McDonald’s. 

He won’t let you pay. 

He got gas before he came to get you, too. 

Sneaky. 

Joel turns on the radio, some station playing inoffensive adult contemporary. It’s perfectly fine background noise, but you’d rather listen to pretty much anything other than Sheryl Crow right now. You glance around the front seat and twist to the back, bobbing your head like a meerkat until you find it. 

A big black CD case.

“What’re you lookin’ at?” Joel asks. 

The case is weathered, like he’s had it for a long time, and at some point it looks like Sarah got ahold of it and painted little flowers all over with pink nail polish. You pull it to the front and he groans. 

“Half that is Sarah’s,” he warns. 

“Mmhm,” you say, unzipping it. “Worried I’m gonna judge your taste, Mister Miller?”

He chuckles. “Just sayin’.”

You flip through the cracked plastic casing, warm in the sun despite the chillier temperature. Some of them obviously belong to Sarah—Destiny’s Child, Britney Spears, TLC, Christina Aguilera—but Joel gets antsier the further back you go. 

“Not bad. Garth Brooks, classic. Trace Adkins. Toby Keith? Ugh. Nirvana. Three Doors Down? Hm. Ooooh, Linda Ronstadt. It’s not so bad in here, Joel.”

You keep flipping, finding mostly a mix of nineties country music and alternative rock, until you get toward the back and find what it looks like he’d been worried about.

Mix CDs. 

“Ohhhh my god,” you giggle.

Some are from Sarah, decorated in little flowers and labeled in her neat handwriting, and some are clearly just Joel’s attempt at organization—ROCK MIX #3—and you manage not to ask what happened to numbers one and two. 

Others, though, are not either of theirs, or Joel’s brother, for whom he blames the almost obscene amount of Linkin Park. “Y’aint done yet?” He asks, when you come upon one just labeled Joel with a heart instead of an ‘O’. 

“Dare I ask?”

He just scowls at you. 

“What happens if I try to play it?” 

You’re not really going to, but it’s too much fun, teasing him like this. You make a move to pull the CD from the case, and he moves just as fast, reaching one big hand over the middle of the truck bench and squeezing your knee. You shriek and drop the CD, giggling as he squeezes again. 

“Fuck, Joel, that tickles,” you gasp.

“I know it,” he says, not taking his eyes off the road. 

“Bastard.” You shove the disc back into its casing and close the binder, tossing it into the back where you found it. His hand lingers on your knee, drifting very slightly up your thigh before he pulls back. “I’ll find out one way or another.”

You stretch out, suddenly more comfortable than you probably should be after that little bit of physical contact. Your gaze drifts to his fingers wrapped tight around the wheel, calloused from his work, and wonder—not for the first time—what they’d feel like on your bare skin. 

Joel is very careful around you. He’s only touched you a few times in all the years you’ve known him, and never so casually as he just had. You set your hand on the seat beside you, palm down, pinky finger twitching with nerves. He glances over, just out of the corner of his eye, grunting as traffic slows to a crawl in front of you an hour outside of Dallas.

You keep your eyes straight ahead.

“You wanna tell me what’s goin’ on in that pretty head of yours?” He asks.

You shrug. 

Solid, calloused warmth engulfs your hand. He squeezes it, drawing your full attention, those big brown eyes full of sincerity. “I’m serious. Something’s wrong. Know you better than you think I do.”

You don’t move his hand, even though you probably should. Instead you flip your palm up, breath catching in your chest as he interlocks his fingers with yours. Electricity crackles between your palms, and his big thumb strokes the back of your hand. 

Safe.

He makes you feel so safe. Safe enough to ignore the guilt, safe enough to open your mouth and give him what he asks for. 

“I want to tell you,” you say. “But I can’t right now. Not yet.”

“Is it Rob?” He asks. His jaw clenches at your husband’s name. You don’t answer, and he nods. “All right, Miss Honey. You let me know when you feel like talkin’. I got all the time in the world for you.”

“Thank you,” you murmur, leaning over to turn up the radio. 

He only moves his hand—reluctantly—as he gets into the city. You read off the directions, and for once, the roads give you a break. 

The last thing you want is to leave this truck, to be away from him, but parenthood waits for nothing, not even the smallest crackle of something new. 

Watching Joel with both of them, you let yourself dream. Casey with a present father; Casey with a sibling you always meant to have. You shove the guilt, the dread, the anger, all of it, as far down as it’ll go. 

The most painful part, you think, as your daughter runs and kicks and yells with the kind of uproarious joy only children have, is knowing that you wouldn’t change a single thing if it meant you never had her. 

You’re too exhausted to even think of saying no when the girls ask to stay in Tiffany’s room. Cindy Malone got adjoining rooms, apparently, because of course she did. 

“Behave, please,” you tell Casey. You always tell her that, and she always does, and you tell her you love even if she didn’t behave, too. And she rolls her eyes and sticks out her tongue, and you have to tell her that her father slept with another woman and that’s why he’ll be around even less. 

Fuck. 

You watch Joel lug the girls’ bags five doors down from your room, and it hits you as Casey waves from the doorway and leaves Joel in the hallway that you will be alone with him again. 

All night long. 

Something soft and needy catches in your chest as he makes his way back to you. He’s always been beautiful, and you’ve always had to deny, deny, deny. 

You open the door and wait for him. 

The room is only lit by the dying sunlight filtering through white curtains. It looks like every other economy hotel you’ve ever stayed in, two queen beds with lumpy-looking pillows and scratchy bedspreads. When you and Casey (and rarely, Rob) travel you almost always bring spare comforters, but you’d had other things on your mind today. 

 Joel shuts the door. Your back is turned to him, and you can feel him hovering behind you, waiting. 

“Honey,” he says softly, and you turn around, heart hammering in your chest as you close the gap between the two of you and press your lips to his. 

He’s not a gentleman, thank God. He doesn’t try to stop you, just cradles your jaw in his big hands and lets your tongue slide across the seam of his lips. Joel yields easily, and he feels so different from the only thing you’ve ever known. 

Joel tastes like Chapstick and spearmint. He smells like Old Spice deodorant, and you want to bury your nose in his skin and inhale that and only that forever. His mouth on yours is soft and plump, and you finally lick the divot on his bottom lip just like you always wanted.

His hands slide over your shoulders and down your waist, and for a while you just kiss him, panting and moaning, lost in this feeling until he pushes you gently toward the bed. You just barely find the strength to press one hand to his chest and he freezes, pulling his lips from yours. 

“What’s wrong?” He asks. 

“It’s…look, I think you should probably know something,” you sigh, sitting on the too-firm mattress. He sits next to you and turns his body so that your knees touch, waiting for you to speak with pinched eyebrows. “I found Rob with another woman yesterday afternoon. Like, inside her.”

“Jesus Christ.” His nostrils flare out like an irritated bull, and he clenches one fist open and closed. “You tellin’ me he came home early to fuck another woman on your bed?”

You let out a hollow laugh. “I sent him the wrong date for the trip. He was trying to be discreet, I guess. That’s why I’ve been upset, and why I…you know I’m not…”

“I know,” he says. “I shouldn’t have done that. I’ll get another room if—”

“No,” you interrupt him, and he falls silent. “No, I don’t think I want you to get another room.”

“What do you want?”

The air’s heavy again. “I’m a mess, Joel. And I’m angry. I’m so angry. I wish I was sad or heartbroken or anything else, but I’m just mad. I spent my whole life raising his child and waiting for him to come around, just so he could fuck the twenty-year-old neighbor.”

He curls his finger under your chin and looks at you with those big eyes. “I don’t blame you for that,” he says. He opens his mouth, then closes it. After a pause he continues, “You could get back at him.”

You cock your head. “What do you mean?”

“I mean, you could…s’just us in here. And you gotta know I think you’re fuckin’ gorgeous by now,” he says. His voice is low and soothing, like warm water pouring over your skin. “You could use me.”

You part your lips, saliva pooling in your mouth as you process his proposal. You should say no, probably, because what if this ruins everything? What if it’s weird, what if it affects the girls, what if he doesn’t like you with your clothes off? 

“When’s the last time you had someone’s mouth on you, Miss Honey?” He asks softly. You shiver and dip your head down—it’d been years since Rob had done anything as risqué as go down on you. “Uh huh. Thought so. Don’t worry, pretty girl, I’ll make it good.”

You don’t doubt it. He kisses you again, hungrier this time, one hand curling around your hip and squeezing. 

“Let me take your clothes off,” he murmurs. 

So you do. He undresses you slowly, like he’s savoring the moment, until you’re naked in front of him. You try not to think too hard about your body, about how wet you are, about how you never quite managed to lose that last bit of baby weight even now. He doesn’t seem worried about any of it.

“Prettier than I even imagined,” he mutters, more to himself than to you. How often had he imagined? 

There’s a growing bulge in his jeans. He spreads his legs and holds out his hands. “C’mere, mama, lemme see you.”

“You got all your clothes on,” you sigh as he rests his hands on your hips and kneads the soft flesh. 

“You want me to take my shirt off?” He grins at you, teasing you, and you do—you really, really do. You tug on the fabric instead, pulling it over his head with no resistance. You push him down to the bed, rougher than you mean to, but he looks at you with pupils blown wide and you don’t think he minds it at all. 

You’re not sure what you’re doing, really, just that you want to explore. Sex with your husband is wash, rinse, repeat, and you want to see if Joel can do all those things you thought he could; if he’ll let you be needy and desperate and maybe a little domineering. 

The outline of his cock sits right underneath you where you straddle him, and you give one curious roll of your hips. It feels good. He bares his teeth as you grind down. “Goddamn, you’re sexy.”

It feels good, pressing yourself against him like this, like he’s all for you to use how you please, but you want him naked. If this is the only time, you want him naked, inside of you, all of him, so you unbuckle his belt and unzip his jeans. He sits up and pulls you even closer, pressing sloppy kisses against your lips. 

“Let me get it, baby,” he says against your mouth. “These damn boots are a pain in the ass. Go get comfortable for me.”

You really like when he calls you baby.

He doesn’t let you go immediately, too busy kissing you and massaging your tits in his big hands, but eventually he rolls you over on your back. “Get up there,” he orders, pointing to the pillows. You waste no time obeying. 

He’s right—those work boots don’t come off easy—but eventually he’s pulling off his jeans and you’re biting your lip at his thick, strong thighs and chest hair, drooling over the hair that trails down his soft belly into the dark thatch of curls.

You expect his cock to be big—you don’t know why, you just do—and you’re pleased to see that you’re right. It’s gorgeous, too, leaking precome as he grabs the base and pumps himself while he stares at your body. There’s something so primal about his expression, like he’s a wolf that’s come upon the loneliest little deer.

“Show me how you like it,” he says, crawling up between your legs and kneeling. Your breath hitches at his implication—you don’t even remember the last time you touched yourself in front of someone else. He picks up on your hesitation. “You don’t need to be shy around me, baby. Been thinkin’ about this for a long time.”

Your lips part in surprise, and your legs follow suit. “How long?” 

“You touch yourself and I’ll tell you,” he says. Your fingers glide down to your pussy and he gives you a satisfied hum. “Good girl. Relax for me.”

Your head reclines, eyes closing as you dip your fingers between your slick, puffy lips and rub circles around your swollen clit. “That’s it,” he murmurs. 

“Tell me,” you demand. His encouragement makes you brave. “Tell me how long.”

“That night we stayed late paintin’ that set. Wanted to make you scream my name instead,” he admits. Your eyes fly open at the sounds of his tugging on his cock in earnest, soft slaps of skin filling the room. For the first time in what has to be years, the only thought in your head is this feeling and the way Joel’s lip is curled, his eyes not sure where to rest.

“Joel,” you sigh, and he grits his teeth. 

“Let me taste you,” he says, stroking himself slowly.

“Oh,” you say. “You don’t have to do that. I know that’s not…I know men don’t really like that.”

Joel stops, frowning, and he’s quiet for just long enough that you start to squirm. You’d said something wrong already, embarrassed yourself already. You pull your hand away from yourself, waiting for him to tell you this was a bad idea after all. 

He sets his hands on your knees and rubs his thumbs back and forth, face softening. You still can’t read his face. 

“Why would you think something like that?” He asks quietly. 

“Well…I mean, that’s what Rob said,” you tell him, stomach churning at having to mention his name at all. “He said…he said that no one really wants to do that.”

Joel’s jaw ticks. “Sounds like he don’t wanna do that to me,” Joel says. “Because let me tell you what I want, all right? All I want is to bury my face in that perfect little pussy. Wanna make you come all over my tongue. And then I wanna make you come again, and again, and again all over my cock. You gonna let me do that, Miss Honey?” 

He inches down your thighs with each whispered word, lips brushing against your skin until his face is level with your cunt, clenching around nothing. “Hm?” He prompts. 

“Yes,” you whimper. “Yes, please do that.”

Joel chuckles, cupping your ass with his big hands and squeezing as he slides his thumbs up and down the sides of your lips and pulls gently, opening you up and sighing as he just looks at you. 

Your legs shake, cheeks burning—you don’t think anyone has ever been this close to you, not even when you had Casey. You swallow all the insecure questions dancing on the tip of your tongue—is it okay, do I look good, do you like it? 

“Shh,” he murmurs, squeezing with his thumbs, the pressure sending shockwaves through your body. “Just feel it.”

Warm saliva dribbles from his mouth onto your pussy and you writhe at the obscenity of it. “I’m gonna make you come,” he warns. 

His tongue, soft and wet, licks at your clit, zoning in on just the right amount of speed and pressure, and he barely comes up for air. Your hands find their way to his curls and he moans at the little tug, louder when you pull. 

It’s never been like this; the bedsheets are drenched, and you’re not sure if it’s your arousal or his saliva, or vulgar mixture of both. 

One thick finger circles your entrance, and you gasp as he slips inside. “Fuck,” he grunts. “You feel so fucking good.”

But it’s nothing compared to the way he feels. 

You can’t help it—you bear down, fucking yourself against him, and all you can hear are his grunts and the squelch of him pushing in and out and in again, until he adds a second finger. Some thin, reedy noise comes straight from your chest as he curls his fingers up and toward himself, sending pleasant tingles from your cunt all the way to the tips of your fingers. 

You’ve never been able to reach this far yourself. 

“Joel,” you whimper. He doesn’t answer, too busy latching his plump lips around your clit and sucking. You can feel your body tense up, muscles clenching as he holds you in place with his unoccupied arm. 

“I’m gonna—I’m gonna—”

Your moans come out all high and breathy, with star showers in your peripheral vision and hips bucking against him as he tries to hold you down. He’s traded his fingers for his tongue, lewd groans vibrating against your cunt. Your slick release drips onto him, and he spends a moment with his forehead pressed to your mound, kissing your pussy in a beautifully reverent way. 

You come back down to Earth still panting to find him hovering over you with slick lips and lust-blown eyes. He smiles at you, peppering kisses on your forehead and eyelids before he presses his lips to yours. 

You expect him to push his cock inside of you now, take his pleasure after giving you yours, but he doesn’t. “How do you want my cock, honey?” He asks. 

Oh. 

That’s a question Rob stopped asking years ago. 

You swallow harshly—you know exactly what you want. You shouldn’t, maybe. You should want to see him for your first time, should offer to suck his cock before—God knows you’d love to get your mouth around it—but that’s not what you want. What you want is for him to pound you so hard you’ll have trouble walking.

“Behind,” you whisper. His mouth slackens, eyelids fluttering with desire. 

“Turn over,” he grunts.

You can feel him looking at you again on your hands and knees, spreading your ass cheeks apart and spitting there, too. He’s so nasty it makes you clench. He says nothing, just grunts and pushes his cock into you with embarrassing ease.

You learn that Joel is noisier than you thought he’d be. You thought he’d be quiet, with a grunt here or there, but you’re wrong. He matches your noise level, hissing and moaning as he slams into you from behind. 

“Perfect—little—pussy-”

He praises you, calls you a good girl every time you grind back to meet his hips. The room smells like sweat and sex, and in the back of your mind, you think you might have to send Cindy Malone a thank you card. 

“Arch that back for me, sweetheart, that’s it—just—like—that—”

He hits something deep inside of you, encourages you with his fingers curled around your thighs, pulling you against him. Your second orgasm takes you by surprise, gentler than the first but just as pleasurable, and his grunts as your throb around him are drowned out by the blood rushing in your ears. It’s like being underwater.

Your legs are shaking, and Joel notices, murmuring, “On your tummy, baby.” 

You like when he tells you what to do. 

He spreads your legs a little further, draping himself over you and holding himself up with his forearms. His face is buried in your neck, grunting and sweating and whispering your name. 

“Where do you want me, baby?”

You’re both old enough to know better, and it doesn’t stop you. Disconnecting from him now is not an option. “Inside,” you sigh. 

He comes with a long growl, biting your shoulder and grinding deep, deep inside of you, pumping you so full of himself you can feel it start to leak out halfway through. It’s like he’s trying to get you pregnant, trying to make sure it takes, and even though you know that’s not in the cards or even appropriate to think about, something about it sends a thrill of need up your spine. 

It takes a moment for everything to go still, for Joel to stop running his tongue over the teeth marks he’d imprinted earlier. He doesn’t move immediately, just stays inside of you until it’s too much. You can feel him pouring out of you as he does, cooling rapidly between your legs. 

He rolls you over, still panting. “You okay?” He asks, and you nod. “Hang on. Be right back.”

Joel leaves you on the bed, naked and dripping, and you don’t know what to do with yourself. He comes back quickly with a washcloth and cleans you, gentle and warm between your legs. He discards on the floor and wraps his arms around you. Neither of you speak. 

Emotions bubble in your gut, guilt and relief and freedom and anger all swirling around inside you. Tears prick the corners of your eyes and you let out a long, loud sob. 

Joel doesn’t stiffen, he doesn’t let go—he holds tighter, says nothing. He kisses your shoulder and rocks you back and forth, and it just makes you cry harder. You don’t know the last time someone held you like some delicate thing deserving of comfort, and it makes your chest tight and your stomach ache. 

You sob and sob and sob; everything breaks, finally, years of frustration and restlessness and unworthiness at the hands of the father of your child, swaddled tight in the arms of a man who has waited. “Joel,” you choke out. 

“Yeah?” He asks softly. 

“I don’t want to use you.”

“I know.” He nuzzles your shoulder, waiting for you to finish. 

“But I can’t—I can’t just jump into something. I don’t even know what I’m supposed to do now. I don’t know if I can be what you would want, or need, and I’m so scared. I’m so fucking scared—”

Joel shushes you, gently; not interrupting, just calming your spiraling thoughts.

“I’ll be anything you want me to be,” he says. “I got nothin’ but time. You’ll get through it, and I’ll be right here. Whatever you need.”

You look at him, lips parted. Is he serious? 

“You have enough going on. I can’t ask you to do that,” you say. You felt bad enough for asking him to drive this weekend. 

“Didn’t say you had to ask. I got you. I got Casey, too. S’gonna be fine. You’re amazing, baby. Too bad that sorry motherfucker can’t see it. You let me know what you need,” he says. 

“But—”

“Honey,” he says, kissing your forehead. “Miss Honey, sweetheart, I been waitin’ for you for a long time, and that’s just how it is. I don’t expect nothin’ from you, but I’ll be here regardless. You understand?”

His eyes are wide, sincerer than you’ve ever seen him. 

“What if you don’t really like me? Rob didn’t really like me,” you whisper, your worst fear slipping out and hanging in the air. 

“His loss. I like you just fine. I—” 

He stops, and you thank God he does. It’s too delicate right now. You believe him, you might even feel the same, but you can’t do it right now. 

“Let me help you,” he says quietly. 

Help. 

It was a new concept after doing everything on your own for the last fourteen years.

“Okay,” you whisper. “Okay, Joel Miller. On one condition.”

“What’s that?”

“You let me listen to that CD.”

He nuzzles you. “Hope you like Careless Whisper, darlin’.”

You’ll have to face everything in the cold light of day. You’ll have to tell Casey as much as is age appropriate. You’ll have to find a lawyer, a new place to live, a job. You’ll have to explain to your family that, yes, they were right all along. But for now it’s still dark, and Joel’s still nuzzling the back of your neck, and you smell like him, like leather and wood chips. 

And you are safe.

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Walk in the Park

Little Dieter drabble for the @dieterbravobrainrotclub ❤️ Thank you @sweetenerobert & @jay-zzle for giving this a look over 🥰

Pairing: Dieter & GN!Reader

Warning: Cussing

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“Fuck!”

You startle, shooting up from the bench you decided to rest at, as a man stumbles out of the bushes.

“Are you real?!” He asks panicked, scrubbing his hands along the sides of his face, twigs and leaves scattered throughout his dark messy curls, eyes hidden behind alien eye-shaped sunglasses you’ve seen at a local party store.

Great, a deranged stranger. He looks familiar but you can’t quite place him, gripping the mace on your keychain tighter. Wary of his presence.

“I just—“ he says, taking a deep breath and leaning over. Palms against his thighs as he exhales slowly, “I’m all mixed up out here. A friend of mine suggested doing shrooms and taking a walk, to get to know nature, all that bullshit. Horrible idea. Ever seen a frog up close and personal? Scary, unpredictable fuckers. Lead me astray hours ago.”

You couldn’t help but feel sympathetic for the man, having had your share of similar shrooms trips.

“Feeling okay?” You ask, deciding to take the kind route, and sitting back down. The man is dressed in soft pj pants, a threadbare shirt, crocs, and a bathrobe. Interesting choice for a trip to the park but you’ve seen worse.

“I think I’m finally coming down,” The man shrugs, “My name’s Dieter by the way,” he adds, extending his hand for you to shake.

“Nice to meet you, Dieter,” you say, grabbing his clammy hand, giving a small shake, and sharing your name.

“Do you mind if I sit?” Dieter asks, pointing at the spot next to you.

“Go right on ahead,” you nod towards the bench.

You begin making small talk, sharing bits and pieces about each other’s lives. You learn he’s an actor, which is why he looked so familiar. Award-winning actor Dieter Bravo, the trainwreck that he is. The bathrobe should have been your tip, can’t even begin to count the number of times you’d seen that featured on all the covers of gossip magazines.

“Okay, now let’s get to the hard-hitting questions,” Dieter says, clapping his hands together, the alien glasses sliding down his aquiline nose, “Do you believe in love at first sight?”

“Negative.”

“What about soulmates?”

“Not sure yet,” you laugh, shrugging, “Never found anyone worth my time.”

“That so?” Dieter asks, eyebrows peaking above the frame of his unique sunglasses.

“What is with those ridiculous sunglasses?” you ask, unable to contain a laugh, “I cannot take you seriously. You’re supposed to be some award-winning actor, yet you’re literally wearing pajamas and costume store sunglasses shaped like alien-eyes.”

“Inspiration, my dear,” Dieter smirks, “Inspiration.”

“Inspiration?”

“Of course! It’s for my next role, I’m a scientist on the search for answers of another life form.”

“So what?” You laugh, “You take shrooms, slap on some alien glasses, take a stroll through the park, and think you’re going to find your character?”

“Next question,” Dieter says, ignoring you, “Do you believe in aliens?”

“Of course.”

“Last question,” Dieter giggles, “Wanna have sex with me?”

You sit back, biting your cheek, looking at him. The patchy scruff on his face, his nose, his hair still scattered with leaves, and the earring dangling off his earlobe.

“Take the glasses off.”

He huffs but removes them, letting you get a good look at his face without anything obstructing your view. You look at those dark orbs, pupils still a little dilated, shaking your head.

“Maybe next time” you smirk, getting up and walking away.

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Well this is pretty cool! Never expected to have 100 people care enough to follow so they can be able to see what I write or share. Thanks for the follows! Also, be on the look out! Got a new story dropping tomorrow 😊

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Walk in the Park

Little Dieter drabble for the @dieterbravobrainrotclub ❤️ Thank you @sweetenerobert & @jay-zzle for giving this a look over 🥰

Pairing: Dieter & GN!Reader

Warning: Cussing

Masterlist

Divider by @saradika-graphics

“Fuck!”

You startle, shooting up from the bench you decided to rest at, as a man stumbles out of the bushes.

“Are you real?!” He asks panicked, scrubbing his hands along the sides of his face, twigs and leaves scattered throughout his dark messy curls, eyes hidden behind alien eye-shaped sunglasses you’ve seen at a local party store.

Great, a deranged stranger. He looks familiar but you can’t quite place him, gripping the mace on your keychain tighter. Wary of his presence.

“I just—“ he says, taking a deep breath and leaning over. Palms against his thighs as he exhales slowly, “I’m all mixed up out here. A friend of mine suggested doing shrooms and taking a walk, to get to know nature, all that bullshit. Horrible idea. Ever seen a frog up close and personal? Scary, unpredictable fuckers. Lead me astray hours ago.”

You couldn’t help but feel sympathetic for the man, having had your share of similar shrooms trips.

“Feeling okay?” You ask, deciding to take the kind route, and sitting back down. The man is dressed in soft pj pants, a threadbare shirt, crocs, and a bathrobe. Interesting choice for a trip to the park but you’ve seen worse.

“I think I’m finally coming down,” The man shrugs, “My name’s Dieter by the way,” he adds, extending his hand for you to shake.

“Nice to meet you, Dieter,” you say, grabbing his clammy hand, giving a small shake, and sharing your name.

“Do you mind if I sit?” Dieter asks, pointing at the spot next to you.

“Go right on ahead,” you nod towards the bench.

You begin making small talk, sharing bits and pieces about each other’s lives. You learn he’s an actor, which is why he looked so familiar. Award-winning actor Dieter Bravo, the trainwreck that he is. The bathrobe should have been your tip, can’t even begin to count the number of times you’d seen that featured on all the covers of gossip magazines.

“Okay, now let’s get to the hard-hitting questions,” Dieter says, clapping his hands together, the alien glasses sliding down his aquiline nose, “Do you believe in love at first sight?”

“Negative.”

“What about soulmates?”

“Not sure yet,” you laugh, shrugging, “Never found anyone worth my time.”

“That so?” Dieter asks, eyebrows peaking above the frame of his unique sunglasses.

“What is with those ridiculous sunglasses?” you ask, unable to contain a laugh, “I cannot take you seriously. You’re supposed to be some award-winning actor, yet you’re literally wearing pajamas and costume store sunglasses shaped like alien-eyes.”

“Inspiration, my dear,” Dieter smirks, “Inspiration.”

“Inspiration?”

“Of course! It’s for my next role, I’m a scientist on the search for answers of another life form.”

“So what?” You laugh, “You take shrooms, slap on some alien glasses, take a stroll through the park, and think you’re going to find your character?”

“Next question,” Dieter says, ignoring you, “Do you believe in aliens?”

“Of course.”

“Last question,” Dieter giggles, “Wanna have sex with me?”

You sit back, biting your cheek, looking at him. The patchy scruff on his face, his nose, his hair still scattered with leaves, and the earring dangling off his earlobe.

“Take the glasses off.”

He huffs but removes them, letting you get a good look at his face without anything obstructing your view. You look at those dark orbs, pupils still a little dilated, shaking your head.

“Maybe next time” you smirk, getting up and walking away.

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Aw, Im glad you enjoyed it! 😍 I’m in love with this little blended family so much!

Between Us

Pairing: Frankie Morales x F!Reader

Summary: You and Frankie are dating but keeping it a secret from your daughters.

Warnings/Tags: 18+ MDNI! Go on, get! Kissing, fluff, secret relationship, time skipping, smut, oral(f and m receiving), unprotected PinV(don’t do this, make smart choices), cream pie, anything I left out let me know!

A/N: HAPPY FRANKIE FRIDAY!!! This is part 2 of Paint With Me but can be read as a stand alone! Thank you @noxturnalpascal and @beefrobeefcal for giving this a look over for me ❤️ Thank you @jay-zzle for giving this a read as well and the moodboard 😍

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“Fuck, right there,” you groan into Frankie’s pillow, gripping the wrist that’s holding him above you. His other arm wrapped around your shoulder, grabbing your breast while he pulls you back against his cock again, your ass meeting his hips in a steady rhythm.

“Oh fuck,” he quietly grunts into the side of your neck, feeling your walls sucking him in, “Feel so fucking good baby.”

It’s been four months since you and Frankie had that conversation in the painting class you attended with your daughters. Four months of sneaking around so that the girls don’t catch on to their parents dating each other. In front of the girls, you and Frankie are just good friends but behind closed doors, it’s a completely different story.

“Frankie,” you whimper, trying to stifle your moans, you can feel the warmth simmering in your lower belly, so close to tipping over the edge, “I’m gonna come.”

“Yeah, baby?” Frankie whispers into your neck, teeth grazing your pulse point, causing goosebumps to erupt across your skin, open-mouthed kisses placed along your shoulders as he feels your walls beginning to flutter around him. “Wanna feel you come on my cock.”

Your grip around his wrist tightens as his hand grabs your jaw to tilt your head to the side. He captures your mouth in a kiss, your tongues massaging each other. His thrusts start to get quicker and you can tell he’s getting close too.

“Fuck,” Frankie whimpers into the crook of your neck, “I’m not gonna last much longer.”

“Daddy?” You hear a wobbly voice say on the other side of the door and you both freeze. “Daddy, I had a nightmare.”

“Shit,” Frankie huffs into your neck, “Okay, be right there baby!” He hollers at the door.

You both hear the door handle turning and the door creaking open.

“Missy!” Frankie panics, “Don’t. I’ll be right there. Just give me a second.”

“Why?” Missy asks, trying to peek through the crack in the door. Frankie pulls the covers up onto his shoulders higher, blocking the door's view of you under him.

“I’m naked, Missy. That’s why!”

“Ew!” Missy shouts, running back to her room.

“Dad duty,” Frankie grumbles, pulling out and searching for his boxers, “I’ll be right back.”

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“Nora!” You shout from the front door, trying to get your shoes on, “Come on! We’re gonna be late!”

“I need socks!” She hollers.

“There’s a clean basket of clothes in the laundry room,” you shout back.

“Mom,” Nora says, approaching the living room, “Why is there boy underwear in the laundry?” She asks, holding up a pair of Frankie’s boxers from the last time he stayed the night. Shit.

“Uhmm…” you start, trying to think of a quick excuse, “My friend had an accident and asked for my help.”

“What kind of accident?” Nora asked, scrunching up her nose.

“Just an accident, Nora,” you huff, getting your jacket on, “Now get your shoes and jacket on so we can go!”

Nora dropped the subject, thankfully, putting her shoes on and both of you were out the door. On the drive to Paint with Me you kept looking in the rearview mirror, you could see the wheels turning in your daughter's head about what had happened back at the house but still, she kept quiet.

“Hey!” Frankie greeted you with a warm smile, as you walked in the door to Miss Janice’s weekly art class. “Missy’s at our usual table,” Frankie said to Nora, pointing in Missy’s direction.

“Here!” Nora said, wrestling off her jacket, chucking it at you, and running to the table where Missy was. The girls are beaming with smiles at each other, hugging as if they hadn’t just seen each other a day ago when you all met up at the park for them to play.

“We might have a problem,” you say low enough for only Frankie to hear, hanging Nora’s jacket up on a hook and sliding your own off. He cocked his head to the side with a confused look, “Nora found your boxers in our laundry,” you whisper, hanging your jacket with hers.

“Oh,” Frankie says, eyebrows shooting up his forehead. “Uhm, how- how did that go?”

“Told her that my friend had an accident and he asked me for help.”

“Accident, huh?” Frankie grinned quietly adding, “We’ve been together for six months now, you know I’m potty trained.”

You both laugh, as you make your way to the table to sit with Nora and Missy. The girls are whispering to each other as you both sit down.

“What are you two gossiping about, huh?” Frankie asks, giving Missy’s side a small squeeze. Missy lets out a giggle.

“We think she has a boyfriend!” Nora says, pointing at you.

“What? Me?!” You ask, pointing to yourself.

“Yeah,” Nora says, “Why else would you have boy underwear in the laundry?”

“Is he cute? Is he nice? Wait, Is he rich?” Missy asks quickly. You can’t help but laugh shaking your head.

“Missy,” Frankie laughs, “Leave her alone.”

“What?” Missy asks, shrugging her shoulders, “It’s just a couple of questions.”

“Sorry to disappoint,” you say, “No boyfriend for me.”

Frankie places his hand over his mouth covering that knowing smirk.

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“I can’t wait til they get here!” Nora says, vibrating with excitement staring out the front window.

Frankie and Missy should be arriving any minute with the pizzas. Nora wanted to have a sleepover, so you figured why not have Missy over and invite Frankie to join for pizza and some movies for a little bit. He offered to pick the pizzas up on his way over.

“They’re here!” Nora shrieks, running to the front door and swinging it open causing it to smack against the wall.

“Damn it, Nora,” you grumble, watching her run to Frankie’s truck and opening the door for Missy to jump out. The girls are excitedly jabbering in the driveway while Frankie is trying to hold onto the pizzas and ushering them inside.

“Mom said we can camp in the living room tonight and fall asleep watching movies!” Nora says excitedly, “I bet you I’ll stay awake longer than you!”

“Whatever,” Missy says, “I’ll be the one up the longest!”

You and Frankie share a look both knowing that neither one will be up past 10. Frankie goes to the kitchen and sets the pizzas on the counter.

“Get the good stuff?” You hum, rubbing your hand across his lower back.

“Pepperoni and black olives?” He asks, opening the box and moving to show you, “Why yes, yes I did.”

“Gross!” The girls say in unison.

“No worries,” Frankie said, “I got a plain pepperoni and plain cheese for you two to destroy!”

“Yay!” They both yelled from the living room. You got plates down from the cupboard, getting slices of pizza set on each one.

“You guys get a movie picked out?” You ask, grabbing the plates meant for you and Frankie, while he holds the two for the girls.

“Uhmm…” Nora hesitates, looking at you while standing in the middle of the living room arranging blankets. “We got distracted by making our floor mattress.”

“Well,” Frankie says, observing the mess of blankets while setting the plates on the coffee table, “I’ll work on this and you guys pick out a movie.”

Frankie made their pallets on the floor, while the girls rummaged the shelf picking out movies to watch. Each picked out 5, playing rock paper scissors to see who got the first pick.

“Yes!” Nora shouted, raising her arms in victory, “Monsters vs. Aliens first!” 

You pop the DVD in while the girls get comfy on the makeshift beds Frankie made for them, both of them diving into their pizza slices. You plop on the other end of the couch, away from Frankie. He gives you a puzzled look as you bite into your pizza and nod your head towards the girls.

“Ahh,” he sighs out, “Gotcha.”

As the night goes on, you notice both girls yawning more frequently and Frankie inching across the couch to get closer to you. By the end of the third movie, both girls are passed out and Frankie’s arm is behind you on the back of the couch.

“Looks like they’re both asleep,” Frankie whispers in your ear. You turn to look at him with a small smile.

“Appears so,” you say, slowly standing up and quietly making your way to their pallet on the floor. You look at both girls, hearing their soft snores as you pull their blankets up to their shoulders.

Frankie stands, smiling, watching you care for his daughter. It’s been nine months of this sneaking around, meeting up when Nora’s at her dad’s and he can find a sitter, or you coming over while Missy’s asleep, making random play dates just so you have an excuse to see each other. I love yous have been shared, talks about one day all living under one roof together have happened, Frankie’s getting tired of keeping it a secret and hopes you are too. You follow him out of the living room, satisfied the girls are comfortable.

“Hey,” he whispers, grabbing your hips and pulling you against him. You can feel his half-hard member through the denim of his jeans against your thigh.

“Hey,” you whisper back, a smile gracing your lips, “Ya know, you don’t have to leave right away.”

“Yeah?” 

“Yeah,” you reply, pulling away and grabbing his hand, coaxing him to your bedroom. Crossing the threshold of your room, you close the door behind you, locking it as you lightly push Frankie towards your bed, while he kicks his shoes off. The back of his legs hit against the mattress, pushing against his broad chest, he sits down, hands traveling to the nape of his neck playing with the soft strands there.

“Missed you,” you breathe against his mouth, kissing the corner of his lips, trailing your lips along the expanse of his throat. Frankie lets out a soft groan when you gently bite down, running your fingers up his scalp, giggling when you knock his hat off. His hands come to your sides, rubbing his palms against your soft skin while peeling off your shirt. He grabs the back of your neck and pulls you into a bruising kiss, licking into your mouth with fervor, arousal pooling in your panties.

“Missed you too,” he says, forehead pressed against yours. You start to push his shirt up, pulling it off the rest of the way, chucking it to the floor next to yours. Your fingers travel the expanse of his chest and he lets out a quiet hiss when you put more pressure on his nipples, fingers making their way over his soft belly to the trail of hair peeking out from his jeans. You’ve done this dance plenty of times; you remove his belt and undo his jeans like a pro, Frankie lifts his hips so you can slide his jeans and boxers off. His shaft slaps against his stomach while you sink to your knees, your head resting against his thigh, admiring his beautiful cock. You wrap your hand around him - your fingers unable to touch together - and give him an experimental tug, watching as a bead of pre-come escapes the flushed tip.

“Frankie,” you sigh, “You’re perfect.”

Frankie smirks, running his fingers through your hair. Your mouth engulfs his tip, tongue swirling around it as he lets out a moan.

“Fuck,” Frankie hisses, as you take more of his length into your mouth, hollowing your cheeks, looking up at him. Those deep brown irises are blown black with lust as he watches you bob your head along his length, twisting your hand around the base of his cock in tandem. “Stop.”

Your head lifts off of him with a soft pop, he grins, motioning for you to stand, grabbing your ass, and pulling you towards him.

“Don’t wanna come down your throat baby,” he says, kissing along your collarbone, traveling to the tops of your breasts. He reaches behind you to undo your bra, letting the straps fall from your shoulders, and your bra slides onto the floor.

“Mmmm,” he hums, massaging your tits, pulling a nipple into his mouth and sucking sharply. You feel his wiry whiskers scrape along your skin and you let out a breathy whine.

“Frankie,” you whisper, your fingers running through his chocolate curls. He trails his lips down your rib cage, leaving goosebumps across your skin. He pushes your leggings and underwear down, fingers coming up to feel the arousal between your folds.

“So wet, hermosa,” Frankie purrs, grabbing your knee and bringing it against his thigh, shifting your body so you’re lying beneath him further up in bed. His cock rubbing against your folds as he sucks the skin of your neck into his mouth. “Wanna taste you, baby.”

You moan as Frankie makes his descent to your core, wide palms against your thighs pushing you open a little more for him, placing your legs on either side of his broad shoulders. He kisses and nips at your inner thighs, parting your lips to look at your glistening sex, and lets out a hum of approval before dipping down, flicking his tongue against your clit. You let out a shaky breath as he begins lapping at your folds like a man who hasn’t seen a meal in days, sucking your bundle of nerves into his mouth and swirling his tongue.

“F-fingers,” you manage to stutter out. Frankie begins tracing the tip of his finger against your entrance before slowly pushing in, massaging your inner walls, “Mm- more,” you whine and in response he hums, sinking a second digit along with the first.

“Oh god, Frankie,” you moan, raking your fingers through his hair, “Don’t you dare fucking stop.”

Frankie lets out a moan as you tug on his hair, rocking your hips against his face, feeling his knuckles massaging that sweet spot. Your legs begin to shake, skin heating, walls contracting, feeling your climax approaching.

“Frankie,” you whine, dissolving into pleasure, your orgasm overtaking you.

“So fucking good,” Frankie grins, your release covering his mustache and chin. You bring his face to yours, kissing him with a carnal desire, tasting yourself on his tongue. “Messy too,” he laughs, as you wrap your legs around him.

“Fuck me,” you whine, “Frankie, please. I need you to fu-“

He pushes into you in one quick thrust, splitting you open, and you let out a loud moan. Frankie quickly covers your mouth, fearful the girls will wake up.

“Gotta be quiet, cariño,” Frankie hums with a grin etched on his face, slowly pulling out, groaning when he looks down at his cock covered in your juices. “Fuck.”

You whimper against his hand as he pushes back into your warmth, setting a languid pace. Nails digging into the muscles of his back, hearing the squelch of your pussy as he rocks into you.

“Fuck, baby,” Frankie grunts, smacking his hands against the mattress by your head, snapping his hips into you at a desperate pace. Your nails bite into his skin harder, crescent moons to be left behind as a reminder of you. “God damn it, I fucking love you.”

“I love you too,” you pant into his mouth, feeling that tingle at the bottom of your spine starting to flourish. He devours your mouth, swallowing your moans as you reach your peak once again, white-hot electricity flowing through every limb of your body. Frankie’s hips stutter as his warm release paints your walls, your name escaping his lips as he comes.

Frankie slumps against you, face in the crook of your neck attempting to catch his breath as your fingers trail along his back, tracing small patterns into his skin. He pops his head up, looking at you, brushing stray strands of hair away from your face, kissing your forehead, cheeks, chin, and lips. He moves off of you and lays at your side with a sigh, pulling you into him.

“You should probably leave,” you pout sleepily, “I don’t,” yawn, “-don’t want the girls finding you here in the morning.”

“Just a few more minutes like this,” Frankie hums, pulling you against him tighter. 

Sleep overtakes both of you before you know it.

You wake to the sounds of Nora and Missy playing in the living room. Your eyes snap open. Shit, you fell asleep. Frankie fell asleep, here. At your house, with the girls just down the hall.

“Frankie,” you hiss shoving against him, “You fell asleep here!”

Frankie wakes startled, looking around your room trying to put the pieces together in his sleep-addled brain.

“Fuck,” he groans, rubbing his eyes as you move getting dressed, “What do we do?”

“Uhh…” you say, looking around trying to think of the best possible option. Window. The fucking window. “Window.”

“Window?” Frankie asks with a puzzled expression on his face.

“Window. Climb out, pretend you just got here to pick Missy up.”

“What am I fucking sixteen?” Frankie laughs, standing up to stretch his back.

“Frankie,” you plead, “I don’t know what else to do here. This is not how they should find out.”

“Window it is,” Frankie says, getting himself dressed while you work on quietly opening the window. Frankie approaches you from behind, wrapping his arms around you.

“Even though I wasn’t supposed to stay, I’m glad we had our own slumber party,” he whispers against your temple.

“Me too,” you grin, matching the smile on his face when you turn around, wrapping your arms around his neck, planting a firm kiss against his lips. “Now shoo before we get caught.”

Frankie climbs through the window, landing softly on the ground.

“I wanna tell the girls,” Frankie says abruptly, looking up at you, hope dancing around within those Hershey orbs.

“Really?”

“Yeah,” Frankie sighs out your name, “I love you and I wanna tell them. I think it’s time.”

“Okay,” you say softly, leaning your head out the window to give him one more kiss before you return to pretending he didn’t stay here the whole night, “I love you too.”

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It’s been four weeks since Frankie snuck out of your room like a teenager trying not to get caught by your parents. You both had a long discussion about finally telling the girls about you two being together, what could change, how they’d react to the news, and every possibility you could think of. Frankie seemed confident that they would take the news just fine. Missy liked you, Nora liked him, and they were best friends. Just means they get to see each other even more, Frankie had said with a laugh.

You pulled up to the local Cherry Berry, one of the girls’ favorite places. No holds bar on toppings, Frankie told them both to go wild. You find a somewhat secluded table for this discussion, in case the worst happens. The girls come over with their massive piles of ice cream and toppings sitting next to each other like always. Frankie takes the seat beside you, digging into his ice cream as soon as he sits down. The girls begin chattering away about stuff that’s been happening at school, their teachers, wondering what the next thing they’ll paint in class is when Frankie clears his throat.

“So,” he begins, twiddling his spoon, “We wanted to talk to you guys about something.”

The girls look between the two of you, waiting for one of you to say something.

“We’ve been dating,” you explain looking at each of them, “Each other,” you add, motioning between yourself and Frankie.

“Yeah,” Frankie adds, “We just wanted to be honest with you and let you know. We don’t want to keep it a secret anymore.”

Nora and Missy look at each other and then back at you and Frankie. Nora starts to giggle and Missy soon joins her. Both of them are laughing like hyenas. You and Frankie share a look before glancing towards the girls again.

“We know,” Nora says once her giggles die down. Missy nodded her head at Nora’s words.

“What?” You and Frankie ask in unison, flabbergasted they would have caught on. You’ve both been so careful with how you are around each other.

“Yep,” Nora nods, “Remember the sleepover where Frankie came to pick Missy up and didn’t have his hat?”

You nod, processing the words your daughter is saying.

“I found his hat,” she says, holding in her laughter, “Under your bed.”

“Oh,” you say, stunned, looking towards Frankie who shrugs his shoulders.

“And I’ve seen that shirt in my dad’s room,” Missy says pointing at your chest, “And his room smells a lot better now too, kinda like vanilla, like you!” she exclaims.

You stifle your laugh, shaking your head.

“Well I’ll be damned,” Frankie mutters, “Got ourselves Starsky and Hutch over here.” 

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