On The Moral Alignment Scale This Falls Under Chaotic-good And I Love It.

on the moral alignment scale this falls under chaotic-good and I love it.

Creepypasta As My Favorite Helluva Boss Quotes

Jeff: oh sit on a dick, Ben

Ben: YOU SIT… sit on a.. uh.. DO YOUR JOB

Tim: WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE

Tim: they wanted us to kill an actual child?

Brian: that’s what they’re saying

Tim: well Christ on a stick I guess there is a god

Ben: yeah your fire doesn’t really hurt us but I can fake it if that’ll get your dick hard

Jeff: but if you ever pull a stunt like this again I will fuck you and your husband

Brian: WE’RE GOING TO LOOLOO LAND

Toby: LooLoo Land?

Lyra: LooLoo Land?!

Brian: LOOLOO LAND!

Tim: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Brian, when he can’t find Toby: WHERES MY BABY

Jeff: conversation leads to hpv

Jeff: oh so you’re stupid, i can work with stupid, Daddy likey dummy

Liu: they are seen as kooks. Kooks. What a silly word

Jeff, to Jane: well how was I supposed to know you know how to spell? I’ve never seen you read

Liu: if we can’t even hire a cheerful receptionist how will people trust us to massacre and mutilate their enemies?

Tim: what the fuck am I supposed to tell Brian?!

Toby: well he seems to like you, sir

Tim: okay my dick is good but it is not that good, Toby

Jeff: he just kept going on and on about how he has money now, and a bright future, and a bigger cock

Toby: wait what

Jeff: what kind of shit has Toby been spreading about me? I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU, TOBY, DONT YOU FUCKING TEST ME

Brian: I need to get out to my son. The babysitter will kill me if I don’t get back soon

Toby: secondly I don’t know anyone of any sexuality who would enjoy this

Jeff, from the other room: ha there’s dicks in the walls. Oh that’s fucking hilarious

Jeff: good to know we both have daddy issues, Tobes

Dang, Toby's really a fan favorite pasta… also, should I do more CRP fan art?

Darkalt vs. Goth

You might have noticed, you might not, but I use the term "darkalt" a lot in my tags when I post or reblog fashion and aesthetics here, and you might be wondering what exactly that means and how it differs from the word "goth", so I thought I'd give some quick definitions!

Darkalt is a term that, when simply broken down, means "Dark Alternative". It's a word that encompasses anything that has dark themes or imagery, and lies outside of mainstream culture. Macabre clothing, spooky decor, and all things a little morbid. Many subcultures and styles and aesthetics fall under this umbrella, but you don't necessarily have to be in any specific subculture to use the term. It's for all who appreciate the dark and strange in life to use.

Goth, on the other hand, is a music-based subculture that began in the 80s, primarily named after the music genre gothic rock, but includes its similar subgenres as well. Dark postpunk, deathrock, darkwave, coldwave, etherealwave, and gothwave are a few of the music subgenres goths listen to. This is what my blog is primarily for.

Many, many goths enjoy darkalt fashion and aesthetics and openly express it, but not every goth does! There is no one specific way to "look goth", as long as you enjoy the music and want to be involved in the community. There are popular styles in the subculture, sure, but the person listening to lebanon hanover in their pink pajamas is just as goth as the person listening to it in fishnets and black leather.

Darkalt is unfortunately an underutilized term that not many people know about, but I think if more people embraced it we could really clear up a lot of confusion and make things a lot easier to navigate online. I hope this post was helpful to someone, and if you've been looking for a new tag to use for your posts, I hope this one works for you ^^

[Helen getting glasses the first time]

Helen, reading the eye chart: E, H, 4, M, potato, smudge, middle finger, smudge, all the rest are smudges.

Natalie and Pup: Oh my god, you drove us here.

Incorrect quotes with Toby😱

(Y/n): Is something burning?

Toby, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

(Y/n): Toby, the toaster is literally on fire.

i think that all my followers may or may not be gals but you never know :)

because i seem to see these for everyone but gay men: