*sobbing Because It's Midnight And I Still Have Homework*

*sobbing because it's midnight and I still have homework*

Me:... Better watch some mystery kids....

Me: *dies and goes to hell*

Satan: Prepare to pay for your sins for all eternity, mortal.

Me: ...Wait before that happens, what kind of devil are you?

Satan: ...what?

Me: you know, are you like the bible Satan, the welcome to hell Satan, or the South Park Satan?

Satan: ... Bruh...

Yesterday was a shit day for me, but you know what changed that? Smol Peridot.

Here's an adorable idea

Ok, get this. Steven and Peridot... Building a pillow fort together...

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Kenny McCormick

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon role: Kenny McCormick

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Kenny McCormick

Looks like they would kill you and would actually kill you:

Kenny McCormick

Kenny's had only two lines in this season so far. It better be leading up too FUCKING SOMETHING.