Kenny Mccormick - Tumblr Posts
When I die, my gravestone will say: No matter where you go, no matter what you do, I will always be here. Some will think it's poetic Others will just KNOW
*violently googles pictures of Kenny and Karen because I am McCormick sibling trash*
Me: *takes a deep breath*
Me: i lo-
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Kenny, we know, you love Kenny so much, he's the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Kenny, we KNOW, you love Kenny you fucking love Kenny ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE KENNY. WE GET IT.
I swear to god, if Karen isn’t in the fractured but whole I will cry
Me: I AM A STONE COLD BITCH WITH A HEART OF STEEL. NOTHING CAN HURT ME.
My friend: *shows me a clip of the episode the poor kid*
Me: .... *violent sobbing*
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Kenny McCormick
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon role: Kenny McCormick
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Kenny McCormick
Looks like they would kill you and would actually kill you:
Kenny McCormick
NO SOUTH PARK I DONT WANT ANOTHER RANDY EPISODE. JUST GIVE A KENNY EPISODE AND NO ONE GETS HURT.
Psychic: *Reads my mind*
My mind: omFG I WANT TO TOUCH KENNYS HAIR IT LOOKS SO FLUFFY
Psychic: *in a high pitched voice* what the fuck? I- I mean *lowers voice* what the FUCK?
*punches a wall* IS IT SO HARD FOR KENNY TO JUST TAKE HIS HOOD OFF AND SAY SOMETHING. PLEASE?
Holy shit, I would LOVE too see Kenny as Mysterion beat the shit out of the PCs
Me when I die in 60 years
Me: Doctor I can't...
Doctor: what's the issue?
Me: Kenny still didn't get an episode ever again, did he?
Doctor: oh lord...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kenny Mccormick?
New season is shit so far... Do you know what would make it better? fuc k IN KENNY MCCORMICK OF COURSE.
The things keeping me alive right now is knowing that there is going to be a mystery kids episode two, Kenny will talk in the second South Park video game, and that Steven will help peridot with her fear of thunderstorms in the next episode
WAIT. FUCKING WAIT. ARE WE HAVING A KENNY MCCORMICK CENTERED EPISODE. WITH KAREN? HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK. THIS IS PERFECT. I NEEDED THIS. PRAISE JESUS.
Oh my god… SMOL PERIDOT AND KENNY MCCORMICK CENTERED EPISODE. My life is complete. Is this really real? Is all of this just a dream? It’s not? OH MY FUCK.
I hate randy because he fucks everything. I want to kill randy now for ruining kenny's job. I won't stop until he dies a slow and painful death.
RANDY CAN YOU PLEASE BACK THE FUCK UP AND NOT RUIN SOMETHING FOR ONCE. I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU LITTLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. YOU ARENT EVEN A MAIN CHARACTER. I HATE THESE LAST TWO SEASONS.
I just realized that Kenny has never had a happy episode. Every time we get an episode focusing on him, he always gets the shot end of the stick. I hate it. Why can't my baby just be happy for once?