Just In Case I Actually Freeze To Death, Here's My Last Will And Testament:

Just in case I actually freeze to death, here's my last will and testament:

Leave me for the cats to feast on. They're always fucking hungry anyways. Might as well become a tv dinner.

Putting some pep in it.

tnx @veone 🖤

How these bitches have been my emotional support band since the very first time I heard their selftiteld album tho..

Impulsive me:

God, I wanna shave my eyebrows again..

My voice of reason:

Bet it'd look great with them dark ass under eye circles of yours, Uncle Fester.

I need a haircut so fucking bad.. It's just long enough to start getting stuck between my asscheeks when I'm nakked. 😆 [tmi again, dumbass] It's honestly ridiculous. I can't live like this.. I constantly intangle myself in it, dip it in my coffee, sit on it, inhale it, get it stuck in every zipper imaginable.. not to mention the fucking brushing of it. 💀 *hiss* [or lack thereof.] Every single week I'm halfway to dreads.. and not good looking ones. More like early P.O.D. three fucked up looking ones in very different sizes.

I can confidently say I've never rejected as many women in my entire life as I've done on this site.

Self-reflection is a virtue.. remember that peeps.