We All Knew I Couldn't Leave 2023 Behind Without Taking At Least One Tumble Down Some Stairs Right..

We all knew I couldn't leave 2023 behind without taking at least one tumble down some stairs right.. 💀 lmfao

For mental health reasons it's gonna be a found family christmas this year..

Random tag game

Thank you so much to @veone and @bloody-soda for tagging me 🖤

Do this uquiz

Do this picrew

Funny thing is a few weeks ago I was talking to someone about how if I were a movie caracter I'd be the guy people would think existed for comedic relief and then I'd just get myself killed immediately.. 💀

I tag: @dreamoftheotherlife @stardrifting @smol-morbid-kit @bnt0 @lilamausmaus @satureja13 @simatomica @gothoffspring @everything-invaded @chaos-and-coffeecups @modmouse @sweetdemolitionlovers @vonvelle and anyone else who wants to do it

[if anyone is confused by the tag my second blog is @thethreedeadkings] 👋💀 Hi..

An adult human heart weighs on average about 8-11 oz..

so how can it possibly feel this fucking heavy?

So.. a couple years back mother dated this republican politician and every single time they'd visited I had to whipe his piss off the toilet seat afterwards.

I feel like there's something to be taken away from that..

like don't vote republican.

Plot twist: No one but my immediate blood relatives calls me by my birth name. Everyone else uses a nickname my then friends gave me way back in like 2nd grade.. and I still use it when introducing myself so apparently it stuck.. lol 💀

🌈 The More You Know ⭐️