The Way That I Would Absolutely Dominate Those Scary Numbers

The way that I would absolutely dominate those scary numbers—

FUCK OFF, SPOOKY 4!!! YOU’RE GOING IN THE BIN!!!

i want to be employed at LUMON INDUSTRIES.

i would locate SCARY NUMBERS and study the EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK. i would eat DEVILED EGGS on the SEVERED FLOOR with my CO-WORKERS. i'll have SUNFLOWER SEEDS every day that are worth ONE VENDING MACHINE TOKEN. i would have a MUSIC DANCE EXPERIENCE every QUARTER. i am also more likely to meet GOATS, RICKEN HALE, KIER EAGAN, HELLY R, and A 3D MODEL OF ADAM SCOTT'S HEAD

i wish i was severed :(

⚠️Major TMA Spoilers⚠️

(Also minor swearing if that bothers anyone)

I feel evil, but I had a thought—

I love the ending of the Magnus Archives, I’m a whore for queer tragedy, but what if Martin didn’t actually die?

Like, by some miracle, Georgie and Melanie find him alive in the rubble, and he barely survives.

His plan is ruined, he’s killed the love of his life and has to live the rest of his life with the consequence of that cold, dark, loneliness. And somehow, on top of everything he’s been through, this new loneliness is so much more painful than being trapped in the literal embodiment of isolation.

He knows that even if he were to die now, it would never be the same. He would have been the one to survive. That whatever happened to Jon, he would never get to know.

And if those who know what they’ve sacrificed flood to thank him for ending the hell of their world, he alone will have to stand and take the praise. Pit in his stomach with the knowledge that the true hero is lost.

Their world is saved, and his world was the price.

And the tragedy of it all would be his alone to bear.

No. I will not stop reblogging them. That’s exactly what the government wants me to do.

They share one brain cell in the entire spiderverse. Different people, same font.

Trust me guys. This is in the next movie. I was in the writing room. (Lie)

I’ll let this all speak for itself.

When you’re friend asks you one question about your hyperfixation and instead of a normal person answer you release a whole ass essay because clearly they need to know about the cinematic impact of the Blair Witch Project if they want to know your favorite horror film (especially if your favorite horror film isn’t the Blair Witch Project)—

((((((((@randomartist2-0 I’m so sorry))))))))

No caption, only guilt

ME LISTENING TO MUSIC AND IMAGINING MY SILLY LITTLE GUYS IN THE SADDEST SITUATIONS POSSIBLE