It Really Is Not Funny And You Should Never Joke About It

It really is not funny and you should never joke about it

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Woke up this morning to a bird running into my window.

(He was fine)

Can you believe I haven’t drawn my favorite Sans until today? I have failed Birdtale and its inhabitants.

me? Spamming you with notes? I would never

Nooo never, it's not like I'm staring at my 70 notifications all from one specific person rn

3309875257 on keyboard in that order

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

Dundundun!

Part four. End of Prelude.

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Bean

(And the gang😊)

Horror adopted Bean after discovering her in a steadily collapsing AU. He was going to put her out of her misery when she “Nyeh!”ed at him. Reminded of his little brother, Horror couldn’t bear to see her hurt and claimed her.

There were mixed reactions from the rest of the gang.

Dust immediately hates the human that looks extremely similar to Frisk and tries to attack her.

Killer is curious and keeps poking her until she “Nyeh!”s again in frustration at being poked. His soul flickered and at that moment he mentally swore to help raise the kiddo. His eager volunteering to help take care of the child confuses Nightmare and Dust. Honestly he just wants to make sure Horror doesn’t turn her into food at some point.

Nightmare doesn’t care at first. If anything, he was glad Horror asked. Killer and Dust always tried to hide their pets from him, as if he didn’t know. He was a little confused why there was someone left in the collapsing AU. Error didn’t normally leave survivors, no matter the age. Whatever. Horror seemed happy and Killer was oddly not murdery so he’ll allow it.

The Trouble AU gang and Bean are open to asks! You can time travel if you want to ask older Bean. Please specify what age range.

(For plot reasons, Bean, ages 14 and up, is unavailable for asks)