Who's Your Main?

Who's your main?

Me:

THE ARCH ILLAGER!!✨

Mi bebo todo hermoso, precioso, divino, mi main, arriba nuestro emperador!!!

"You took me out of Norway, to be in Mexico and your filthy ranch?!!"-Arch illager

"hehe, no te entendí ni verga no se inglés nene"- yo merengues ùwú (me)

The context:

I made him, a crochet ùwú ✨

And yeah, he had an Overalls

Yo y mi amorcito comiendo taquitos con Boing

Me and my sweetheart eating taquitos with Boing

FLUFFY GAYS

"why is this so familiar?...."

Robertsky,That's my son, treat him well, please

Robertsky gave him tiny pieces of apple and peaches, he had to find Velvety to create a crib for Henry, but, they managed to make everything go well, even if he almost scared Izaaak to death because he thought it was a rat...

Hewoo, These are the ways Robertsky would ask out

"I was thinking so much and..... I.... I feel something.... I know, I'm just a shoemaker... But... I really feels like you are so the only person I could have a stronger heart beat... And.... I want to ask you If.... Could.... Umm.... Be together?" -Robertsky

Y como Roberto pediría a salir (mexican mode)

"do you want to be my girlfriend?" -The banner says

*Velvety doesn't know how to react, but in the end he said yes*

(I will explain the joke for the Anglo speakers, in Latam we had this joke, someone did that banner and we make memes for that)

"At least he didn't leave me as a ranch girl, dressed up and fussy"

(in Mexico we had the joke about "Steal the ranch girl in exchange for a cow")

Grande Robertsky, siento un buen mexicano, mojando el churro robando al travesti xd

Shoes Brothers

"why are so tiny?"-Robertsky

"haha, so funny"-Albertsky

"haha, come on, hmm, coffee?"- Robertsky

"and pie?"-Albertsky

"two pies and one of them is of the cheese"-Robertsky

"deal!"-Albertsky

*And then, they come back to the apartment for money and They went to a café for that coffee and pie, there they met someone special..... Life is good*

My FC of Minecraft

Their names are kaled and Adam, Adam is the yellow guy and kaled the illager hehe