Arch Illager - Tumblr Posts

Small sketch of a sulking Archie from a few months ago

Who's your main?

Me:

THE ARCH ILLAGER!!✨

Mi bebo todo hermoso, precioso, divino, mi main, arriba nuestro emperador!!!

"You took me out of Norway, to be in Mexico and your filthy ranch?!!"-Arch illager

"hehe, no te entendí ni verga no se inglés nene"- yo merengues ùwú (me)

The context:

I made him, a crochet ùwú ✨

And yeah, he had an Overalls

Yo y mi amorcito comiendo taquitos con Boing

Me and my sweetheart eating taquitos with Boing

Haha, I made this soooooo much time ago, this was for Instagram but I emigrated here so, I'm going to bring more Instagram videos and art that I made haha

TRANS 🏳️‍⚧️ RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!, I DON'T READ CRYs!!!

Yeah... He doesn't mess around...

Ah yeah, I forget post this

HUSBANDS

This last one is art by @psychicvoidtale

Yeah, I forgot to say it, I married, haha

Poor my husband, it hurts me to leave him to go to work, his sad life as a malewife

Oh, he said something tonight, see it

"TRANS RIGHTS!"

Hehe, so cute...

"weirdos..."-Psy

@psychicvoidtale

Past and Pasta

"I was the arch Illager, one of the most powerful beings in the overworld, with unimaginable power, so great that my glory and light were as abysmal as was my passing shadow."

"I had an army so powerful that I had never seen before that I envied the number of heroes I saw, no one could against my reign and empire, everything was created with the purpose of me taking what belongs to me since my birth, the whole world"

"but, I was overthrown, a group of heroes took my world from me and destroyed my life for the third and fourth time, my empire, my life, Everything I formed was taken away, nothing was left for me, now I have a simple life, and I... I..."

"I HAVE TO COOK FOR MY HUSBAND, AND THE DAMN GAS GONE!!, I CURSE YOU MAGIC CRISPITAS OVEN!!, I CUUUURSEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU, HE WILL BE COMING FROM WORK SOON!!, AND I HAVE NOT MADE THE PASTA YET, I CURSE YOU, I CURSEEE YOUUUUUU"

He ended up married to someone from a Latin country and now became a househusband....

That's my husband's story... Now he waits for me every time I came home from work....

@psychicvoidtale

He feels so comfy

MY HUSBAND

I PAINT MY HUSBAND

TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND TINY HUSBAND

Ok ya xd, seeh, it's just a paint, but, it's I guess

Love and Marriage

Yeah self incert, and what?

"umm... I had something... To ask you.... I know that you love me very much and that you are obviously going to feel that way towards me... However, I still can't understand, Why do you do it? You are so kind and peaceful, why are you so good to me? I did horrible things... Things that hurt others and myself, why should I be worthy of your love?... I was a tyrant, I was the one who waged one of the biggest wars in the overworld, I thought I was superior to everyone, I hurt a lot of people and even when I was overthrown, I was still seen as the tyrant I was, but you see me different, you found me and took me in your arms as if I were yours......why?.."-Archie

"why?... Oh honey.... Let me explain.... Just because you feel like you don't deserve love doesn't mean you don't deserve it, we all deserve love for the simple fact of existing, From our birth we realize that we live to love and be loved, you are no exception, you went through a lot of pain just like me, so much so that you ended up feeling manipulated by the orb of dominance, but like I said, it was manipulation, you were a victim... They made you believe that you don't deserve love.... But they were wrong, yes, we both have problems, my anxiety, depression, just like I must heal what they did to me, and you your post-traumatic stress, but even if I can't heal a mental illness... I always, And I always will love's you more than anything, I don't care if you think you don't deserve my love, I will love you until my body stops bleeding..... I promise...."-Me

"I..... Mmm..... I.... I love you...."-Archie

"I know.... I love you...."-Me

I had this talk with my husband a few hours ago, so I wanted to publish it, we are still working a lot on it, but here we go, we are still going strong even after almost three years together

Ok, I tried, try to publish it somewhere, it is my biggest project, a project that has been going on for almost two years, one where I put my soul, effort and above all my heart, since it is an important project for me, since it is one of the things that saved me from so many problems when there was nothing, Now, I really want to put a little bit of my heart into this, I hope you love it, as much as I love doing it, here's a little piece of my soul in this, I hope you enjoy....

Trio Delta

"Even if things sometimes go differently than expected and no matter how different we are, there are always many of us who look for a way to fit in, a way to find our place in this world, even if sometimes..."

"There are those who do not want to see us grow..."

I'm dying I'm so fucking dying

He is my hyperfixed and I'm breaking my ass with this

I'M SO FUCKING DYING, IM GOING TO DRAW THAT SKJSJSJSJSK I LOVE IT!! THANKS YOU, STRANGER OF INTERNET

And yeah This is the most accurate thing to the fucking book (my bible)

Me:

I LOVE MINECRAFT DUNGEONS SO MUCH

My husband in spring costume

Without comments..

Yes..... Literally, but, sometimes they fight

"I need my own fanfic with a happy ending!!"-Arch illager

"You don't need it, nobody knows you and nobody will see your fanfic.!!"-Snape

"Well, at least I'm canonically alive!!!"-Arch illager

"THAT'S ENOUGH, I'M GOING TO-"-Snape

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The worst part of this... is that I live with them and they are my husbands...

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Part of the glorious agony of being a fanfic writer, I think, is caring about the characters more than the actual show/movie writers.

Because the fanfic writer has that luxury.

The fanfic writer doesn’t have to worry about production budgets or actor egos or what will or won’t be a commercial success. The fanfic writer can just love the characters wholeheartedly.

And there’s joy in that.

This is so good, i love the watercolor texture and highlights. The fit goese hard with their corset.

Without comments..