Oh My Muse

oh my muse

Someone made a post about how well Matt Berry’s voice would fit Garfield…so I had to test it out…..

Delirium's mismatched eyes 🪅✨🦋

I just had to draw @artsyalice137 cosplay. 1 2

Why Tumblr? Why do you, an actual celebrity, a famous writer, use Tumblr of all websites?

(The actual celebrity and famous writer sits back in his rocking chair, surveys the world of Tumblr, from his porch. He chews meditatively on a straw, and then he says:)

TACAFW: Y'see, I've been here for nigh on twelve years now, which in new-fangled internet years is about four hundred years... yup, I remember when all this wuz just folks trading photos of cats, and I remember when over there, where it's now just waste land, that whole part of town was whut we used to call 'Not safe for work" -- hooey, I don't know where those folks went, when they got driv out of town -- but me, through those twelve years, I've just been in this old rockin' chair on this old porch, and I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go... I guess I mus' just' like it here...

Ok, so you know how Death doesn't need to introduce herself because when mortals look closely, they sense it?

Here are my headcanons:

Dream: The more you look at him, the less he makes sense. Looking at Dream too closely feels like a memory from your childhood so old and faded you can barely tell if you dreamed it or lived it. Looking deeper, you might notice him slightly flicker, as if his entire form is made of  innumerous flickering grains of sand. It's common to see stars in his eyes, and hear a slight echo in his voice. When he leaves, you may wonder if he was actually real.

Desire: If you look to closely at Desire, you might forget there's such thing as a sexual orientation. Yes, you might want to f*ck them. If you're ace, you'll want to touch them as well. Their hair and skin look way too perfect, you just need to feel the texture. Children often ask to play with Desire. Sometimes Desire does play with them. Desire likes how easy it is to make them laugh or cry.

Despair: Looking at Despair gives you that feeling deep in your guts that a tragedy is about to happen. It brings vague discomfort you can't identify or stop.

After you stare for a while, the blood flowing through your veins, the movement of your lungs and the constant beating of your heart may start to deeply disturb you. You may want to rip off your own hair, skin, guts or other internal organs. Your body may feel like torture, and your existence like a cage. If you notice any of these symptoms, please look away while you still can.

DeLiRiuM: If you look closely at Delirium, you'll see her limbs grow more and more out of proportion. You might see her hair growing. You might see her hair shrinking. Your thoughts might vanish completely, or they might run too fast for you to understand. Her words only make sense until a second after she said them. After that, if you try to remember what she said, you'll only get gibberish, vague feelings and a lot of colors.