A Black Mouse/ Rat At The Bottom Of The Fridge Near The Body? It Isnt Remi (Ratatouille), Hes Blue.

A black mouse/ rat at the bottom of the fridge near the body? It isn’t Remi (Ratatouille), he’s blue.

Bluebeard adaptations

My favorites, there aren’t enough adaptations of this story...

--- Foreword

The story is a mystery and, maybe, gothic romance (if I’m not wrong with the term).

Could be changed for dark/mystery romance where the lord is cursed and have a nice ending. I love fix-its.

I don’t mean wreck the story, by any means. I mean more like Snow queen/ Frozen adaptation. (Not making a case here I suppose. I mean different enough but not too different).

I don’t mean Disney but some Beauty-and-the-Beast-esque with a bit of Phantom of the Opera in there. Medieval, gothic and not modernized like how Dracula/vampires was modernized.

--- The Films

Now for the film adaptations which I recommend :

Sorry, they’re all in French. But if you get the chance, look them up.

- La barbe-bleue 1986 (Mystery, romance, jealousy)

-Barbe bleue 1951 (Comedy)

-Barbe-bleue 2008 (Nice medieval set, reminds me of Hammer films, has a funny pair of little girls, the bride is in early teens, not really romance)

Sotha Sil in Google Translate

Soda Sil and the Secret Philosophy of Cicero; Sothery magic.

Crazy Soda is an extension of the reader.

Another alias for Uncle Sheo

Jack Webber!

Jacques Webber.

Jack T. Webber

Jacques Theodore Webber.

Mr. Webber, Jack

DRAGON AGE 4  PROTAGONIST

In DAO we had the Warden

In DAII we had the Champion of Kirkwall

IN  DAIII Inquisition we had the Inquisitor

What will we have in DA4? 

I Have an idea about how this is going to go down....

DA4 TRAILER:

You should’ve acted… He’s already here… The chant of light told of his return. His sleep was merely a delay. For the time after the Veil opened and the priests of Andraste would spill their own blood. But no one wanted to believe. Believe he even existed. And when the truth finally dawns… it dawns in veilfire!

But, there is one he fears. In old Tevene he is INSANIS SCIURUS …

THE DRAMATIC SQUIRREL!

FUS RO DAH!  UMM...KUK-KUK-KUK?

(or whatever sounds squirrels make, i guess?)

(Triumphant rendition of ‘’The dawn will come’’) 

Nuz aan sul, fent alok, 

I mean...

But a day shall arise,

when the dark chantry’s lies,

will be silenced forever and then!

Fair Thedas will be free

from the Fen’Harel’s maw!   Dramatic Squirrel, Dramatic squirrel

by his acorns is sworn

To keep bigots forever at bay!

And the eggiest b**ches rout when they hear triumph's kuk

Dramatic Squirrel , for your randomness we pray!

[And then it turns out that it wasn’t the DA4 Protagonist that saves the world but a literal squirrel that just wanted to hide his nuts by stuffing them into random places and causing earthquakes and magic chain events and what not, like Scrat from Ice Age]

True, forget Neloth! This one is younger, nicer, higher rank (semi-canonically Archmagister) and probably smarter (he is Divath Fyr’s former apprentice) . I’d rather have more of this guy.

Also, I don’t think he was on the wreck of Tel Vos and he is still probably alive and arch-magister of house Telvanni.

Aryon needs moar luv.

repeat winner of the “relatively non-infuriating telvanni councillor” award himself, working on a new extension of his tower maybe