In Terms Of Popularity Every Other Lance Ship Was Doomed From The Start Because Theres No Way Any Of

in terms of popularity every other lance ship was doomed from the start because there’s no way any of us witnessed lance’s dumb pining ass in s1e1 say “I’d recognise that mullet anywhere!” and not immediately think okay in-denial patroclus what other body parts of keith have you noticed. hm?

Benoit Blanc interrogation strategy (real)

This is the most fucked up tag you can put on a joke post. No exclamation point, all lowercase, nothing. You’ll never know if this is sarcastic or genuine. I don’t know if they hate me or they liked the post, I just don’t know.

thinking about them

close ups:

Keith, shivering in bed: Lance, please, we have a queen-size blanket, share

Lance, rolling up even tighter: I'm a queen, so the blanket is already at max capacity

although, let’s be honest, all of us use ao3